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Time is the single most precious commodity in the universe.
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HOLD UP, LOOK HOW STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL JESTER AND FJORD ARE

They both look SOOO good!! Showing off her tattoos. The pink bows! His asymmetrical style again with the single shoulder pauldron! I'm so excited.
also, congrats to Fjord on being a Man With Earrings Without Earrings no longer, actually the most important thing to note
#i may temporarily change my icon to fjord to honour this wonderful occasion#critical role#critical role art#jester lavorre#fjord stone#fjorester
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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:
-what if this bad thing was good instead
-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want
-would that be fucked up or what
-I think that shit's hot
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forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again
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"fandom brainrot." to you maybe. when i post about the same cartoon characters for several hours a day every day for years my brain is flourishing and enriched 💅
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Voice in your head is your soulmate’s
Gonna assume its for Janaya (Who else would it be for amiright wink wink) Which is super interesting on a number of levels.
For Amaya, who doesnt hear anything since shes deaf, and for Janai who by all means never or at the very least rarely hears Amayas voice. So they have little to know idea that the voice belongs to the other person once they first meet. Or talk anyway. Janai could eventually figure it out once Amaya says something but Amaya? Never ever. I suppose once Janai tells her that she hears the humans voice in her head she kinda figures it out. Could lead to shameless flirting "I always thought the voice in my head sounded cute/lovely/hot".
A fun twist would be if Janai actually hears Grens voice in her head since she basically is Amaya voice.
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while looking at my Facebook feed, I came across that image and couldn't help but think of them—
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Just finished TDP screaming crying throwing up 🥲
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caleb hands
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AU where Aaravos never learned of Leola’s death until much, much later:
He just woke up one day and she was gone, so Aaravos searched and searched but could not find his daughter anywhere. So he asked for help from the humans in a nearby town and half the town spent four weeks looking for Leola until Aaravos decided to leave to look elsewhere
He searched for days and everywhere he went any almost any human he asked if they had seen Leola had offered to help look but every elf he asks said that since he was Startouch elf then he could his ‘amazing’ magic to find her.
It wasn’t until three months after Leola’s disappearance that Aaravos finally went to the cosmic council for help. And that when he learned of Leola’s fate and that when he decide elves needed to die.
Idk guys the thoughts are thinking 🤷♀️
#this’d be cool if leola was simply killed - but she was also cast down and created a “long and terrible night” iirc from the ripples story#so it’s more like aaravos wandered around for a few days max and then the apocalypse came#and he followed the trail of destruction to where she landed#BUT imagine she was sent flying into the void (and becomes a cosmic lunch for one of the star-eating dragons)?#ooohohoho now THAT would be diabolical#the dragon prince#tdp au#prev’s tags ->#elves are more evil in this#aaravos decide to help the humans by giving them primal magic and essential becomes their king in the process
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“I just saved your life.”
(That was me, not anyone else — strange, isn’t it? Yet I feel myself wanting your thanks.)
“I just saved your life.”
(Yes, I fought my nature, but not that much. A small deed. Don’t punish me.)
“I just saved your life.”
(There’s a red poison in my heart but I fought it for you. Do you understand? I saved you. I shouldn’t have.)
“I just saved your life.”
(Don’t you see? I can still be your ally, despite the red. We can still be friends. Nothing has to change.)
“I just saved your life.”
(Life, the one thing I don’t have. I could have taken it from you and we would have been equal again, but I didn’t, because I know how precious it is.)
“I just saved your life.”
(Nothing has to change. Do you understand what I’ve done for you?)
“I just saved your life.”
(You have gone against your very nature. This will not go unpunished.)
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Any headcannons about Aanya?
(Aanya!!! Her moms would be so proud of her & fun fact I almost always spell her name wrong when I try to do it from memory! Anyways, hope you like these!!!!!)

