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I have just come home to my beautiful lover after having gone on my daily quest. I hope you are doing well, I hope your doubloons are plentiful and that your familial issues solved themselves or do not hinder your path to greatness.

Ziggy fizzy the rizzy Fanta wizzy out

Thanks for checking in on me gang 😞🙏 it hasn't really been getting better but I'm meeting my cousins from moms side of the family and I'm healing a little bit :) as for now, I've got something cooking up soon,,,,

Thanks for checking in on me again Fantanon 🫂

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William: you go meet your mother and I'll fucking tell you where babies come from

/ref

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Literally how my summer went. In addition to the cards cause I started picking them up too

Me at the end of May: this summer I’m going to start working out, I’m going to pick up a new hobby, and I’m going to socialize more. I’m gonna finally turn things around!

My daily routine 2 months later:

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I'm making a really rough francis Mosses dopple x reader dopple but I keep on procrastinating 😭😭😭😭I need to be hyped up so bad

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well at least khonshu would be proud of him☝️🤓

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Please don't leave it on a radiator like what happened before ☹️

Alright I've lost it

Now now you can glare at me all you want but it ain't gonna get you out of that jar 💅💅🙄😒

Lord I NEED to be stopped 😭 he looks so over it. So I bought this Miguel figure from someone on ebay and I haven't been able to NOT do weird things to him helllpp 😭😭😭😭

So uhh feel free to save these as wallpapers I guess 😭🙏

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Bro… I was on my old Wattpad acc and I saw a rape fic by a minor…

What is wrong w kids these days… (the bio had “‼️minor!‼️” and under the fins they wrote there was the disgusting fic… it was with bob velseb.. like the disrespect..)

... and the crowd looks at each other concerned before leaving the function !

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As a person living in the Philippines rn, id get on my hands and knees for them

i just want to suck the dick of the person who created AC

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I need Miguel O’Hara to sit on my face so I can eat out his bussy 😔

Dont tease me like this I can't see any imagessss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my stupid ass wifi is acting up I'm devastated

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Hello friend, I have come to inquire about your help post. I believe it is just a wifi issue as all three of my Tumblr accounts have acted in such a way every so often. I hope it gets better and I hope you are feeling well. May the Fanta be upon you.

- The Fanta wizard

Thank you Fanta wizard ☹️☹️ unfortunately its still going on 😭 imma just wait it out if loll

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I'm going to postpone posting for a while because tumblr isn't working for all my devices, hopefully I'm assuming because of the wifi. But for now I'm not going to interact until anything changes.

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Bro.. I need to suck on some fat man tits so badly, it’s not even funny anymore..

(Preferably Peter b. Parker’s-)

You're so real for this he's an oral stress toy to me

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WAIT MY DUMBASS JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT TRUMP GETTING SHOT HELPPPP

WHAT WHY 😭😭 I found out the day it happened I was literally on vacay I love the fanarts of it tho its so funny

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He whimpers so hard he puts a sad puppy to SHAME

I sentence you to king john:

bro looks like he whimpers

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Sending 27 bottles of Fanta your way. A little treat for the special person of the year. Have a good time, I wish you well. If you would like, I shall use my abilities to hit whoever you want with a Fanta rocket.

Perfect timing I'm eating a really really large crab rn and i need something fizzy :3

THANK YOU FOR THE FANTA, FANTANON‼️‼️‼️‼️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

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Thats so hot and I completely agree. When we tug and pull on it too it definitely hurts but he'll like it anyway

I'm tired of the Jake lockley fics where he's nothing but a watered down violent Latino man who's dominant 99.9% of the time WHERE IS THE FLAVORRRRRR somebody FUCK this guy in the ass pretty pleaseeee 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 he needs to get dicked down, he needs to swallow seed, he needs to drown in pussy juice, he needs to have a harness, a chastity cage he needs to be hit and smacked and slapped GET THIS MAN SOME SUGAR ‼️‼️

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i lied. anyways, have this small steven drabble :3

"Slow- ah! - down!" Despite Steven's attempts at getting you to slow down, you did anything but. Your claws gripped his knees to his chest, his pretty plump pussy on full display, and fuck, what a view it was. It stretched nicely around your cock, the sweet wet squelch sound bouncing off around his room as you all but fucked into him.

Not that he was complaining, of course not your little Steven. You knew he was a little slut, you knew it when you first met him, could feel his pheromones teasing you, fucking slut. The thought alone has you growling, sharp teeth clenched and drooling down your dark lip as you quickened the pace—somehow.

It ripped a loud squeal from Steven, who thrashed and cried out as he squirted, and your hold on him tightened as you pressed him deeper against the bed and deepened your thrusts. Your cock pounded into his sloppy cunt, ou could feel his gummy walls clenching around your cock, silently begging for your knot. Steven babbled underneath your larger form, his curly hair sticking to his scalp as he cried, so flushed and sweaty; you leaned down to lick at his tears. It was salty.

He opened his mouth to say something, anything, but all that came out was a sharp moan when you sharply jabbed your cock against his sweet spot. He looked exhausted—maybe getting fucked by a werewolf was what he needed to have a good night's rest.