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Omg that Grimmjow one and that last part at the end. What would happen if we were brave enough to go 'pspspsps' to him?

I had a feeling someone might ask this~

Characters: Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Contents: mild nsfw, Grimmjow, gn!reader, pspspspsps

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Grimmjow is just minding his own fucking business when suddenly some annoying, captivating, hypnotic sound invades his ears.

He looks around for the source, only to freeze when he spots you standing there, rubbing your fingers together and making that noise.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

He prowls closer. If he had actual cat ears, they would be in airplane mode right about now. He scowls at you, digging a finger in his ear as if to root the noise out.

"Pspspspsps."

"Cut that shit out. Why are you making that noise, huh?"

"Pspspspsps."

All of a sudden, there's a meow. One of the many cats that have a tendency to congregate around Grimmjow comes trotting up to rub its head against your ankles, purring loudly.

Grimmjow looks at the cat.

Grimmjow looks at you.

You're trembling with suppressed laughter as you look him dead in the eyes. A powerful, immortal creature from another world. A ruthless killer.

"Pspspspsps. Here, kitty."

Grimmjow's eyes narrow dangerously.

"Run."

It doesn't matter how fast you are; you won't beat his sonido. But he'll toy with you as he hunts you down, catching you at the last second, pinning you up against walls and counters while you're torn between shrieking or laughing.

All running does is work him up more, but at least it means you might make it somewhere more comfortable before he finally pounces. And as you're bent double in a mating press, clawing at his back and begging for reprieve, you'll know what to expect the next time you try to summon him like that.

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Headcanon: Shunsui will absolutely abuse his Head Captain authority to visit you wherever you may be in the Seireitei. For example, random office or barrack "inspections" just to come see you, pester you a bit, make you laugh, maybe kiss the top of your head or bring you flowers or a snack.

And then you eventually shoo him out because you have work to do.

I love him, your honor.

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~The Madarames~

HOW DID I NOT SEE IT. WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS UNTIL NOW?

(For those wondering - Shino is either Ikkaku's younger sister or his cousin. They're not sure because where they grew up in the Rukongai was rough as hell, so their parents died before they were old enough to know what the family ties are. Shino entered the Shinigami Academy after Ikkaku. He advised her not to enter the Eleventh Division because it's too rough for her there, so she's in the Thirteenth.)

They're so much alike. Look at them. Same shiny heads. Same love of the colour red.

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Hiya admin, this is random but may I ask from which episode the gif on header is from? Thank you in advance, your hcs gives me life.

Hi! I sort of answered this question already in this post. The exact episode number is 320: "Gotei 13, Gathering in the Real World!"

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You haven't posted in ions...I constantly thought I should break my anonymity and ask if you are alright and are you going to continue writing or if you have changed platforms. It sad to see talented and hardworking content makers vanish one by one

Hi, anon!

Thank you for your message, and I'm sorry I seem to have made you worry. You're very kind to compliment me so <3 I have NOT abandoned this blog, but my inspiration has been at an all-time low for quite some time. The current state of the world hasn't helped matters, either. Physically, I am well, and I've been lucky enough to not get sick (I'm all vaccinated, too! Booster and everything!). Mentally, I'm doing better than I was, but I'm not ready to start posting regularly again just yet. But it means much to me that I still have people like you there who still like my writing~ <3 I can't say when I'll post again, and I don't want to give you or others a date and then fail to meet that deadline and disappoint you. But I WANT to start writing for this blog again soon.

Thank you again for your message. Take care of yourself, anon~

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Hello, hi. I know this is just a coincidence, but I stumbled across this while shopping and it's a hilarious coincidence, and I wanted to share it. A Sole Society Cherry Blossom Kimono. It's cute, too. Can you imagine?