• She pronounces milk like meilk
• Her and her brother Grark train together, 50/50 change for either of them to win. But Aanya beat him every time in archery
• When Corvus & Opeli went to ask for her help, Aanya recognized Opeli form a time when she went to visit Katolis (diplomatic reasons) and Opeli stopped some asshole palace servant from harassing her
• Her queen regent was a very kind lady but lacked a back bone and kinda let some of the (evil) council members walk all over her, but once Aanya dismissed her and became queen herself she made it know very quickly that she was not a pushover
• (If Khessa live) Khessa doesn’t show it but she loves Aanya and for the first time in centuries, Khessa initiated a alliance with Duren
• When it rains she likes to sit be her window and read
• When Aanya was a baby, Grark wouldn’t let her out of his sight wherever Aanya went Grark went
• Goes to her mother’s statue and gives them updates on her life, Grark will join her too sometimes and usually this will end with them crying cause they miss their moms
• Aanya doesn’t feel like she should get to miss her moms since she’s never meet them
(Aanya is such a badass and she needs to be in arc 3, anyways you can always request other tdp characters for me to give headcannons to & hope you like these!!!!!!!)
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I think, this statues are propaganda for the Startouch Elves, to show thats they're benevolent watchers over the mortal world instand of cruel control freaks, which they're in reality.
#the dragon prince#tdp speculation#tdp aaravos#tdp merciful one#tdp startouch elves#tdp elves#all of these are interesting options 👀
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Absolutely wild to me how sometimes you don't even realize the way you'd been taught to perceive things as a kid was kinda fucked up, actually, until decades later.
Example:
As a kid, I constantly lived in fear of damaging shit in my parent's house. The walls. The floors (especially the floors. The wood was beautiful. Shiny. But so easy to scratch). The cabinets.
As a sixteen-year-old, I once took my car to the dealership after work and paid a very dear sum of $250 ($10/hr cashier salary) to fix a slight scratch in the paint because I knew if my father saw it there would be hell to pay. It didn't matter that I parked far out, like I'd been taught, and someone scratched it anyway. It was my fault. I failed in my duties as a steward of my vehicle.
Every time I scratched a rim on a curb while parallel parking or got a door ding or, god forbid, didn't wash and vacuum that car every weekend, it was treated like some sort of moral failing.
Last year, when my husband and I first moved into our house, he scraped the side of our car when parking in our (Very Narrow) garage. When he told me, my first instinct was to be afraid for him. Like something terrible was going to happen to him because of this mistake. I urgently reassured him that it was okay, it was an accident, I wasn't mad. Baffled, he was like, "Yeah? I know? Like, thank you for the reassurance, but I'm only a little annoyed, I'm not upset. It's just a car." And I had to take several minutes to process that. It's...just a car.
We keep the car tidy. We maintain it. But we wash it maybe 4x a year. We only vacuum it after dirty road trips or when the dog hair starts to get annoying. It has scrapes and dings and the leather seats have stains. But that's ok. Because it's just a car.
This morning, I realized that a small rock had gotten embedded in the felt foot on one of our bar stools. Neither of us had noticed. There are now scratches on our beautiful hardwood floor. My immediate response was fear accompanied by a heavy measure of paralyzing guilt. "I'm so sorry," I told my husband, "I should have noticed. I'll figure out how to fix it, I swear. I can probably sand down that section and match the stain and--"
"Whoa, hey," he said. "It was an accident. And it's fine. Floors are going to get damaged. They're floors. We live here. There was damage in places before we even bought the house, remember? It's not a big deal. It's just a floor." Right. It's just a floor. Right.
My husband's mom is visiting and this afternoon, as I was sitting in the kitchen looking at the scratches on the floor, I offhandedly asked her if my husband had ever broken or damaged anything as a kid. "Of course," she said. Household items. A TV. A wrecked car during his teen years. I asked how she punished him.
"Why would I punish him for things like that?" she said. "They were all accidents."
Right. Of course. Right.
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Colored in the sketch because apparently he’s not allowed to have anything nice
#why couldn’t you give him a different coloured scarf op???#i don’t want to consider corvus getting hurt before we even see a trailer#anyway yes yes this is lovely i’m fawning over him again thanks to you#the dragon prince#the dragon king#tdp spoilers#tdk spoilers#tdp soren#oh wait i considered other colours for the scarf and all options are terrible#what if it’s purple??? for claudia??#or red for callum/ezran/katolis??
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Soren was so sad to tell Callum what happened . . .
Soren thought everyone was gonna hate him cause he didn’t protect Katolis well enough, even thought he saved a lot of people Soren could the whisper in the back of his mind telling him to run away cause he failed.
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