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me getting a blood transfusion: can you see if you have any gay blood in the back?

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i love this girl KEJSKDJSK

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ah yes peaches……… the lesbian apple

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I fear for all of you

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I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

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be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

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i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

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oh shit!!!!!! oh shit it’s June 9!!!!!! it’s 6/9!

But what’s more, since its 2019, is that:

it is exactly 50 years between 6/9/69 and 6/9/69

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bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext

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