#potc

[nothoughtsjustmhaandotherthings]

huzzah for Will Turner Wednesday

[owenhcrper]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL 2003 ― Dir. Gore Verbinski

[beemovieerotica]

i know pirates of the caribbean would have never been made today (on-location practical effects film) but if it WAS...

we'd absolutely have another "Introducing Disney's First Ever LGBT Character!!" moment, and of course everyone would be like "oh yeah, jack sparrow is bisexual, we're aware, got it." and then disney would be like "No."

and so we'd be like, "Oh, okay, Pintel and Ragetti are definitely not related and there's something homeoerotic going on there. Cool. We support that." and disney would go "No..."

and then they'd point to this fucking picture

"Maccus, the shark-headed first mate, has unrequited feelings for Davy Jones..." and there'd be an approximately 0.5 second scene where Maccus looks at Davy out of the corner of his 3rd eye and goes "Davy....." and Davy ignores him and disney is like "We're so brave for this."

and it'd be another goddamn gaston/le fou situation where half of y'all would be going "oh my god slayyyy love is reeaaalll" while the other half are pointing out how weirdly homophobic it is to have the cursed, PERPETUALLY DAMNED, ANIMAL-LIKE men be hinted as gay

and the fanart would be vile

[renumuro]

[thewebspinner]

[anxiouscowboy]

[flameandignite]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl - behind the scenes footage of Elizabeth in the cave duel (January 12, 2003 / day 66 of production)

[filmscorememes]

[legallyagraverobber]

I love that there are entire subreddits, groups, communities and accounts with the name "James Norrington deserved better"

I think we as PotC fandom are a wonderful society

[clearpurpleskies]

I have not drawn with a tablet in ages, I keep drawing like this is actual paper lol. Sorry for the messy sketch, I just wanted to draw some chaotic sunshine and a grumpy raincloud for Sparrington nation. <3

[the-little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

me whenever i eat a crisp granny smith apple: we are cursed men miss turner

[joanna13]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them....

[owenhcrper]

this has probably been pointed out before but I was rewatching dmc and I noticed davy jones uses his tentacles to keep his hat on when the ship goes underwater

and that's such a neat detail idk

[nothoughtsjustmhaandotherthings]

happy will turner wednesday!!!