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"Just let people have their fun" OK, but when I'm looking at the tag for a canon character, I expect to see the canon character, and not having to squint at the screen to see where the character I'm looking for is at just to realize it's somebody's OC. If you made the OC before the real character was released, that's one thing, but it's a whole other thing when you make an OC with a flavor that already exists without thinking "Hey, there's more cookie run games than Kingdom, let me see if there's a canon character with this flavor that already exists"

Me when somebody makes a Cookie Run OC with the flavor that an already existing non-kingdom canon cookie has

I beg you guys to do the bare minimum research

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I think she's also attacking my insides because now I'm having that really annoying thing where no matter how much I drink my mouth still feels dry...

Mystic Flour is attacking my breadsticks :(

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Mystic Flour is attacking my breadsticks :(

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I refuse to let this become Lost Media

the Ovenbreak Skittles ad

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Me when somebody makes a Cookie Run OC with the flavor that an already existing non-kingdom canon cookie has

I beg you guys to do the bare minimum research

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There's humor in the fact that Vampire is in the Arena Meta right now. The OG Lazy Cookie is a great counter to the Cookie embodiment of Sloth

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From a very old cookie run ovenbreak post lol

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I haven’t platonicposted in a while

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Just a reminder: If a character is using being nice and friendly to deceive another character and the other character falls for it: It's not a canon ship, it's you falling for the first character's deceit.

I'm looking at you, StarPom and EternalBerry shippers.

Edit: And even then, characters being friendly to each others shouldn't be instantly romantic. I really, REALLY, don't understand you people. I remember when Bellflower and Alchemist worked together ONE TIME and then suddenly it's "This ship is canon, these two were in the same room as one another". Like, bro????

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They didn't say anything about a Christmas update so I'm joking with my friend that the Christmas update is gonna be a TBD update since it wasn't in the update log, but it's one of the TBD members being Scrooge'd and Timekeeper is all 3 ghosts

Also this was at the beginning of the Crepe update teaser, I have 0 clue what it means

OK guys, HUGE Ovenbreak news dropped!

So you guys know how Kingdom does those livestreams to hint at future updates? Ovenbreak just told us what all the updates up to the 9th anniversary are

Here's the link:

Under the Read More, I'm going to add a summary. This will be skipping out on a lot of things, but it's a summary nonetheless.

Spoilers!

End of April (so this month, very soon): Caramel Choux and Cream Ferret coming to Ovenbreak

End of May: Longan Dragon and Lychee Dragon candies and legendary costumes maybe???

End of June: Finale to the Dragon storyline, I'm 98% sure

End of July: Crepe in Ovenbreak as well as one other cookie, if it was Espresso they'd be showing it as Espresso behind them

End of August: Very clearly legendary cookie, Google Translate says that they're an evil c*lt leader

End of September: Return of Cookie Detective

End of October: 9th anniversary, we get Milky Way in Ovenbreak and have some Dream Bead collection event with Dreamweaver

Also their GCL costume

And a hint at Longan's true form

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OK guys, HUGE Ovenbreak news dropped!

So you guys know how Kingdom does those livestreams to hint at future updates? Ovenbreak just told us what all the updates up to the 9th anniversary are

Here's the link:

Under the Read More, I'm going to add a summary. This will be skipping out on a lot of things, but it's a summary nonetheless.

Spoilers!

End of April (so this month, very soon): Caramel Choux and Cream Ferret coming to Ovenbreak

End of May: Longan Dragon and Lychee Dragon candies and legendary costumes maybe???

End of June: Finale to the Dragon storyline, I'm 98% sure

End of July: Crepe in Ovenbreak as well as one other cookie, if it was Espresso they'd be showing it as Espresso behind them

End of August: Very clearly legendary cookie, Google Translate says that they're an evil c*lt leader

End of September: Return of Cookie Detective

End of October: 9th anniversary, we get Milky Way in Ovenbreak and have some Dream Bead collection event with Dreamweaver

Also their GCL costume

And a hint at Longan's true form

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Wasabi: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, crap."

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Fire Spirit: I just drank a lego piece.

Pitaya Dragon: …what the heck?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?

Fire Spirit: Yes.

Pitaya Dragon: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!

Fire Spirit: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

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Lemon, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Wasabi: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

Aloe: …what happened?

Wasabi: I made a VERY bad mistake.

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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

Twizzly Gummy: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be bad[butt]!