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hey wait i just realized these are the same song
i didnt even have to change the key
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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow
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hipster cafes be like "we are proud to be a community establishment! 😊 think local!! 😇 everyone welcome!!! 🏳️🌈 restroom for customers only"
#I've had more customers shit on the floor than no customers#point being paying or no people can be clean or nasty. can't discriminate
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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup
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I think this comment on the new live action HTTYD trailer sums up my feelings on the matter pretty well
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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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Where's my Breakfast?
Oil on Panel 30x30 cm
Artist: Daniel Arthur
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So uh
They found a whole lot of the rest of Spicomellus, aka one of the oldest ankylosaurians
Turns out it's also the spikiest
And apparently sacral shields and tail weapons go all the way back too
(Image from Maidment et al., 2025).
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I love this pic like he literally did not give a single fuck
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