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Do the teeth bite cause that would be sick af

Also best not to pet sharks without gloves. Their skin can really tear up ours with lots of petting.

yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:

it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.

(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)

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The spongebob fandom is getting heated

Weird how you guys (Spongebob fandom) are putting an abusive ship on my dash (SquidBob) and not thinking twice about it. But alright.

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I wish my attention span lasted longer than 30 seconds sp I could read some of the longer posts.

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My least favourite stereotype is that of the smug gay Mexican. It is so widespread that its just become the norm. This is not okay.

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Ah yes the gay stereotype of sausage- looking firecrackers

Make your holiday picnic gayer! Armour Franks (1951)

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I love the colorful tags

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Straight people are shit at geometry. Typical love triangles are not, in fact, triangles

Bella

/ \

Edward Jacob

❌ not a triangle

Bella

/ \

Edward ( <-)---------(->) Jacob

✅ a triangle

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The government is obviously hiding stuff from us I mean the White House expects us to believe a bright yellow horse with a 20 foot neck, pom pop ears and a blue tongue exists and not a unicorn. And platypi. Charles Darwin was high AF when he evolved that shit