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At 12:12 on the 12th, TS12 finally got a name: The Life of a Showgirl. ❤️‍🔥 More info soon… pre pre-order the album & pre pre-scream in the meantime!!!!!!!!!!!! taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

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ts12

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Spider-Man: Brand New Day BTS. So Amazing.

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harley & peter

maybe my favorite thing right now is how, despite the two of them having never met and Harley being like seven in IM3, the fandom has collectively decided that

Harley and Peter are the same age

Harley and Peter are both Tony's unofficial children

Harley and Peter have a chaotic sibling relationship that could rival Clint and Natasha

so here's my take on this because anyone who knows me knows that my favorite activity is playing basketball with canon, in which case canon is a crumpled up piece of paper and the net is a trash can I duct-taped to the wall.

Peter is the baby. I don't care if Harley is like years younger than him. Peter is emotionally, mentally, and spiritually the baby. he hates it. He hates it so much. Peter is the baby and he cannot escape it. Honestly, at this point, Tony probably does it just to annoy him. However, Peter is also a smartass, and has an unnerving, occasionally exhausting ability to weasel into almost any problem he can find. Cue the Baby Monitor protocol, in which Tony can keep on making fun of the kid and (unsuccessfully) attempting to stop him from trying to fight anything he can find.

Harley is an asshole, but the kind of asshole that makes you want to hug him and squeeze him and maybe vandalize a building with him. He has unresolved attachment issues, a shitty (biological) dad, and a little too many ideas for his own good, and all of these things shoved into one hormonal teenager is enough to create a child functioning on sheer chaos and spite. Obviously, Tony can relate.

Now imagine if you put them together.

Mr. Tony Stark, child prodigy, genius-level intellect - he's not stupid, hence why he has never introduced them to each other. But, eventually, he would be felled by his one weakness: time management.

One day, when him and Peter are blowing things up working in the lab, Harley comes by for one reason or another.

Tony has a feeling that he'd better stock up on aspirin.

After a chaotic series of misunderstandings, four broken glasses, and far too much yelling to be normal, the two of them become inseparable in...the weirdest way possible. It seemed like their entire relationship was based on a contest to see who could come up with the most outlandish, dangerous ideas and pull them off. Currently, Peter's winning, after he used his webs to bungee jump off the Tower.

But they bring out different sides in each other, also. Ones that Tony's happy to see.

Peter's always worried too much. Tony can't blame him, of course. Kid's gone through some shit. Losing almost everyone close to you will do that. He's constantly trying to prove himself, with little thought of the consequences to his mind and body. And for all Harley's faults, one thing he knows how to do is see his own worth. He knows how good it feels to stop blaming yourself. And slowly, whenever they're together, Peter loosens up. Harley reminds him of how to be in the moment, be a kid again.

Harley's not perfect either. Easily excitable to the point of ignorance, he's the kind of kid that old white men call disrespectful. He knows what he wants to do, and he's not afraid to plow through anything in the way of that. It's go, go, go, with him, unresting and unstoppable. Until he meets Peter Parker, who teaches him the importance of a break. With Peter, Harley's reminded of how good it is just to rest for a moment, to smile with someone, ease the weight on his shoulders.

So, yeah, maybe they're both destructive and chaotic and loud, so goddamn loud, F.R.I.D.A.Y, order me some noise cancelling headphones PLEASE.

But they get along. They make each other laugh, doing stupid shit like baby-proofing all of Tony's suits when they think he's not looking. And if Tony smiles, well, that's none of their business, is it?

and, he thinks, maybe he can learn from them too. From these boys, his boys.

I don't know. Peter and Harley.

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Thought I would post a few moodboards I made! They’re for Peter Parker and they include my head canons of him!

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🪩 Basics

⭑.ᐟ Bex (she/they) & 18

⭑.ᐟ First gen college student, currently doing Gen Ed ; going for Respiratory Care

⭑.ᐟ Possible (most definitely) adhd and asthma

⭑.ᐟ Women in STEM

🕷️ Interests & Other

⭑.ᐟ Interests & Hobbies : Spiderman (obviously), writing, cooking, reading, watching movies, being with friends

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🧷 Socials & Stuff

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That’s all for now. Will be updating as I go along. I hope you all enjoy my blog!

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peter: hey, sorry i’m late! i broke down on the way here.

tony: is your car okay?

peter: car?

tony:

peter:

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Peter’s shoelace comes untied one day in the lab. He bends over to tie it without thinking, not even paying attention to whether Tony is watching or not. That is until his mentor asks him a question, his voice carrying an unnecessary level of amusement.

“Are you wearing iron man socks?”

Peter blinks. He looks down at his ankle, where his jeans have lifted up to show that he is in fact, wearing iron man socks.

God damn it, he is never living this down.

“Shut up,” Peter defends himself weakly, making sure his jeans fall correctly to cover his ankles as he stands back up.

“No! come on, I wanna see!” Tony squawks, nudging Peter repeatedly in the arm.

“Hey! Shut up Mr. Stark! I only wore them on accident!” Peter grumbled, batting the older man’s hands away and trying hard not to laugh as Tony cackled at him.

