audreytheprodigy

[audreytheprodigy]

Symbol Starters~

Send ☔ for our muses to share an umbrella on a rainy day.

Send 📱 for my muse to send yours a random text.

Send 📞 for my muse to call yours.

Send ✞ for our muses to meet in an empty church.

Send ⚔ to challenge my muse to a duel.

Send 😢 for my muse to comfort you.

Send 🌸 to receive flowers from my muse.

Send ☁ for our muses to watch the clouds together.

Send ⌚ to ask my muse what time it is.

Send ℃ for my muse to discuss the temperature with yours.

Send 👻 to tell ghost stories with my muse.

Send 🐩 to play with my muse’s pet (or have my muse play with yours).

Send 😘 to see my muse’s reaction to yours flirting with them.

Send 💅 to do my muse’s nails.

Send 🐎 for our muses to go horse riding together.

Send 📺 for our muses to have a TV/movie night.

Send 🍸 for our muses to have a drink together.

Send 💪 for our muses to workout together.

Send 💤 to wake my muse up from their nap.

Send 🍔 for our muses to have lunch together.

Send 💢 for my muse to get mad at yours for something they did.

Send 😓 for my muse to apologize to yours for something they did.

Send 💖 for my muse to tell yours who they currently have a crush on.

Send 💘 for my muse to ask yours who they have a crush on.

Send 💋 to randomly kiss my muse.

Send 🎃 to carve pumpkins with my muse.

Send 🎁 for my muse to give yours a gift.

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sourpuss-sawyer:

If any of you come into the coffee shop and comment on the atrocities that I have to wear during this season I will not hesitate to throw blazing hot coffee on your crotch. 

If I give you a compliment on managing to pull off those reindeer antlers do I get a discount on any of the gallons of coffee I come in and buy?

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too-loose-andintrouble:

Of course not, I hate ballet.

That’s surprising, considering you look like you’ve been in a few yourself. 

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anyastclair:

Of course not, I’m merely stating the facts. I let you children squabble in the playground, comparing fangs to determine who is the baddest bitch on the block with the full knowledge that I could put an end to your antics anytime I wish.

What are you gonna do, get me off to death? Are you really sure you’ve got that kind of stamina, demon? 

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just-a-charming-guy:

Why does everyone have to have a “turf”, what ever happened to live and let live?

....What planet do you live on?

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ferdinandstclair:

Very funny. You know you shouldn’t be out her this late. It not your turn to hunt. 

Mm, but I’m just so hungry.

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Your turf? What is this, West Side Story?

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Oh is that was happened? ‘Cause from where I’m standing it didn’t look like you were focusing on anything.

That is your version of things.  My version is that my attention was focused on something more important, and just did not happen to see this until it was too late.

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*laughs and loops their arms together* It’s my fault for forgetting how much of a klutz you are.

Okay, okay you proved your damn point Drey. *laughs* I should’ve seen that stupid broken curb. 

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Jessica Parker Kennedy in ‘Black Sails’ (2014). x

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I built this from nothing. And none of it is real. It is built upon things I can not control, can not predict. It is built on sand. And when the day comes when that foundation shifts, when civilization returns, do you know what they will call me then? The whore that lost everything.

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I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm just saying a smarter person would have seen that coming.

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Oh, pobrecito! Alright, here’s a translation in a language you’ll understand...The fuck ya want?   

Hey trash bucket! Ya miss me and my shitty talkin' skills?

*picks up nearest object–a wrench–and throws it in his direction without looking away from what she’s working on* 

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Come on, Nelly, live a little! While we’re young.

Ladies night

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*innocently* Justo que demuestra mucho que te perdi, esqueleto.

Hey trash bucket! Ya miss me and my shitty talkin' skills?

*picks up nearest object–a wrench–and throws it in his direction without looking away from what she’s working on*