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Page One: *Holding a Barbie* I want to go to college and further my education!

Ulti: *holding a Teddy bear* Shut up, barbie, you are staying home and having my kids

Who's Who: what the fuck are you guys playing?

Ulti: systematic oppression

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Me when discovering other Tobiroppo stans 🫂

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I might be a little obsessed with Cop Zoro right now.

Although I totally can't imagine him on regular duty, I think he'd do quite well in a rough-and-tumble special unit.

Meet the Hunter Squad

Special unit of the S.W.O.R.D. department

Part of my Law & Order fanfiction

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Preach, she's speaking facts

All a writer in the OP fandom has to do is have an island that's flowers release sex pollen and happen to have all the captains (and Ace... maybe King) there at the same time as Zoro.

This isn't rocket science. We need more Zoro bowls.

- Frustrated Zoro fans everywhere

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Wei Wuxian: What's up?

Jiang Cheng: the fuck? You can't be here, I literally watched you die

Wei Wuxian: ✨Death is a social construct ✨

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Lan Xichen: When A-Yao was born, the heavens said "he is too perfect for this world"

Nie Mingjue: Please when Meng Yao was born Satan said "oh, competition"

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Jiāng Cheng: You are alive. Wei Wuxian: there's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Jin Guangyao: I have problem, my boyfriend it's to tall for me to kiss him.

Jiang Cheng: Dump him.

Wei Wuxian: Punch him on the stomach and when he leans down on pain kiss him.

Nie huisang: Kick him in the shins.

Nie Mingjue: tackle him.

Lan Xichen: NO To all of those! Just ask me to lean down!

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Wei Wuxian: *dancing* Come on Jiang Cheng! shake what your mama gave you~

Jiāng Cheng: A good knowledge about cultivation, emocional scarring and a possible scarring inferiority complex?

Wei Wuxian:...

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Wei Wuxian: what if Jiang Cheng voiced a "GPS"?

Jin Guangyao: "great work, you took the wrong turn you damned disgrace"

Jiang Cheng: Hey—

Jiang Cheng: True tough...

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Jin Guangyao: I was born for politics

Jin Guangyao: I have great hair and I love lying.

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Jin Guangyao: Good morning everyone.

Jiang Cheng: Gods has decided to let us live another day. Jiang Cheng and Jin Guangyao: And we are going to make that everyone's problem.

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Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian was complaining about Fairy so I put him outside.

Jiang Cheng: No, not fairy. Wei Wuxian, not one complains about my child.

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Wei Wuxian: I agree with him. Jin Guangyao: the fact that you agree with me, makes me think that I'm wrong, but thanks young master Wei.

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Wei Wuxian: am I going too far? Jin Guangyao: no, no, you went too far like two hours ago,now you are going to jail.

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Jiang Cheng: There's three ways to handle a difficult situation. The wrong way, the right way or the Wei Wuxian way.

Jin Guangyao: isn't that the wrong way?

Jiang Cheng: Yes, but it is faster.

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Jin Guangyao and Jiang Cheng: before we do anything we ask ourselves "would Wei Wuxian do that ?"

Wei Wuxian: awww—

Jin Guangyao and Jiāng Cheng: and if the answer is yes, we don't do it.

Wei Wuxian: oh...