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i have an itchy elbow

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isn't that an actor

i have an itchy elbow

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Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs...

Flip it around. It's in reverse order of their deaths.

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oh hi mark

Grounded from tumblr for a month because my step dad Brett got hit with a ninja star while i was practicing but he says i did it on purpose which is not true

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no offense but every time i see a jared eats bathbombs post i lose one year off my life

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3 LITTLE WORDS... || starter pack

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirely…

Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!

“I love you.”

“I hate you.”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“I guess so…”

“I guess not.”

“Love me, please.”

“Don’t say that.”

“Don’t do that.”

“Don’t touch me.”

“Please, hold me.”

“Pain changes people.”

“You haven’t changed.”

“Please don’t go.”

“Look behind you.”

“Go kill yourself.”

“I can change.”

“Don’t ever change.”

“Want a hit?”

“Do you smoke?”

“Fuck me now.”

“Take my hand.”

“Lead the way.”

“Duck and cover!”

“Just go home.”

“Take me home.”

“Walk me there?”

“Everyone, shut up!”

“Just shut up.”

“Please stop it.”

“Please don’t die.”

“I need you.”

“I want you.”

“Want a hug?”

“Want a kiss?”

“Are you sure?”

“Are you lying?”

“That’s the truth.”

“I’m not lying.”

“Oh my God.”

“For fuck’s sake!”

“I got it.”

“I found it.”

“Call me later.”

“Text me later.”

“Don’t call me.”

“Are you crying?”

“I wasn’t crying.”

“Please don’t laugh.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“That’s a lie.”

“What’d they say?”

“What’ll it be?”

“It’s last call.”

“It’s almost midnight.”

“Do you promise?”

“That’s a promise.”

“Are you serious?”

“Don’t bullshit me.”

“I punched him.”

“I killed him.”

“I kissed him.”

“I love him.”

“I hate him.”

“I lied before.”

“I’m so sorry.”

“I’m not sorry.”

“I’ll come over.”

“Can you come?”

“Want to cuddle?”

“Maybe we should.”

“Maybe we shouldn’t.”

“You don’t say.”

“Make me come.”

“Did you come?”

“I stole it.”

“I broke it.”

“Any bones broken?”

“Are you okay?”

“Are you hurt?”

“That must’ve hurt.”

“He was lying.”

“It’s our song.”

“Can I help?”

“Help me out.”

“Please, for me?”

“Anything for you.”

“I doubt it.”

“I believe you.”

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huh

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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LOOK AT HIS ARMS FUCK ME UP MORRIS

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they tried to put me on the cover of vogue but my legs were tooooooooo long

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sometimes I think about how I’m the same height as spot conlon

and spot's super intimidating

and I’m a soft wimpy bean

huh

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HMMMPH I COULD DO A DEH THINGY MMM

You finally build enough courage to talk to that cute someone you see everyday on the bus. Their face turns dark as they respond “You shouldn’t be able to see me.”

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snrk romance

After a long day you come home and flick on the lights. Someone who looks to be a stereotypical vampire is fiddling with your remotes. Before you can speak, they simply say: “Did you know you have a piece of rug that says ‘Come right on in’ in front of your door?”

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hsdghghhhh okay I love this but??? It's really weird bc my English teacher is called Mr Jacob o no

dgmw he's a rlly good teacher but

um yeah

Davey x Reader- Teacher AU

Who’s ready for some self projection??

Alright so Davey teaches English

He’s that teacher in a sweater and nerd glasses who sometimes gets so caught up talking to students or reading a book that he walks into a wall

His room is super neat, bookshelves covering every wall, filled to the brim with every kind of novel

Obviously adored by the students I mean come on

He assigns a good amount of homework but everything is just so interesting no one really minds

He focuses a lot on speeches and persuasive writing but that boy could fan over his favorite books for an entire period

And he has

Many times

If a student is struggling or just in a bad mood, all they have to do is say they don’t want to participate today and he will one hundred percent let them sit in the corner and sleep or finish homework or whatever they need bc Davey spent so many nights in high school having panic attacks due to stress and he gets it

You’re the history teacher

Everything is kind of a mess in your room but also really organized

Like you have tons of artifacts and posters from every time period and no where to put them so they just kinda get overlapped and shoved onto the walls

Students started shipping you two immediately

You spent the first day geeking out about history and Davey did the same with English and everyone was just like

These dorks

Need to be dorks together

You were both younger members of the staff and so you stuck together when it came to lunches and meetings

You had started the same day as he did

The second you walked into the teachers lounge he was in love

From there you guys became best friends

Grading papers together over breakfasts every Saturday

Going to football games together and accidentally spending the whole time talking about literature and current events that you missed the whole game

Students teasing you endlessly

“So Mr/Ms y/n, can you tell us who caught the game winning pass? Or were too busy staring into Mr Jacobs eyes?”

He asked you one day for any suggestions on what he should teach and you recommended a book that you were covering in your history class as well

So you two started doing lesson plans together every day after school, marching up eras and projects so you both were teaching the same time periods and main ideas

Not only was it a way to spend time together, but you let the students make one project for both subjects so they adored it too

Sometimes if Davey didn’t have a class for a period, he’d walk into your class and just sit on the desk in the back and listen to you lecture

“Did you need something Mr Jacobs?”

“No, not really”

The students were blessed every time either of you went to the others class because no matter what one of you got on a tangent or made a comment that led to a discussion about one super specific thing instead of the topic

Everyone is just dying for you to be together

Until one day they just can’t take it.

“Alright Jacobs. We know you like them, ask them to a basketball game or prom or something! They obviously like you!”

“You guys realize were not actually IN high school right? ….you really think they do like me?”

They literally don’t stop until he marches up to your room and asks you on a date

And so he does

Except he’s stuttering and muttering and making obscure literary references

And everyone is just face palming

But you understand and agree to go on a date with him and the entire hallway cheers

In conclusion you two are adorable little nerds and everyone knows it

Please keep requesting!!

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a bean

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*SCREECH*

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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drew a boy hi i love mike faist

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Sleepy/Tired otp

- person A doesn’t get tired. He gets sleepy. - He just wants to cuddle up and fall asleep in his boyfriends arms. - He has tiny yawns and his eye flutter closed. - Clingy af - little spoon - light sleeper - “I don’t cuddle!” “I’m not adorable - totally is -always wears fluffy socks to bed -always cold - needs 5 blankets or more

- person B is a rock. - nothing can wake them - c o f f e e - has to have the room completely dark - will accidentally stay up until 5 am because of distractions (or they’re just a workaholic, you choose) - just wears boxers because it’s too hot - likes to play with Person A’s hair - wakes A up with small kisses