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My sister, scrolling on her phone: Who’s Tommy?

Me: Tommy Bahama? He invented the Bahamas.

My sister:

The rest of my family:

My dad: Yep.

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As an Aroace I think both aros and aces need to find a good word for “if I experienced attraction I know I’d be madly in love with you but I don’t so instead you’re just like, nice and pretty”

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I think I would make a really good llama

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Source | Day 223

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Please pressure me into doing my one simple task that I’ve had literally months to do and still haven’t done.

It needs to be done in 12 hours!!

And I do not want to do it.

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Happy new year to all those who celebrate (people who experience the 4th dimension)

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I’ve wanted to go get cheese sticks for a good 3 months and I never remember to get the cheese sticks.

I just really want cheese sticks.

Please.

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I’m pretty sure the college demons are drinking my brain juice because I’m not sure I’ve had a single thought that wasn’t about college acceptances in the past 3 weeks.

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one thing which i find particularly crazy about the unicorn and the wasp + mummy on the orient express is the fact that agatha christie was still alive when doctor who was created. the show premiered in 1963 and she died in 1976, meaning that there was a thirteen year period in which she could’ve hypothetically watched it, or at least heard of it somehow. dw is literally so old that they can do historical episodes about famous figures who coexisted alongside it. truly bonkers

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If I had a nickel for every time Daniel Mays played the phenomenally confused father of a human-appearing, moderately dangerous, supernatural being who could control stuff with his mind but didn’t know it at the time, I would have 2 nickels.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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Sitting in a lockdown drill at school and this kid is just going “can we talk yet” and this substitute is SO done with him

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Thinking about this one today

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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Did a really great circus skill thingy handstand whatnot. Was told I was majestic.

Immediately stepped on my hand and now my finger is all messed up and wonky.

Brilliant job.

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the absolute worst thing is that, objectively, if he was not real, trump would be funny as fuck. as a skit character? like literally fucking hilarious. but no, he’s not a dramatized, satirical parody that exaggerates a stereotype. no. this man is REAL. and that is. fucking terrifying

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Me, after being told that there isn’t a little green dude that steals all my presents during Christmas:

“But I saw it on television!”

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i want a shirt that says:

“i went to prison and all i got was the transgender illegal alien sex surgery”

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In an unfortunate turn of events, the immigrants in Ohio have eaten both of my cats, the cricket that lives in my floorboards, and my sister. Please send thoughts and prayers.