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After joining the Bleach imagines scene, I've definitely noticed a rise in my love for Kensei. I never disliked him at all, but I never liked him like this. All because of writers like you, @buriedinbleach, who weave fantastically juicy tales like this. Shunsui is still the love of my life, of course, but Kensei is yummy~

PS I always think your icon is Hidan from Naruto? Lol

You are amazing! Please fill my pervy mind with images of Kensei spending alone time with himself. I need to know all the details! Thank you for doing god's work 😁

Um… I love this. So delicious! I’m so glad there’s so many people that share my overwhelming thirst for that babe. Bless. This got a bit long too. Forgive me, I love him and got carried away. Its part HC, with a dash of smutty drabble at the end because I lack impulse control and we all know what kinda detailed smut you expect from me by now.

Let’s go over a day in the life of Kensei while you’re away, shall we? We shall. Just know, your absence affects a lot of shinigami - not just Kensei.

*You just had to go off on a mission and leave him at home by himself, didn’t you? Well, its your job, of course you did. Kensei has a high sense of duty and honor, so he understands. But that sure as shit doesn’t mean he has to like it, ok? How the hell is the poor man supposed to sleep now? He’s gotten used to having you snuggled up around his body at night - he likes it - and now he’s on his own until you get back. What the hell is he supposed to do by himself?!

*As previously established, Kensei has a high sex drive. I’ll say it again: High. So it wouldn’t take long for the nagging itch to start needling his body, making him even more edgy and irritable than normal. But Kensei also prides himself on his resistance and ability to delay gratification (he’s a pro), so he’s not going to give in easily. He’s a Captain. He has shit to do, damnit.

*Kensei is an early riser, even more so when he’s been lying awake half the night because his cuddle buddy is gone. (Kensei: “Shinji, you’re a dead man if you ever mention you heard that. Dead.”) So he’ll make himself a quick morning protein shake and head down to his home gym for a lengthy workout - blasting Pantera, scowling adorably while he puts those muscles through the ringer.

*After some good exercise, he’ll squeeze in a quick cold shower. The water was a normal temperature for all of two seconds, but as he faced the wall, his thoughts inevitably trailed back to the shower you took together yesterday morning before you left. He picked you up and held you against the smooth tiles, railing you nice and slow while you gripped his shoulders. He can still see the faint red, crescent shaped marks from your nails. Still feel you clenching around him, hear you crying out… ‘Shit. No time, I’m gonna be late.’

*Work is rough. For everyone. You were kind enough (to the rest of the Ninth) to send Shuhei a quick message when you received your mission orders though. He’s been around long enough to read the early warning signs of Kensei’s moods and knows that any significant absence from you makes for one seriously grumpy Captain Muguruma. (Note: you’ve been gone roughly 24 hours at this point. And that counts as significant absence in Kensei’s book.)

-Mashiro is absolutely banned from approaching within 50 feet of Kensei. Shuhei takes it upon himself to give her the day off. She doesn’t argue and for once, Kensei doesn’t ask where she went. Its a winning combination.

-The rest of the division isn’t so lucky. The effects of the strenuous workout Kensei put himself through that morning have mostly worn off. The sound of leather cracking as he clenches and unclenches his fists can only mean one thing: Extra Training. All Day. For Everyone. No Excuses, pansies.

-By the time Kensei is finished with them, a third of his division is visiting the Fourth for medical treatment. Kenpachi would be proud. Their injuries range from minor scrapes and bruises, to a few serious gashes and broken bones. More than half the shinigami receiving treatment are merely faking it in order to escape any more punishment from Kensei.

*Eventually, he’ll have to return home though. Still very much alone. He’ll make himself dinner, read over the mission reports he brought home to pass the time, then eventually head off to bed when he’s run out of other things to do. But in your shared bedroom, he can’t stop himself from thinking about you anymore.

*Kensei’s first hint of trouble comes as soon as he drops down into bed. Your scent surrounds him, as if its woven into the threads of the fabric. He’ll tilt his head to your side of the bed, discreetly smelling your pillow. He might be alone, but he’s not about to admit how much he’s missing you - even if its only to himself. Kensei takes a long, deep breath and holds it, picturing you before exhaling. Your face, your smile, your laugh, even the satisfied smirk you’d be giving him if you knew what he was doing and how much he’s missed you… he’s already half-hard. Fuck.

