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herons would love middle aged man fishing culture i think

do you understand my vision

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Rib-cage Kimono by MUTSU (2022)

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because you had a bat day

you hang upside down

you echolocate just fly all around

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every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

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Planting and picking oranges 🍊

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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let’s lay flat on our ovoidal mama

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Kaybid

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worm-drawn apple carriage

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about 6 months ago i got maybe a little too obsessed with the idea of buying a horse and just like letting it roam around ontario highways at night and feeding it poisoned apples and watching as it gets fatter and more corrupt and starts attacking other motorists

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Ohhhhh my god you're fighting in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, superman and every single power ranger, bill s preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan?

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why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger

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“Green was the silence, wet was the light, the month of June trembled like a butterfly.”

— Pablo Neruda