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[blue-engineer]

Biscuit from the archives….

[blue-engineer]

Biscuit colored

[blue-engineer]

Whatever ya say, Spy….

Whoever is starting that rumor that I'm a homosexual is lying! I've been intimate with plenty of women, and even had children with those women!

[blue-engineer]

Can’t pick your family. Seems like you’ve sown your seed far n’ wide. So are you bisexual or pansexual?

Whoever is starting that rumor that I'm a homosexual is lying! I've been intimate with plenty of women, and even had children with those women!

[blue-engineer]

Son, this post was embarrassing.

I hate when Heavy picks me up in one hand like I weigh nothing to him! It makes me sweat like crazy, and then I have to clean my clothes..! It's very embarrassing.

[blue-engineer]

Teasin’ the poor guy’ll get you no where. Don’tchya wanna family?

Whoever is starting that rumor that I'm a homosexual is lying! I've been intimate with plenty of women, and even had children with those women!

[blue-engineer]

Yeah, yeah, when ya gonna tell ‘em yur their pa? Scout’s waitin!

Whoever is starting that rumor that I'm a homosexual is lying! I've been intimate with plenty of women, and even had children with those women!

[blue-engineer]

“Yur universe? Sounds like yur the center of it iffin’ you don’t remember… wait.” He pulls out his notebook, flipping to a page, “unless you really are froma different dimension. Oh boy I’d love to prove that theory right! You should see my interdimensional teleporter design!”

Seein’ that it’s off hours, I wanted ta let you know I didn’t ‘preciate that taunt on the battlefield today.

- @blue-engineer

I think ya got the wrong Sniper, mate. The BLU Engie from my universe is- uh... well...

[blue-engineer]

Hello! This is Little Inky, he's navigating everywhere!

And he's passing by to say hi! He really likes ya!

Hello there lil fella! Nice ta meet you!

[blue-engineer]

It’s Summer for Team Fortress 2! - General Starter Prompt

What are your muses doing this summer?

What maps are your muses visiting? Example: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Boardwalk

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Send an ask!

[Spy] - What have you discovered about your team mates?

[Scout] - Break any records? Win any sports? Brag a bit!

[Sniper] - Your enemies please. Who do you want revenge on?

[Medic] - How are you feeling?

[Heavy] - How much does your equipment cost?

[Pyro] - What do you love about [x - include in ask]?

[Engineer] - Made anything you’re proud of?

[Soldier] - What are you crazy about?

[Demoman] - What are you addicted to?

[blue-engineer]

long phonecall 📞

Made 2 versions and liked them both equally :) It was actually meant to be a singular drawing. about how Sniper hesitates for just a moment. How he takes a second to mentally prepare himself before a call with his parents.

(more yapping under cut)

I headcanon that, because his parents don't approve of him being an assasin. That the conversations are pretty draining. Sniper knows whats coming when they pick up: lots of argueing, yelling and discussions. So Sniper always dreads the beginning part of the call.

However when they go past that. the conversatoins are enjoyable :) Both sniper and his parents miss eachother very much. Thus the phonecalls always last loooooong. Neither of them wanting to say goodbye just yet.

[blue-engineer]

Hello! This is Little Inky, he's navigating everywhere!

And he's passing by to say hi! He really likes ya!

Hello there lil fella! Nice ta meet you!

[blue-engineer]

I feel like at this point Engineer could recite the entire plot of the My Little pony series because of it being a niche interest to Pyro and he wanted to learn about it so he can understand what bud is talking about

His probably favorite character is Applejack because how much she cares about her friends and family and her job

You're goddamn right

[blue-engineer]

“I won’t bring ya the canned soup either! I’ll make you my home made chicken dumplin’ soup. Heh…” he reaches in his overalls and hands the Sniper a hanky (more like an oil rag), “I’ll be back later. Don’t talk too much or you’ll be sorry.”

Howdy there, boy you look sick as a dog.

- @blue-engineer

Hi Engie, I am *cough* very sick indeed, plus i got this *cough* cat in my van

[blue-engineer]

“Sounds like the Good Doctor, ey? Pets make colds that much nicer. Look, I could come over with some soup iffin’ ya want some.”

Howdy there, boy you look sick as a dog.

- @blue-engineer

Hi Engie, I am *cough* very sick indeed, plus i got this *cough* cat in my van

[blue-engineer]

“As good as any team, really. We had our hick ups, an’ few wins, few loses. We had a monster of a Heavy, an’ the slickest of Spies. And off hours we were good company. Hopin’ it’ll be the same with this team.”

Howdy there partner. Good ta see ya round these parts.

- @blue-engineer

Oh, Hallo Herr Engineer, it's nice to see you too! I wasn't expecting to see you here, did you need something? or were you merely looking for a conversation?

[blue-engineer]

“That ain’t right… you seen a Doc lately? And a cat, aw… you need help catchin’ it?”

Howdy there, boy you look sick as a dog.

- @blue-engineer

Hi Engie, I am *cough* very sick indeed, plus i got this *cough* cat in my van