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the three p’s:
pizza
pasta
parks and recreation
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Citizens of Pawnee
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brooklyn nine-nine meme
[2/7] characters: ray holt
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BONUS:
Jake Peralta: Human Disaster (he’s trying really hard, okay) + tumblr text posts, ft. Amy Santiago
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There’s a letter on my desk from the President Haven’t even put my bags down yet
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when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope
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employer: so how do you like working here!
me:
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stop it son you are doing me a frighten
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jefferson: it says the president’s assembling a cabinet!
[cut to george washington sitting on the floor surrounded by wooden pieces, staring into an IKEA instruction manual with a deeply troubled expression]
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Yeah. $200 a day, 365 days a year since you were 12. That’s two decades, so times 20 which is $1,460,000, I think. I mean, I am just a dumb bunny but we are good at multiplying.
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reasons to watch parks and recreation
funniest show you will ever watch but no laughing tracks
said the word bisexual how many shows have done that
amy poehler
pre guardians of the galaxy chris pratt looks like a stage one pokemon
treat yo self
you will feel better about yourself because at least you didn’t cause your home town to go broke at 18
jean-ralphio
just watch it
you will thank me later
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Happy trails, Jonathan Groff! (March 3, 2015 – April 9, 2016)
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