*He’ll grit his teeth, mentally admitting defeat, and reach for his phone - quickly preparing to type out a message, or dial your number just to hear your voice, but he stops himself. Once more, he can hear your teasing voice delighted with his current ‘predicament’. It sounds so clear, Kensei could swear you were right there with him:

“Are you that excited just thinking about me? You’re already hard, babe.” He can picture your confident smile, feel the heat from your body as you prowl up the bed over him. Imaginary or not, the warmth of your lips - your tongue - as you kiss and lick up his neck feels all too real. His imagination seems to become more vivid the longer he tries to hold out.

He shifts his hips restlessly, his throbbing erection now straining his shorts uncomfortably. Kensei groans, closing his eyes, and turns his face away - still feeling your tongue glide up his neck before your heated breath hits his ear. He inhales deeply through his nose, opening his eyes, but he immediately catches a glimpse of a sheer lace nightie you had left hanging on the back of the door.

“Mmm, that’s your favorite, isn’t it Kensei? Its the only one you haven’t ripped off me yet.”

Kensei pictures you moving to straddle his hips, touching his cheek to pull his dark gaze back to you. His dick throbs, while his mind quickly races over images of you wearing the nightie. Your nipples turn to hard pebbles as he sucks and teases them through the fabric. You grind your hips over his shaft, gripping his hair and holding his mouth against your breast.

‘Fuck it. This isn’t going away.’

Kensei quickly shoves his boxer briefs down his hips, tossing them from the bed. He strokes his hand steadily over his hard shaft, mimicking the precise pressure and the maddeningly slow, delicate roll of your hips as you tease him. He cinches his eyes tightly shut, his tongue moves languidly in his mouth as he pictures the point of it flicking over your lace covered nipple again. Your sharp hiss is followed by a combination of breathy sighs and moans that make him grin while his cock twitches, begging to be deep inside you instead of wrapped in his own hand.

He watches you with hungry, heavy-lidded eyes as you peel the lingerie off your body, giving him a seductive smile - never once stopping the torturous grind of your hips. A low groan rolls through his chest feeling you grip his shaft, imagining you biting your lower lip, before finally rising up to your knees and sinking down onto him - impaling your body with his.

Kensei’s hand tightens and slides down his girth in his best attempt at matching the vice grip of your inner walls around his cock while your muscles stretch to accommodate him. He grinds his head back against the pillow, arching his hips up at the mere memory of thrusting into your delicious heat. His breaths come faster - heavier - and he quickens the pace of his strokes. Kensei licks his lips, his fantasy becoming clearer the closer he comes to his release.

He can almost feel your fingers sink into the hard planes of his chest as you ride him. His ears hear nothing in the empty room but the ghost of your panting moans mixed with his own ragged breaths. The warmth pooling in his gut begins to spread. Kensei grits his teeth, his jaw strains, holding out until he hears your blissful cries and feels your walls pulsate around his cock, gripping and pulling him - over and over.

‘Fuck!’ Kensei growls sharply as his own hand mimics the rhythm of your body until he finally gives in to his own release, spilling over his hand with a final, deep groan.

Kensei lies in bed, taking a few deep breaths to reorient himself before doing a quick bit of clean up and sinking back down onto the soft futon. With one arm propped behind his head, his other drapes over the firm muscles of his abdomen, and he stares up at the ceiling.

‘Two more days. Shit.’

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I’ll be honest, here. I’ve never completed the manga, only the anime. I’ve gotten fairly far, but I’m nowhere near Hueco Mundo, lol. I don’t remember if he was ever glasses-less in the anime, but thanks for sharing this! I tried Googling it before I spent time painting the glasses out, but I couldn’t find anything. I think he looks so much better, though, like, for real.