“What! don’t try and pretend you don’t think I’m cool,” Tony teased knowingly.

“You are so not cool,” Peter says, sticking his tongue out. “Maybe I wore them as a joke, what about that?”

Tony barks a laugh. “Did you?”

Peter’s confident expression faltered, and Tony cackled again. Kid was such a bad liar.

“May got them for me like— like so long ago! I only wear them because of her!” Peter insists.

Tony smirks. “But you wear them,”

Peter drawled a long, dramatic groan as Tony continued to laugh at him.

Yeah, Peter is definitely never ever living this down. He makes a mental note to pay more attention to which socks he puts on before going anywhere anymore.

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Can't stop thinking about a no-powers AU where Peter was born a sick kid, with the threat of death looming over his tiny body. No one expected him to live past his fourth birthday, or his fifteenth nevertheless. Yet somehow, he's still kicking. His parents are dead, so is Ben, all he has is May. And all May has is him. So she does everything in her power to get him more time, add a few days to his life—anything. She sings him up for medical trials and experimental treatments, she applies for grants, relief aid and support groups. Anything and everything she can think of, she already did. But you can't outrun death and as lucky as Peter has been, living past his fourth birthday, his luck is bound to run out. He's dying, there is no stopping that. So he starts acting out, not in an alarming way, simply trying to experience the world outside of his hospital room that might as well be his home because he hasn't left it in three years waiting for his body to take its last breath. No, he sneaks out of his bed and into galleries to observe surgeries, finds the way to the roof and just hangs out there, breaks into the residents lounge and messes with their stuff— small fun shenanigans. Just trying to live for once, to be a kid and experience what it's like to be a teenager. It's on one of his adventures across the hospital, raising havoc and annoying the interns, that he meets Tony. A dying billionaire whose lifestyle is catching up to him. All the drinking, drugs, and questionable substances he's taken over the years have ruined his liver. He needs a new one, and now. But they can't find a match for him, every time a potential donor shows up, the donation falls through. Tony relapses a few times as well, sneaking alcohol into his room somehow and having to wait all over again to be put back onto the list because you have to be sober for at least a year to be eligible for a donation. Peter barged into his room trying to hide from the nurses looking for him again and Tony, dying and bored out of his mind, helped him hide. They talk and a friendship is formed. They bond over slowly dying, their love for everything science, and nerd over sci-fi movies. It's one of the most meaningful and deep relationships Tony has ever had and it breathes purpose into him. He's trying to do better, live better, be better. And then one day, a donor comes through, a perfect match and Tony wants to tell Peter but doesn't have the chance to. He's taken into surgery almost immediately, it goes well, in fact goes beyond that— Tony comes out of the OR a new man (sore and in pain, but healthy). But Peter never shows up, he asks the nurse about him but they avoid meeting his eyes. Three days later, May shows up, with bloodshot eyes and a defeated hunch to her shoulder, and tells him that Peter passed four days ago. That a week after meeting Tony, he had tested to see if he was a match for him and when he knew that he was, he was adamant to donate his liver to the man. He threw a fit when the doctors told him that despite having a healthy liver, his body would not withstand the strain the operation would put him through. May tells him about how Peter made her promise that when he dies, she'll donate all his organs, and give Tony his liver. She tells him that she did, that the liver he got was Peter's and that now, Tony will always have a piece of the boy with him. She tells him that now he has a second chance in life, that he has the opportunity to do good, to be better and that he owes it to Peter to try. They mourn him together, grieve his loss together. Tony starts a foundation in Peter's honor, hosts galas and charity events in his name. He takes better care of his body, of his health. He became a better person for Peter, because Peter was everything.

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field trip to stark industries fic but it’s post-NWH and it’s peter community college class and peter’s first time back in the building after being forgotten.

and the building makes it very clear that AIs were immune to the spell.

bonus points if it’s an au where tony survived, and he’s very curious why his tech is reacting so strangely to this random kid

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idk what the male version of uhaul lesbians is but deadpool and wolverine went on one three day date after which wade asked logan to move in w him n his 70 yo blind coke fiend roommate (unsurprising) & logan said yes

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LMAOOO i tried to post the car fight from deadpool 3 on youtube with casual playing in the background and it immediately got copyrighted. marvel your homophobic side is showing /j

anyways here is is cause i'm not a pussy

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Reasons I love Deadpool and Wolverine:

The totally platonic hand holding

The platonic homoerotic tension

The twelve hours of platonic sex in the Honda Odyssey

Comic accurate Wolverine suit

The platonic pet names

The platonic penetration 

It sets Deadpool up to be a bigger part of the MCU

Logan was allowed to have feelings and stay with Wade. 

The platonic meet the parents scene.

Them platonically moving in together

The two of them platonically trying to sacrifice their lives for each other

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logan (the worst wolverine) found out he was wade’s best wolverine and decided never to be normal again. oh u want me to move in to ur tiny ass apartment with your blind 80yo skiier of a roommate and a dog? say less. you want me to meet all your friends and family? I will be so behaved. actually hold up let me try n set u up with your ex while giving you heart eyes. like idk what logan will get up to next but it’s going to be out of loyalty & devotion to wade bc that feral beast domesticated himself for that man