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Rose: Things will get better! The Squad: Rose: Okay, maybe they won’t. Rose: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways! Rose: Skye doesn’t look very happy. Lewis: That's her happy. She's just a bitch. Rose: Remember what I told you. Skye: Don’t be a cunt. Rose: You know you can die from that, right? Joel: smoking a cigarette That’s the point. Skye: drinking alcohol We’re trying to speed this up. Laura: Eating raw cookie dough and nodding Rose: I am going to need you to swear- Skye: Fuck. Rose: Rose: …swear as in promise. Joel: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing. Lewis: But ya' didn't! Rose, running: Slow down, Skye, I can’t ketchup! Skye, not slowing down: You’ll just have to use all the strength you can mustard. Skye: I'm not superstitious… But I am a little stitious. Lewis: I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration. Joel: Are you okay? Laura: Did you actually just ask him that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know? Skye: Do you love Rose? Joel: Yeah, I do. Skye: Laura! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! Laura: We all love Rose. You should've asked if he was IN love with her. Joel: I thought that was implied. Laura: … Skye: … Joel, looking straight at Laura: Congrats Skye, you just won 100 bucks. The Squad: walking at the mall Lewis: Hey, have any of you guys seen Skye? She's been gone for a while.. Joel: Eh, nope. Laura: No, I haven’t… Rose: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something. Skye: Hey. Lewis: Ooh, there you are- Joel: What the fu- Rose: I- where were you?! Skye: Walking right behind you guys. Rose, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast. Skye: You're kinda ugly. Joel: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword. Skye: Why are you talking to yourself? Laura: It’s called a soliloquy, bitch. Rose: Want to hear a hard riddle? Joel: Sure. Rose: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll? Joel: …down? Rose: N- Lewis: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then. Rose: Rose: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs… Jesus Christ…

Lewis: Hey, thanks for checking in, I’m ✨still a piece of garbage~!✨ Laura: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead! Lewis: nudges Laura at 3am Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Laura? Wake up, Laura! Listen! They're sexless! Laura: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep. Rose: The first time Joel opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!" Joel is casually searching around the room Lewis: Hey Joel, what’re you looking for? Joel: My will to live. Rose walks into the room Joel: Oh, there it is. Joel: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly. Lewis, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you. Laura: ARE YOU- Lewis: Fucking. Laura: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Lewis: Fucking. Laura: IDIOT! Joel: …What was that? Lewis: Rose banned Laura from swearing, so I’m helping her out.