Hi, I just wanted to see what Szayel looked like with no glasses (bc due to a traumatic experience several years ago I do not like anime guys with glasses). He’s not too bad. But still not a character I love. This took me 15 minutes on fucking Microsoft Paint because I’m not a visual artist and I don’t own PS. Please validate me, lol.

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Hi, I just wanted to see what Szayel looked like with no glasses (bc due to a traumatic experience several years ago I do not like anime guys with glasses). He’s not too bad. But still not a character I love. This took me 15 minutes on fucking Microsoft Paint because I’m not a visual artist and I don’t own PS. Please validate me, lol.

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Captains and vice captain reaction to their fem s/o weary sexy cat or nurse because of playing truth or dare with bleach girls

Hi. I have nothing to say for myself. I love you all. I chose to do the lieutenants because I haven’t done that yet, and this would have been an incredibly long post otherwise. I might make a part 2 for the captains, though.

Lieutenants:

Nanao Ise

–Nanao, the poor dear. She’s very proper, as you know. Her face, neck, and ears will all be red before you can blink. She’d probably splutter something along the lines of “W-What is this? What are you wearing!?” Have mercy.

–Truth be told, it’s not that she finds you unappealing, she’s just in complete shock. Dress-up also isn’t among her interests, necessarily. If you took the dare gladly, anticipating something fun, you’ll have to convince her. If not, it’s okay to tell her the truth. You’ll probably get something out of it, if you know what I mean. ;)

–She will also likely scold you for playing along, because “dares aren’t mandatory.”

Marechiyo Omaeda

–To be honest with you, he’s all for it. He might be a little too eager, actually, but he means well. He’d very much enjoyed if you sat on his lap, especially if you went cat costume.

–His cheeks would flush and he’d have a shit-eating grin on his face. “Man, is it my birthday?” Good luck with this one.

Izuru Kira

–It’s a safe bet to say that he won’t know what to do with himself. He’d prefer nurse over cat, and considering he’s the one usually tending to people’s wounds, it would be a nice change of pace to be “looked after.”

–Pamper him a little and he’ll just be a puddle of goo. Seriously. He can’t talk.

Isane Kotetsu

–Isane, while an anxious sweetheart, is also rather adventurous. She’d be surprised, but ultimately thrilled seeing you dressed up for her–dare or not. Similarly to Izuru, nurse might be the way to go here. She’s always so busy taking care of others that being on the receiving end of your attention and affection would delight her.

–However, she’s also sympathetic to your embarrassment, should that be the case. She would give you a gentle smile and tell you just to do what makes you comfortable. We love a caring girlfriend.

Momo Hinamori

–More than anything, Momo is confused. Maybe a little bashful, but definitely more confused. It’s not that she’s put off or anything, but she has a lot of question. 

– “Not that I’m not interested, but, um…why?” 

–Once she understands, she will giggle. It’s obvious that she finds you attractive, and now that she’s in the loop, she’s more receptive to whatever advances you may make. 

Renji Abarai

–This stupid idiot is absolutely howling on the inside. Nurse or cat, it doesn’t matter. He’s so turned on by you that he has to take a moment to process. Renji.exe has stopped working.

– “I don’t know what this is about, ___, but I’m not complaining. C’mere.”

–After the initial process time and his inability to quit staring, he will have his hands all over you in a matter of seconds. I wouldn’t count on sleeping…

Tetsuzaemon Iba

–Sexy nurse? Is he dreaming? Bet he’s already come up with a hundred ways to ravish you in his head before he’s even uttered a word to you. Macho man that he is, seeing you in all your feminine glory is world-shattering.

–He might even take off his sunglasses for you~

Shuhei Hisagi

–I don’t think I need to tell you this, but you know he has a penchant for nosebleeds, right? There will be a solid 5 minutes minimum of damage control. Poor baby will be embarrassed while he holds his nose, but his eyes will be glued to you. The desire is there–he just has to stop bleeding.

