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MATHEW BAYNTON in every episode of Taskmaster ⤷ 19x03 | My Presumably Scrotum

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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds 3.02 Wedding Bell Blues | ID in ALT

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WYATT RUSSELL as JOHN WALKER THUNDERBOLTS* (2025) dir. Jack Schreier

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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Yelena Belova/John Walker + giving siblings energy Thunderbolts* 2025 | dir. Jake Schreier

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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THE MOON . no credit required .

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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This is yuri, methinks

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it's so Weird how ppl STILL make fun of the idea of alcohol-free queer spaces just because an asexual teenager suggested it in 2015. it was odd then and it's odd now. Why are you mad at the idea of a coffee shop for queer people. don't answer that i do not gaf

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How do you feel about [going home to see your dad]?

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS — 1x08: The Prophecy Comes True

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And after a while you just stop. You stop watering your plants. You stop watching netflix. You stop reading. You stop replying to your friends as fast as you used to. You stop buying yourself nice things. You stop putting an effort into how you look. You stop taking care of yourself like you used to. You stop sleeping. You stop eating healthy foods. You stop petting your dog. You stop socializing.

You stop with everything. You find yourself sitting in your room for hours on end, without doing a single thing. Days feel like years. And you think you can’t do it for much longer.

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bamboleo

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macrodose

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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i will never be done making mac and charlie: white trash art but this is a start

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Fortune favours the brave, dude!