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sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

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I wake up into mornings were I realize that Alana Bloom haters exist because she fucked both Will and Hannibal and ended up with the beautiful Margot. Sis is winning.

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Yall, today we learned this is the color. And that’s its real name.

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Hobbits aren't considered adults until 33. So if we decide 33 is the hobbit equivalent of 18, that means a hobbit's twenties is basically their wild teen years. Meaning Pippin, who is 28 when he leaves the Shire, is basically a 15-year-old trying his best.

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Deeply smitten

Heaven: And whenever you see the Enemy, the demon, make sure they are Smitten.

Aziraphale: Absolutely! You got it!

Aziraphale definitely understood the assignment and has been working very hard on it for the past 6,000 years

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Thorin: This is my ex-boyfriend, Bilbo.

Bilbo, to Thorin: I told you to stop calling me that.

Bilbo: I’m his husband.

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YOU DID NOT JUST RICK ROLLED ME WITH BILDAD

Crowley did Bildad the Shuhite SO much better than the real deal

Canon Bildad: fake friend, blames Job for his family's loss, tells him to repent, probably tells disabled people they have demons

Crowley Bildad: offers refreshments, saves your goats, rebirths your kids, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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What 🧍

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#Me

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Hey you peeps.

So I made this playlist for individual doctors while watching the NewWho and the songs on their respective playlists are songs that I think they listen to or some songs that just fits with their story. I'd like to share it with anyone who's interested.

Ninth Doctor >

Tenth Doctor>

Eleventh Doctor>

Twelfth Doctor>

If you think there are songs that the doctor would listen to, leave the title so I can add it. ^^/*

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Frodo is me, I need a hug.

Can we talk about how touch starved these two probably were and how they always found comfort in each others arms even in the worst situations?

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Good Omens Season 3 Predictions:

(it took all my self restraint not to just use Bildad the Shuhite pictures)

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Angel’s getting handsy

If you know the ref pic I used, you know 👀

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i’m so sorry

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WHAT IS PRIVACY BUT A PRODUCT FOR BILLIONAIRES?

It’s time.

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I'm still not over the fact that in the book, Aziraphale and Crowley are supposed to look 30 and 24 years old...

This is what they would look like

That's David in 1995 in The Bill and Michael in 1997 (not quite 99 like it's supposed to be) in Wilde.

Those are children! Mere babies!

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I am always disarmed realizing that I have an impact in somebody else’s life. You laughed bc of me?? Smiled bc of me???? Was happy bc of me???? I exist and I have a bearing on how you feel and I’ve evoked positive emotions in you???? Truly wild to me