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are you bisexual?

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

Holy shit

Also, next batch of quotes will be moved to the 9th since I'll be with my family this weekend [also gonna be focusing on my nearly finished fursuit more as well as giving @tigerlynx-kenji some time to shine, so I'll see you all next week]

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Numbuh 86: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.

Kenji: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I've done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.

Numbuh 3: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Kenji has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?

Kenji: I want to set it off.

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Numbuh 5: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Numbuh 2, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!

Kenji: I don’t know, dude, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”.

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Kenji: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Numbuh 4: Go the fuck to sleep Kenji.

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Kenji: *slams books down in front of Numbuh 4*

Kenji: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Numbuh 4: You could have said literally anything else.

Kenji: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Numbuh 4: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Numbuh 1: Hey.

Kenji: *pissed off* You… complete …ASS, Numbuh 1! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say “hey”?!

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Numbuh 2: Are you a painting?

Numbuh 5: What-?

Numbuh 2: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Numbuh 362: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HER OR SOMETHING-

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Numbuh 2: I wonder who’s ruining my life.

Numbuh 2: *looks in the mirror*

Numbuh 2: So we meet again.

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Reblogging this again bc why not

I actually see this happening lmao

Abigail: When Numbuh 5 said bring her something back from the beach she meant like a conch shell!

Wally: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Well, why don't you say that next time!

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Numbuh 1: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?

DCFDTL: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

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Numbuh 362: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Kenji: Homicide.

Numbuh 5: Murder.

Numbuh 2: Homiecide.

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Numbuh 362: You’re overthinking this.

Numbuh 86: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Numbuh 362. What if I’m underthinking?

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Thank you @lovelygalaxykitten27 and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!

Oh wow-

Much appreciated!

Numbuh 1: Kenji is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.

Kenji: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

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DCFDTL: Kenji... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Kenji: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

DCFDTL:

DCFDTL: I wrote sanitize, Kenji.

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Numbuh 2: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.

Kenji: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.