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He’s got those big wet eyes and you DONT wanna see him on his knees crying??

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Im still thinkin about big skin creatures

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"Luo Binghe raised his eyebrows, tugging the limp body in his left arm further into his embrace. 'You tell me: What have I done?'"

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your pupils are dilated

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"Luo Binghe raised his eyebrows, tugging the limp body in his left arm further into his embrace. 'You tell me: What have I done?'"

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my art for a bingqiu zine drew it a year ago and now i want to change like everything

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Au where one of original bingges Kids gets dropped to svsss and gets adopted on sight by Shen Qingqiu.

Everyone get what they want Sqq gets a little binghe. The kid gets a version of his dad that pays atention to him (after a bit Bingmei got to Bond with the kid a first) and of course shizun head pats.

Well everyone expet bingge (along with other sqq's admirers Who are 100% sure thats binqiu baby even though its a whole ass child/pre teen) Who at some point goes look for this child of his since wife number 78 came to him To cry about it.

Which leads to the bingge vs Bingmei extra

The Kids been happily living at svsss for some time now. Who knew world would be a healthier place if the realms arent merged?

His new baba's hands are steady and hes voice warm, as he shows him how to play qupin or hold a brush or a sword like a True schoolar.

His new dad, a steady presence who he wont have To worry about flying into a murderous rage. Someone Who looks at him and sees a person rather than seemingly looking through him. Hed bet his original father doesent even remeber his name.

So when one day, when his new dad supousedly comes home from the demon realm early the kid can smell theres something fishy going on.

Which In turn leads to the kid glareing, trying to get the dont you dare fucking ruin this dad" as Well as constantly distract ing his baba since he knows his former dads track record.

And it ends with the kid using sqqs weakness: tears. To let him stay at svssss that place sucks and and the guy sucks while pointin at bingge.

(Sqq really had tought that it was a temporary adoption but the kid is just as stick as his dad do they stoped lookin for way To sent him back.)

So the whole thing turns so much worse for bingge because not only does a weak version of him get a nice shizun so does his own brat that SMIRKING at him as the nice shizun comforts him.

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Shang Qinghua: I’m telling you! Mobei Jun hates me!

Shen Qingqiu: …

Shen Qingqiu: Airplane. What did Mobei Jun give you yesterday?

Shang Qinghua: Oh the gift? Yeah, he gave me a ring. On it says, “Together Forever.”

Shang Qinghua: See?! He wants to make sure I serve him for all of eternity! I’m doomed!!

Shen Qingqiu: …You’re helpless.

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AU where one day (pre binghe but post becoming Peak Lords), Qiu Haitang storms into a peak lord meeting (uninvited and unwelcome) and starts her whole acusation spiel about Shen Jiu. She's going on and on about the things he did to her family and none of the Peak Lords are trying to defend him, because this is Shen Jiu. But most importantly to Yue Qingyuan, Shen Jiu isn't trying to defend himself either.

Then Qiu Haitang says something about how the two of them were supposed to be married and Yue Qingyuan loses his fucking mind. All politeness and decorum fly out the window, shouting more of his and Shen Jiu's past than either would be comfortable with normally, and he verbally eviscerates her so badly, part of Mu Qingfang wants to check him to make sure he's not having a qi deviation. When he finally pauses to take a breath Shen Jiu of all people steps in front of the sect leader and says to his ex-fiance, "That engagement would have never gone anywhere, either because I would have killed your brother or myself. I grant you this courtesy because you once sheltered me from the worst of his abuse. Now leave. And never show your face here again."

Then to the horror and shock of all the other Peak Lords, Shen Jiu turns around and hugs Yue Qingyuan (it's really closer to a boa constrictor doing a death squeeze but as far as YQY and the other Peak Lords are concerned it's a hug).

Qiu Haitang tries to do the whole 'Xiao-Jiu' thing and Yue Qingyuan snaps at her "You. Do. Not. Call. Him. That." Qiu Haitang flees the scene quickly after that.

Then the two leave the meeting hall have a fucking conversation, where Shen Jiu berates and maybe affectionately beats his Qi-ge for trying to take a sword stronger than he could handle, and then for not telling him for so many years.

To the outside world Shen Jiu remains mostly the same. Still an ice-cold bitch with a temper thinner and more explosive than dynamite, who's as likely to cut you down to size verbally as he is physically. Yue Qingyuan on the other seems to be flying somewhere close to cloud nine and has been there so long he's picking out drapes for the summer home.