– “I-I–___. Wow. Okay.”–Definitely go for cat, by the way. More primal, more feral, more risque. Please picture him sitting, you standing, and him grabbing you by the hips reverently. You’re welcome.

Mashiro Kuna

–You’re in for a ride, honey. Dating Mashiro, you have to be prepared for supreme embarrassment. 

– “Oooh~? What a cute kitty!”–Needless to say, she loves it. RIP.

Rangiku Matsumoto

–Look, she’s probably the one who dared you to do in the first place. Initially it would have started out at her merciless teasing, but she actually quite likes the cat getup she found for you. 

– “My, my, ___. Don’t you look cute all dressed up for me?”

–She’ll enjoy it far more than you anticipated. Let it happen, just be prepared for the dirty talking.

Nemu Kurotsuchi

–Nemu doesn’t understand. She’s perhaps vaguely aware that dressing up is something that some couples find fun, enticing even, but if you’re looking for a good reaction, you’re out of luck. 

– “Do you need medical treatment? It seems like there must be something wrong with your head.”

Rukia Kuchiki

–Rukia would much prefer cat, considering her love for cute things. Actually if we’re being honest, she’d love if it were a sexy rabbit costume, but cat is a good second. Still, she’s surprised. A dare? Why wasn’t she involved?

– “Idiot. What are you doing?”

–She means that as lovingly as she can, but she’s definitely still amused. She’ll want pictures. 

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Hello, lovelies! So, I’ve copied everything over to AO3 thus far, and am in the process of looking at other websites like Dreamwidth, as well. I don’t know how long the latter will take, and I haven’t even made an account yet... However, my AO3 account name is Shizuuchann, and the archive is labeled “Blame It On The Bleach - The Good, The Bad, and The Hollows.” Like I said, I’ll be dual-posting here and on AO3, and probably eventually Dreamwidth and/or Pillowfort (once I’m able to make an account for that). I’ll be tentatively posting adult-oriented responses here, but if they start getting flagged, of course I’m going to stop. 

Tumblr is dead.

I hate to say it. I really do. But tumblr is dead, and it’s death started when Yahoo bought it. Over the next few days I will be transferring my works to AO3 and some other platforms recommended by other Bleach blogs. Once I’ve established those pages, I will post links and names to them. If you’re so inclined to follow me again, I would be most flattered! I will still post SFW posts here, and I’ll accept all requests that fall within my guidelines through whatever platform (once they’re open again), but anything NSFW will not be posted here. Also, requests I’ve received before I closed requests will be transferred to other websites, as well. They will still get done, I promise!

I want to thank you all so much, I am so grateful for all your support! I’m not abandoning this blog entirely, but since only half of my responses can be posted here, it definitely won’t be as active as it was. (I use active loosely because I suck… Sorry 😅)

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I've heard, but it almost doesn't feel fair to the rest of tumblr. You know? I dunno if that makes sense, but it's been a long day and it makes sense in my head... Point is, it sucks that visual art is being impeded but not literature. I'm not going to abandon tumblr, in fact I plan to stay to see how longs it takes for this website go crash and burn, but also, having back up space is probably a good thing anyway, lol. You're right.

Tumblr is dead.

I hate to say it. I really do. But tumblr is dead, and it’s death started when Yahoo bought it. Over the next few days I will be transferring my works to AO3 and some other platforms recommended by other Bleach blogs. Once I’ve established those pages, I will post links and names to them. If you’re so inclined to follow me again, I would be most flattered! I will still post SFW posts here, and I’ll accept all requests that fall within my guidelines through whatever platform (once they’re open again), but anything NSFW will not be posted here. Also, requests I’ve received before I closed requests will be transferred to other websites, as well. They will still get done, I promise!

I want to thank you all so much, I am so grateful for all your support! I’m not abandoning this blog entirely, but since only half of my responses can be posted here, it definitely won’t be as active as it was. (I use active loosely because I suck… Sorry 😅)

[blameitonthebleach]

Tumblr is dead.

