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Siobhan Thompson, myself and like 5000 talented fandom lesbians are utterly besotted by your ability to fuck up Brennan's word puzzles.

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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The Pitt + this article from The Onion

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Dick's puppy dog eyes are extremely powerful

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

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it should be illegal for something yummy to make your tummy hurt

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A knight of the sea.

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What's up tumblr??

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this guy is pretty super

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Beaded octopus necklace by CafeBijou (2018, Russia)

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“I’m having my son in 2 months and I’m jealous of how cute baby girl clothes are” you can put your newborn son in a little strawberry print romper, I swear. he won’t mind. he won’t develop a complex over it, I promise.

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it's so confusing sometimes to be a girl

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i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet

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me [completely out of touch with my feelings, trying to describe an emotion]: I feel, um, glittery? buzzy. like peeling my skin off

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the dropout release schedule is performance art

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A dragon who decides to hoard mint and various types of mint plants (and not knowing that mint has the mushroom’s blessing of inevitability were ever its planted) can go one of two ways.

1: The dragon is absolutely horrified as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. Its gold? Mint. Its gems and goblets? Mint. Its stores of wine? Mint. No matter what they do they can’t get rid of it.

2: The dragon is delightfully ecstatic as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. It’s a self growing hoard. No matter what any adventurers or knights do, they can’t get rid of it.

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at the spelling bee last night a child was sitting on his mom’s lap on stage (she was the contestant beside me in the front row) and i was wearing a chainmail shoulder accent and the four-year-old reached out to poke it so his mom silently grabbed his hand and he whispered “i like that thing” and I whispered back that he could touch it and so he started like tentatively touching the chainmail while i watched the other contestants spell their words and then suddenly he grabbed it in both hands and just shook me violently to hear the sound the chainmail made so his mom stopped him again and I was biting back laughter so hard i almost started crying on stage.

after the bee my friends in the audience were like “why did that kid attack you in the third round”

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