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Leo: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT SIZED THEME PARKS?!

Leo: like, everything is the same as a kid's playground but bigger! why don't we have those?

Piper: theme parks. just theme parks

Leo: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Piper: that's the adult part

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Percy: Who ate all the blue waffles?

Anabeth: Leo

Percy: I didn't see him?

Leo, walking by with a blue waffle in his mouth: No one ever does

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Frank: You often use humour to deflect your trauma.

Leo: Thank you.

Frank: That wasn't a compliment..?

Leo: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

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Leo, texting piper: Hey does the 5 second rule apply to soup????

Leo:

Leo:

Leo: BEAUTY QUEEN HURRY IT’S BEEN 3 SECONDS

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Jason: Don’t try to do anything stupid.

Leo: I don’t have to try.

Jason:

Leo: ...Did I just diss myself?

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Russel: What’s a guy like you doing with Carlos?

Lando: Shh!! I don’t think he knows he can do better.

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Lando, brushing his teeth on carlos’s kitchen sink: Good morning.

Carlos: When did you get here?

Lando: I spent the night.

Carlos: But I remember you leaving before I went to bed. You said, “good night, I'm going home” and then you left.

Lando: Yeah, but then, on my way out, I tripped and fell down the stairs.

Carlos: Oh my god, were you hurt?

Lando: Nah, I just didn't feel like getting up, so I slept on the floor.

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Carlos: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you’re doing is wrong?

Lando: You mean the one that sounds like Oscar ?

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Niall: Harry and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Harry: We what?

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Carlos: Why won't the damn FIA leave us alone?

Lando: Maybe they are homophobic.

Carlos: We're not gay, Lando.

Lando: We're not??

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Oscar: What are you writing?

Lando: red bull wants to know what kind of improvements we have made to the car. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Oscar, looking over Lando's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy

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Liam: *seeing the empty cookie bag*

Liam: How many, roughly, did you eat?

Nial: ...I ate them gently.

Liam: niall…

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Lando: So... I see you’ve been spending a lot of time with Rebecca lately.

Carlos: No, Lando, it’s not what it looks like, I swear.

Lando: Oh, really? So no reason for me to get jealous?

Carlos: I promise! Rebecca and I are just dating, okay? She’s my girlfriend

Lando: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?

Carlos: You are still my one and only best friend! She’s just the love of my life, nothing more.

Lando: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Carlos: Of course!

The rest of the grid: What the f—

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Carlos: Horrible things kept happening to me, it’s like I have bad luck.

Oscar: Carlos, you don’t have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you’re a dumbass.

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Lando: Carlos, for the love of God, PLEASE go to the hospital.

Carlos: Excuse me, Lando. Is this YOUR appendicitis? OUR appendicitis? No? So STAY OUT OF THIS

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Policeman: What are your names?

Lando: Don’t tell him Carlos

Policeman, writing down: Carlos, and?

Carlos: Fucking damn it Lando!

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Louis: As a responsible adult-

Niall: *chuckles*

Louis: … As a responsible adult—