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me rn with the massive clean clothes pile on my bed that i still haven’t folded and put away. i sleep next to it

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once i figure out how to do anatomy and facial expressions and proportion and foreshortening and basic perspective and color theory and composition then youll all be sorry

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licking your wounds you say.....can i.....,..,..,.,,..offer assistance,,

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yes i have common sense, but i also have uncommon sense

And I Cannot Tell The Difference

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yes. this kinda thing. muzak. we love to see it

have you made game shop music though. it’s a whole rabbit hole. you should fall down it

Yeah I've made a few in da past. A few variations of that sorta chill catchy casual vibes. But haven't made any recently, these are like 6+ years old but they do that thing:

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Genetically Predisposed To Sadness

Isn’t that just depression? But for an entire species?

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Hey Do You Have Friends

I’ve got very few rn. Kinda too busy to look around and make more unfortunately. I am open to making friends though? Just haven’t been trying as of late.

Anyway here’s Gregarious:

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confession

im watching this dudes content on youtube and he seems cool and is like an educated academic and i like the content

but he also looks so asymmetrical and it’s fucking with me so i play his videos in the background instead of watching them directly and now i feel bad about it

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FREE PALESTINEEEE

Sad to see you're an antisemite...

I am of Jewish descent. Free Palestine, fuckhead.

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i like how this was a really close race for something as stupid as whether or not to blow up the moon. reminds me of america

Reblog for greater sample size.

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gum works better. but you might get charged like that one person did. car got damaged via gum wad. cybertruck loses to gum. cybertruck 0 - gum 1

Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

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The happy ghast is brethren to the battle bus in this essay I will

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reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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invader zim:

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

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Hey! Saw your post about community college. Just wondering, what are you studying? Thanks!

I was actually there to get my GED since I had to drop out of high school for a plethora of reasons. (Covid era, Mental health stuff, etc.) I did very well lol and got credit for Math. I was one point off from a Science credit too.

Though I do plan on going to a community college soon for computer science. There’s one near me that has a game dev course type thing i’m looking into right now, but even if I just end up in programming I think I’d be good.

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AM I COOKING CHAT?

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My evidence that AI could never replace me.

Read ‘em and weep boys. My bullshit is one-hundo-percent human.