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For some reason, I love the idea of Caine/the circus just being a regular desk computer. You’d expect some kind of giant sci-fi server bank running the Matrix, but instead, it’s just some dusty old laptop that no one even remembers is still running.

That office is abandoned bro- nobodies checked your report for maintenance in 25 years

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he dragon me in the dungeon til i &

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jax walked so caine could run float

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If I had a nickel for every time an eldritch German toymaker has appeared as a villain in a gay British show I’m obsessed with, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

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I noticed the salt config manager thing too! The funny thing is I’ve been sitting on this theory for weeks, what are the chances that something relevant pops up right after I post it?

I THINK I FIGURED OUT THE NEW ENTITIES SYSTEM IN TMAGP.

I haven't seen any other fan theories like this, but if anyone else thought of this first, please let me know.

Anyways, alchemy obviously plays a big part in the magic system of the protocol universe. And I've seen several people bring up that Celia mentioned the three primes of alchemy. Based on my very non-expert google knowledge, the three primes are salt, mercury, and sulfur. Salt represents the body, mercury represents the mind, and sulfur represents the soul.

In other words, physical horror, psychological horror, and existential horror. There are three fear entities in this universe; Salt, which is fear relating to the body/physical harm, Mercury, which is mental/emotional fears, & Sulfur, which is existential fears. This lines up pretty well with what Colin said:

This time, the way to keep the entities from entering our world is to keep them balanced. And based on what we've seen, the way to keep the balance is probably by sacrificing people to them.

This next part is a bit of a stretch & I don't expect it to be right. Something interesting I noticed, all the Externals we've met so far seem to be Salt-coded. Maybe the OIAR is only in charge of the salt part of the balance? What if the Hilltop Center and the Magnus Institute were in charge of the other two elements? Colin didn't mention what happens when there's too much salt, but we might see that for ourselves soon.

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Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

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I can draw whatever I want.

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Actually posting art here like I said I would. I’m taking a history of life class right now and every other class I see a cool critter I want to draw

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I THINK I FIGURED OUT THE NEW ENTITIES SYSTEM IN TMAGP.

I haven't seen any other fan theories like this, but if anyone else thought of this first, please let me know.

Anyways, alchemy obviously plays a big part in the magic system of the protocol universe. And I've seen several people bring up that Celia mentioned the three primes of alchemy. Based on my very non-expert google knowledge, the three primes are salt, mercury, and sulfur. Salt represents the body, mercury represents the mind, and sulfur represents the soul.

In other words, physical horror, psychological horror, and existential horror. There are three fear entities in this universe; Salt, which is fear relating to the body/physical harm, Mercury, which is mental/emotional fears, & Sulfur, which is existential fears. This lines up pretty well with what Colin said:

This time, the way to keep the entities from entering our world is to keep them balanced. And based on what we've seen, the way to keep the balance is probably by sacrificing people to them.

This next part is a bit of a stretch & I don't expect it to be right. Something interesting I noticed, all the Externals we've met so far seem to be Salt-coded. Maybe the OIAR is only in charge of the salt part of the balance? What if the Hilltop Center and the Magnus Institute were in charge of the other two elements? Colin didn't mention what happens when there's too much salt, but we might see that for ourselves soon.

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I just came up with a headcanon about the "I thought that was non-diagetic" thing:

For all of New Who, the soundtrack we've been hearing is actually the Doctor's auditory hallucinations from all the head injuries & toxic sci-fi substances they've been exposed to over the years.

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omg the storyboard! Spot on voice acting

compilation of CWP concept art that I'm able to post. The video at the start is the storyboards for one of the shorts, entitled It's A Script, if I'm not mistaken

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＊VOLUME WARNING＊

inspired of some old meme

wait,I just noticed these comments aren't able to copy in my phone (and realized can't embed a video in this function)

so heres the original I can find it currently

GRACIOUS,that was really cool

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Bad idea: we make “nerd” a subculture in the same way that like, punk and goth are subcultures. Our whole thing is championing the importance of art, fighting anti-intellectualism, & letting people be as cringe as they want without judgement. All the people who complain about their favorite franchises “going woke” are posers now. We collect physical media & share it around freely. We start using forum websites that aren’t run by megacorporations for fandom stuff. Oh you’re a furry? That’s awesome. You have crutches and a speech impediment? No big deal. Yeah, the world is fucked up, we know, let’s dress up as wizards about it.

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Why is it that TV shows used to be able to make 20 episodes a season even when their budget was $3 and a dream, and now billion-dollar companies can barely manage 8 episodes a season?

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the jurgen leitner rant has returned for protocol I see

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.