I hate to say it. I really do. But tumblr is dead, and it's death started when Yahoo bought it. Over the next few days I will be transferring my works to AO3 and some other platforms recommended by other Bleach blogs. Once I've established those pages, I will post links and names to them. If you're so inclined to follow me again, I would be most flattered! I will still post SFW posts here, and I'll accept all requests that fall within my guidelines through whatever platform (once they're open again), but anything NSFW will not be posted here. Also, requests I've received before I closed requests will be transferred to other websites, as well. They will still get done, I promise!

I want to thank you all so much, I am so grateful for all your support! I'm not abandoning this blog entirely, but since only half of my responses can be posted here, it definitely won't be as active as it was. (I use active loosely because I suck... Sorry 😅)

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Imagines Blogs Masterlist

A lot of imagines blogs have suddenly become invisible. To ensure we can all keep following each other and enjoying each other’s posts, please reblog, add your own imagines blog, your favourites, your friends, etc! You’ll probably find some new blogs to follow, too.

Bleach:

@shadowsnlace @bleachmymind @youjustgot-bamboozled @bleachhaven @buriedinbleach @imaginethat-peepshow @bleachfanficfanatic @bleachfantasy @starrkwhitecoyotes @chire-senbonimagines @blameitonthebleach @bleachfluffandfiction @beautiful-imaginess @visored-headcanons @incorrect-arrancars @bleach-imagine-hc @bleachedheadcanons

BNHA:

@delaware-lemme-smash @ineedaheroimagines @heroesarelife @i-might-write

One Piece:

@shipfueledbythirst

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Headcanon (that's totally inspired by Queer Eye):

Shunsui definitely has a boho fashion sense when dressed in modern human clothing. Striped t-shirts under casual, worn jackets/blazers with elbow patches; swanky loafers paired with slim pants that make him appear taller; an ostentatious, floral print, collared shirt under neutral sweater so that you can only see the patterned collar and parts of the bottom of the shirt.

This is only one side of a coin, however. That would be casual but elevated fashion. Easy for a man who loves the lazy lifestyle. But he's definitely also drawn toward a smart and sharp suit-type situation. Nothing too stiff, of course. Some nice charcoal grey slacks, a simple white button down with the sleeves rolled up and the buttons not done up completely, and a vest to match the slacks. A loose tie if he's feeling it, because he has a fascination with so-ugly-it's-fashionable ties, but he often times feels too constricted. (But he knows just how much his s/o melts for him when he loosens it and takes it off...) Really anything that let's him look good, but feel free.

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Blog Shout-out

I can't answer your ask privately via mobile, because mobile is shit, but I'd love to give you a shout-out, sweetheart!

Hello, my lovelies! As stated, here's a shout-out to a brand new Naruto/Bleach imagines blog, @beautiful-imaginess! Check them out, send them an ask, show them as much love as you show me!

Good luck, my dear! I'll be rooting for you~

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Cuddle headcanons! Because I suck at updating, but I want to give you guys something, because I love you all! (Also, I plan to do something that I hope you all will like for hitting 1,000 followers in just over a year! I actually hit that milestone several months ago, but I wanted to do something for it, and I just never got to it. I’m sorry...)

List of absolute cuddle bugs who will in no way deny it:

--Jushiro Ukitake --Shunsui Kyoraku --Shuhei Hisagi --Sajin Komamura --Yoruichi Shihoin --Isane Kotetsu --Yasutora “Chad” Sado --Rangiku Matsumoto --Rojuro “Rose” Otoribashi

List of cuddle bugs who will vehemently deny it if asked, but actually love it a lot they just hate being teased about it:

--Renji Abarai --Rukia Kuchiki --Kensei Muguruma --Ichigo Kurosaki --Tetsuzaemon Iba --Toshiro Hitsugaya

List of cuddle bugs who use it as an excuse to grope you:

--Ikkaku Madarame --Kisuke Urahara --Shinji Hirako --Rangiku Matsumoto* --Yoruichi Shihoin* --Shunsui Kyoraku*