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    💀 - “If you plan to remain standin’ there, mate... you migh’ as well tell me what it is you want.”

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‘Ello, loves. I’m back. Did y’ miss me?

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"Ello loves... I'm back."

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Pirate for a Day // Lilo & Jack

   Jack's eye's fluttered open slowly, having just woken from one of his drunken stupors.  He felt his head throbbing as he tried to find his footing on the wooden floor boards of his cabin. By the looks of the sunlight streaming through his curtains, it appeared to be nearly noon.  Had he slept that long?  It didn't surprise him.    The only thing amiss was the fact he didn't hear any sort of rumpus on deck. Mr. Gibbs would have had the crew up far before now.  As jack dawned his coat, boots and his hat, he went up the steps to the deck where he found... no one.  Where had they all gone?  The ship had been docked, so jack could only assume everyone had gone ashore.    He clung to one of the rope ladders and gazed out at the port. It was a strange one, but Jack hadn't forgotten it. It was a port that specialized in fish and fruit. The name of the island itself escaped him... not important.  Just then, Jack heard what sounded like that of an animal crawling along the deck. He spun around, but saw nothing.  He heard numerous sounds and devious chuckles...  "'Ho's there?"  He drew his sword and walked up to the helm. It was then he spotted the figure of a young girl. Jack tilted his head.  Why was this child on his ship?  He slipped his sword back into its holder.    Before Jack could even process the thought, out of no where jumped this furry blue creature.  "Ah!"   With a jolt of his hand he drew his gun and fired a panic shot by mistake, missing the creepy blue thing.

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  Of course Jack wasn't going to tell these idiots that he had originally planned to overthrow the ships captain and recruit the crew under his order...    Seeing as this captain was wise to his word play, Jack merely looked at his fellow captain.  "I 'ave 'eard tell that you set sail to a land where one never ages... and is said to possibly contain a powerful substance know as pixie dust..." Jack raised a brow. "Called Never Land, eh?"   Jack gestured to the barrels of spilt wine.  "And as for my taste in wine, I would 'ave much preferred rum, but there seemed to be a lack of it aboard this ship."

Another Stowaway?! {Sparrow & Hook}

Hook remained silent, though one of his eyebrows arched the moment he said ‘captain.’ The whole statement that followed slowly caused the other to raise as well, and though none of the other three crewmen managed to follow, the captain of the Jolly Roger (who admittedly only understood about half of it) did at least catch enough to counter his explanation to the best of his currently tired state’s capability.

"…There’s an even smaller problem with that slyly put explanation of yours. You see, how and why you came to be and are on my ship is the problem I am interested in. The supposedly larger problem that you are trying to divert everyone’s attention to, which I suspect would be ‘why you choose the wine rather than the rum to open’…” he paused, mostly to keep himself breathing normal instead of trying to run everything together in one breath, “…happens to be th’ smaller problem, while the larger is precisely the one you’re avoiding.”

His eyebrows then lowered and creased. “And since technically I haven’t asked yet, I will now so y’ no longer have an excuse to try wordplay a second time,” there was another pause to keep his tone the same level of irritated rather than losing his temper over the whole ridiculous situation, “Why are y’ on my ship instead of your own, Captain Sparrow?”

The other three crewmen had the most baffled expressions by this point and decided to remain silent about the whole ordeal.

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"My! What a most splendid hat!"

"...Wha' are yousupposed to be, mate?"

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 The two loosened their grip on Jack's arms, releasing him.  Jack walked back to the barrel where he'd been hiding and retrieved his hat, which had fallen off in all the excitement. He placed it on his head, pressing it down snugly.  Properly dressed now to his title, Jack spun around and nodded his head to the red coated Captain.  "Captain Jack Sparrow at yo' se'vice," he announced. "My vessel, The Black Pearl must have docked in the same port as your own. But 'ow I came to be on yo' ship, is not the problem. If we focus on that which is not the problem, then what's to 'appen when the real problem, of which the smaller problem which was not the problem to begin with, is increased by that of which is in fact... the real problem. Savy?"  Jack could tell his words had puzzled the men, as to which was his intention. If he could only stall long enough, perhaps he could manage a way off this blasted ship...

