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Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.
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guzmaaaa!!! guzma save me!!! save me guzma!!!
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The other day I was like, "oh man Guzma would look cool with vertical labrets" before realizing
I can draw whatever I want actually
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there are characters for whom “poor little meow meow” doesn’t quite cut it. To me he’s like a traumatized pit bull mix with a bite history and I’m the white girl with a savior complex trying to stop them from putting him down
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for any selfshippers who wear glasses, imagine your f/o leaning in close and gently pushing them up back into place whenever they slump down, and giving you a quick kiss after doing so.
proship / darkship / ect. dni.
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guzma is so cool youre so right
I saw him aura farm by casually crouching behind golisopod during battle and instantly needed him so bad. his personality really sealed the deal afterwards.

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boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. that’s why i think of guzma on company time.
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starting a new playthrough of sun and moon to see guzma again but the early game is such an unbearable loop of “walking two steps, cutscene, walking two steps, cutscene” that it’s driving me insane!!!!!!
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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think
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Drowning out the ever-present noise in the shady house was a skill Quincy had perfected. It was a necessity when the team Skull Grunts came and went as they pleased whether it was day or night. The teenagers’ presence simultaneously filled the dilapidated halls with the sounds of laughing, playing, and bickering. Although some days she had to take some Tylenol or pop in some headphones, Quincy never took issue with the ceaseless noise created by her found-family. Nevertheless, the silence that came at exactly five o’clock in the morning was something she savored.
Quincy had always been a morning person. She never had the ability to pull an all-nighter without regretting it for the following two days. That left her with the early morning, before the sun’s rays even kissed the horizon, as the only time she go to herself. It was the only time where guilt for being stationary or unproductive didn’t leave a pit in her stomach, the only time where the sound of her father’s footsteps approaching didn’t immediately put her on edge. Now, it was the only consistent time she could truly be alone with her boyfriend, Guzma.
Guzma’s body laid heavily on top of Quincy’s lithe one. Wearing only a white t-shirt and boxers, Guzma’s tanned skin was on display, warming up Quincy’s constantly frigid body at all points where they touched. He was sprawled out over her, his right arm hooked around her waist and holding her tight while his head laid on her stomach. His feet dangled off the bed as a result of his lower position.
Quincy smiled sleepily at the sight, poorly attempting to stifle a yawn as she slowly shifted her body in order to adjust the bunched-up blankets to better cover the pair. Odds were that Guzma was awake as well. Despite sleeping as if he were a snorlax at all other times, he seemed to have a sixth sense for whenever Quincy woke up, stemming from when she used to have nightmares every night.
“I love you Guzma,” Although the words left her lips in a hushed, sleepy fashion, they filled the air with a sense of devotion as soon as they touched it.
“Luv ya’ too honeybee,” His words were hardly audible, half of his mouth muffled by Quincy’s pale stomach. His hold on her body tightened, a silent request for her to not get up and start her day just yet.
Quincy obliged with a smile. Her hand raked itself through his white bedhead, giving his head a small pat afterwards. She never needed any convincing to stay in bed with him longer. She would enjoy his company and his warmth for as long as he would give her it.
Dividers by @/sisterlucifergraphics
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🐝 ◟ Quincy's intro !!
21 ₊ she/her 🍀 aka; quiet
guzma selfshipping blog 🍯 ```
┈┈abt. blog┈┈
╰┈➤ this is a sideblog specifically for guzma selfshipping; i follow from @stunkies. the pinned post there goes more in depth abt me & links my other blogs.
╰┈➤ most of the original content i post will be small stories abt me and guzma; i can’t draw so i show my love through writing
╰┈➤ f/o tags; #my honey bee; come and get this pollen ┈➤ 🍯💀, #honeyskull;🍯💀
╰┈➤ stance on sharing; i don’t mind! i want him to be loved as much as possible! there’s infinite universes!
┈┈abt. me & guzma┈┈
╰┈➤ ship name & emojis; honeyskull, 🍯💀
╰┈➤ my pet names for guzma; my big bad boss, guz, bugboy, sweetheart, destroya’
╰┈➤ guzma’s pet names for me; honeybee, sweet thang (if he’s trying to embarrass me or get on my nerves), baby
!!guzma divider by sisterlucifergraphics!!
#selfshipping community#yumeship#romantic f/o#f/o community#f/o guzma#looking for moots#intro post#honeyskull; 🍯💀#my honey bee; come and get this pollen ┈➤ 🍯💀
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Someone on Twitter posted this template saying we should add our comfort characters to this so naturally
Like have you SEEN the amount of spray paint around the Shady House and Po Town? Those grunts THRIVE on creativity and Guz is gunna support that.
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can i rq dividers for guzma / team skull in general from pokemon?
💀Guzma + Team Skull Dividers💀
please like, reblog, & credit if you use!
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[DIVIDER REQUESTS ARE CLOSED!]
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DNI: TERFS, endo, proship, pro ana, nazi, MAPs, zoophiles
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hating on x reader fics is genuinely like. so weird to me .wowww someone wants to imagine dating a fictional character. wow someone did the mortal sin of pretending their fav loves them.. boo fucking hoo people are dying
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