You have to understand, absolutely everyone else who sees this is baffled and concerned.

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AU where one day (pre binghe but post becoming Peak Lords), Qiu Haitang storms into a peak lord meeting (uninvited and unwelcome) and starts her whole acusation spiel about Shen Jiu. She's going on and on about the things he did to her family and none of the Peak Lords are trying to defend him, because this is Shen Jiu. But most importantly to Yue Qingyuan, Shen Jiu isn't trying to defend himself either.

Then Qiu Haitang says something about how the two of them were supposed to be married and Yue Qingyuan loses his fucking mind. All politeness and decorum fly out the window, shouting more of his and Shen Jiu's past than either would be comfortable with normally, and he verbally eviscerates her so badly, part of Mu Qingfang wants to check him to make sure he's not having a qi deviation. When he finally pauses to take a breath Shen Jiu of all people steps in front of the sect leader and says to his ex-fiance, "That engagement would have never gone anywhere, either because I would have killed your brother or myself. I grant you this courtesy because you once sheltered me from the worst of his abuse. Now leave. And never show your face here again."

Then to the horror and shock of all the other Peak Lords, Shen Jiu turns around and hugs Yue Qingyuan (it's really closer to a boa constrictor doing a death squeeze but as far as YQY and the other Peak Lords are concerned it's a hug).

Qiu Haitang tries to do the whole 'Xiao-Jiu' thing and Yue Qingyuan snaps at her "You. Do. Not. Call. Him. That." Qiu Haitang flees the scene quickly after that.

Then the two leave the meeting hall have a fucking conversation, where Shen Jiu berates and maybe affectionately beats his Qi-ge for trying to take a sword stronger than he could handle, and then for not telling him for so many years.

To the outside world Shen Jiu remains mostly the same. Still an ice-cold bitch with a temper thinner and more explosive than dynamite, who's as likely to cut you down to size verbally as he is physically. Yue Qingyuan on the other seems to be flying somewhere close to cloud nine and has been there so long he's picking out drapes for the summer home.

You have to understand, absolutely everyone else who sees this is baffled and concerned.

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Airplane, writing PIDW: after suffering abuse and mistreatment his whole life, Luo Binghe naturally developed feelings for the first person who was repeatedly nice to him, Ning Yingying

Shen Yuan, reading: cool cool, yes, that makes sense psychologically

a few years later *Shen Yuan transmigrates into PIDW, is repeatedly nice to Luo Binghe & Binghe falls in love with him*

Shen Yuan:

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Airplane, writing PIDW: after suffering abuse and mistreatment his whole life, Luo Binghe naturally developed feelings for the first person who was repeatedly nice to him, Ning Yingying

Shen Yuan, reading: cool cool, yes, that makes sense psychologically

a few years later *Shen Yuan transmigrates into PIDW, is repeatedly nice to Luo Binghe & Binghe falls in love with him*

Shen Yuan:

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My cousin has a similar curly hair texture to how we often draw Binghe and she told me she used to accidentally get big fat knots as a kid all the time. So imagine Binghe (probably after the extras incident where he sat in the pond) coming home from a particularly rough mission or night hunt and his hair is a mess. There’s no untangling that on his own. After a lot of protest Shen Qingqiu finally gets him to sit still so he can untangle it for him instead. Cue Binghe vibrating with nervousness/anxiety/excitement for the two or three hours this process takes. Shen Qingqiu notices this but, of course, misinterprets it as the stallion protagonist’s pride being horribly injured by the humiliation of having to get help and be touched so much by his scum villain teacher. The next few days/weeks he keeps his distance from Binghe and refrains from head pats to spare his discipline some face and allow him some time to cool off. Binghe, on the other hand, takes that as his Shizun being disappointed in him because he’s not as strong and elegant as Shen Qingqiu.

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SQQ‘s closet is entirely made out of one way mirrors where everyone can look inside while he can’t see anyone but also he’s convinced there is no closet

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like what would you do.

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Shen Qingqiu, holding a scroll: Airplane, what the hell is this?!

Shang Qinghua: Hm? Oh that's my ranking list of the best tits of the Cang Qiong Peak Lords

Shen Qingqiu: You are a disgusting pervert and I regret ever meeting you

Shen Qingqiu: ...

Shen Qingqiu: Why am I only number 8?!

Shang Qinghua: Sorry Bro, but you're too flat for my tastes. Although you do score higher in the ass ranking