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Yes, he did indeed carry himself with excellent poise, but his growling voice revealed that both his temper and authority more than matched his elegantly mannered aura. “Starkey, did you find those two buffoons ye-” Hook paused during his words when not three but four persons reached his view, and he stopped on the last step down from the main deck to evaluate the situation. “…Another stowaway?” he questioned, annoyance evident in his tone.

"Aye," Starkey replied. The captain exhaled, and waved to the two holding Jack.

"Release him, it’s not as if ‘e could manage getting off th’ ship at the moment…" Though he did mean the crew, he was also referring to the fact that the Jolly Roger was more than a few hundred feet in the air above the ocean. A simple jump into water from that height would no doubt kill even an expert diver the moment they hit the water.

"He says he can explain, sir…" the first mate added calmly.

"Did he?" Hook looked back toward the stowaway, hazel eyes narrowing slightly. "Then I’d recommend he stated his explanation, along with an introduction, starting now.”

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Alright muses, we've taken shit from our muns for too long! For the next hour and a half I the muse with answer any question about the mun honestly! And with out mercy.

"Oh… THIS WILL BE GOOD."

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Jerry Bruckheimer gave a few details about the storyline:

"Will is the antagonist this time. After years of captaining the Dutchman, he’s accepted the finality of death — something Jack doesn’t understand. Of course, Jack is clever so he’s going to find a way to save the only woman he ever loved.”

via IMDb

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Caution, Barbossa.

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So while watching POTC 2, I heard something I never caught before...

[In the scene when Norington is about to shoot Jack in the pub, the two men that grab his arms....]

Man 1: "Easy there sailor!"

Man 2: "That's a Captain you're threatening!"

[Awesome. Everyone knows Jack is not to be messed with ;D]

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 As Jack tossed the core of the apple down by his boot, he was shaken by the sudden sliding off of his barrel lid.  "Oh bugga...." He was greeted by two members of the crew, who hoisted him up by his arms so that his upper half was now out of the barrel.   The third pirate gave a nasty smile. "What have we here?"  "I can explain..." Jack started. "If you would simply release my arm... I could..."   Suddenly Jack heard the sounds of footsteps on the wooden stairs. A man in a long red coat appeared, a silver hook gleaming in the place where his left hand should have been. Was this the Captain?  By the way he carried himself Jack could only assume he was...

Another Stowaway?! {Sparrow & Hook}

The three were still pondering over how to address the situation, or rather, Starkey was while the other two dumbly expected him to come up with something. But after he at least got one of them to smack the cork back where it belonged to save what was left, the one who had not helped blinked at the sound odd sound like that so someone eating.

He motioned for the first mate to be quiet before he even got the chance to speak, and pointed at a few of the barrels. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say one of those barrels had developed a mouth and just learned to chew,” he commented quietly. Starkey arched an eyebrow, before signaling the two to help him start checking the lids on the batch of barrels.

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((It has come to my attention that some people have been unhappy at my RP-ing outside the group. I did not realize we couldn't do that, so I'm sorry for creating a stir. - Jack is always misbehaving, you know... - Hope to RP with my group members soon!))

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 Jack realized.  "Wait..." he said, looking around. "Is this... it can't be. The same island I left you? Oh bugga...."  He paused and looked to her. He rose from the sand to walk towards the water, as if trying to calculate something in his head.  "Or is it a different one? And if it is different, 'ow in the worl' did you manage to get 'ere?"

Drunk on a Beach //OPEN RP

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  Jack furrowed his brow and raised his arm. With a sniff he shrugged.  "Not so bad."  As Angelica sat on the sand looking sick, Jack couldn't do anything but roll his eyes.  So dramatic, as always.  He sat beside her on the warm sand. Not too close of course, although he wanted to be closer, but he couldn't let her know that.  "So wha' are you doin' 'ere, love? Blackbeard's crew grown tired of ya already, ey?"

Drunk on a Beach //OPEN RP