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kids these days are just too busy being gay to go on my perilous wizard quests

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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Hey, remember me? We spawned into beginner village together! You reclassed to Archmage? That’s awesome, don’t you have to get to like, level 60 for that? …Huh? Oh, haha, well, no not really, you know how it is with us village kids. Dropped out of the main questline like, way back. I just sort of play to fish, I’m not very good at combat. I’m doing okay for myself though, I caught a Sea Bass the other day that sold for 10g! Oh, um, sorry, didn’t mean to— no, it’s okay, i get it, daily dungeons are like, super important. It was really nice to see you again

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Okay, it always annoys me when those mobile games install themselves on my phone without my permission, but now somehow I've got this app that traps people inside the phone and lets you control their digital surroundings, and I don't even remember seeing an ad for this app and I have no idea where it came from.

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Thank you Larry for this fascinating tidbit!!! I used to know a guy with a REAL hat creature, those things have a crazy impact on the ecosystem for better or worse.... Who knows what would happen if there were too many running around!!! Like wolves they must be tamed so their population can be carefully managed... Nature is so beautiful ☺️

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Todays magic class is on malignant mana beasts! the reason wizards wear hats as we do is largely due to these shape shifting creatures whos very presence within three dimensions weakens our magic!

they can become anything or anyone but retain their coloration and eye color so if you see any animals like this call the wizard council immediately! ( not that i left any alive) NOW

the natural predator of the malignant mana beasts is you guessed it HATS!!!!!!!!!! the living hat creatures of universe (unnamed 3000232-B) eat these guys like you eat french fries fresh from the local frier maidens

as you can see here the hat creature takes no time at all devouring its prey! usually a MMB runs as soon as they see a wizard hat for fear of its own life but in the event one is crazy or hungry enough its always a good idea to carry a dagger! they are surprisingly weak to everyday harm like this! and it usually scares them away! the more you know teaching time with larry is over hope you enjoyed everyone!

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LISTEN UP

Todays magic class is on malignant mana beasts! the reason wizards wear hats as we do is largely due to these shape shifting creatures whos very presence within three dimensions weakens our magic!

they can become anything or anyone but retain their coloration and eye color so if you see any animals like this call the wizard council immediately! ( not that i left any alive) NOW

the natural predator of the malignant mana beasts is you guessed it HATS!!!!!!!!!! the living hat creatures of universe (unnamed 3000232-B) eat these guys like you eat french fries fresh from the local frier maidens

as you can see here the hat creature takes no time at all devouring its prey! usually a MMB runs as soon as they see a wizard hat for fear of its own life but in the event one is crazy or hungry enough its always a good idea to carry a dagger! they are surprisingly weak to everyday harm like this! and it usually scares them away! the more you know teaching time with larry is over hope you enjoyed everyone!

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when will the wizard hate stop?

this is the TRUTH I'm not sorry if it's hard to hear

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© The beloved form of my cosmic horror, Art by Lucas Garcete {via Instagram}

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Intriguing!!! I will have to look into this- Thank you fellow sage <|:] My quest continues it seems!

/w/askmagicpracticioners

gUmDr0p_d4_gr347 asks: GREETINGS!! I was wondering, does anyone know of a good magic academy near the Dark Forest? Asking for a friend, they live near by but have been quite out of the loop for.. a while. Looking to return to studies without uprooting their castle (literally, shit takes more mana and salt than its worth). Any advice helps, thx <3

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Wizard island island... Why is the name so familiar..?

Thank you very much for your suggestion- I will have to look into this. If this is what grandpa wanted... what he meant all those years ago... hm.

/w/askmagicpracticioners

gUmDr0p_d4_gr347 asks: GREETINGS!! I was wondering, does anyone know of a good magic academy near the Dark Forest? Asking for a friend, they live near by but have been quite out of the loop for.. a while. Looking to return to studies without uprooting their castle (literally, shit takes more mana and salt than its worth). Any advice helps, thx <3

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the magical arts institute huh..

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Wow, this is amazing! My friend is looking for something in person though.. Definitely keeping this in mind though, their necromancy program looks simply to DIE for! <|:]

/w/askmagicpracticioners

gUmDr0p_d4_gr347 asks: GREETINGS!! I was wondering, does anyone know of a good magic academy near the Dark Forest? Asking for a friend, they live near by but have been quite out of the loop for.. a while. Looking to return to studies without uprooting their castle (literally, shit takes more mana and salt than its worth). Any advice helps, thx <3

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/w/askmagicpracticioners

gUmDr0p_d4_gr347 asks: GREETINGS!! I was wondering, does anyone know of a good magic academy near the Dark Forest? Asking for a friend, they live near by but have been quite out of the loop for.. a while. Looking to return to studies without uprooting their castle (literally, shit takes more mana and salt than its worth). Any advice helps, thx <3

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its time. Im going back to school

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bad news guys they gave me the hrt that turns you into an impish little scoundrel, such as might be henchman to an evil wizard or demon lord or so on

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FISH DELOUSING LASER????