casthecryptid

[casthecryptid]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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on being yourself

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he’s forgotten what he was going to ask

but when faced with a sweaty, post-training thorin, who can blame him 😅

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completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

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Part 3: Flustered (biblically accurate)

I've seen some debate on gender for these two and like. They're websites. I kinda view them as shapeshifters. Go with the vibes. Be free.

Part 1, 2, 3

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Part 2: What were you doing at the devil's sacrament

Part 1, 2, 3

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Part 1: Meet cute?? Or meet awkward?

My friend told me it'd be funnier if I just kept the shutterstock library photo background. That and I got lazy.

Part 1, 2, 3

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Roads go ever ever on

My first ever piece of calligraphy, with one of my favourite songs by Tolkien. I can't wait to see what it will become under the pen of the authors of @fall-for-tolkien's Scribbles and Drabbles.

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sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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I haven't forgotten about making gaudy vaporwave pride flags, I'm just horribly inconsistent with everything I do. Anyway here's non-biney.

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a HOARD OF HALLOWEEN decorations commission for lady-freak-beast thats been tucked away in my files since 2018…those two little dragons represent their kids in real life!  and this 

represents having big long fingers and being trapped in a house

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an UNUSUAL HOARD commission for chthonicutie …………….some of these ROCKS are things thatre in my house right now and some of them…. are not

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another unusual hoard commission for skyboundterror, featuring their oc and a lotta more dangerous than usual books

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UNUSUAL HOARD commission for rumpelstiltskinsgold - “nightmares” as an idea is really broad and abstract and theres a Little Somethin For Everyone in this mess