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Swim suit

But like a tailored suit

Made from wet suit and swim wear material

Tie or bowtie included, tie clip optional. Shoes? Oh yes, water shoes, but classy

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The masculine urge to hang out in shopping carts

Vs

The feminine urge to punch a mother fucker

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do kids still play rough outside? All my homies got knee scrapes

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Didgeridoo in my rari

Collab?

Glockenspiel in my rari

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Always gonna reblog boobs

Drawing shit like this with the excuse of "uhhhhhh it's anatomy study,,," even though it kinda is,,,

Incredibly helpful tbh

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Oopsie I forgot I had tumblr again

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things i wish i had known when i escaped my family household and couldn't ask my parents for help

invest in a good mattress early on. there are many other ends you can save on - sleep is not one of them. this is key to how much energy you'll have throughout the day

you don't need a bedframe but you do need a slatted bed base (even if it's just pallets)

opening a bank account is easy

there's youtube tutorials for everything. how to install your washing machine, how to use tools, fixing stuff around the place. channels like dad, how do i? are a godsend

change energy provider as soon as your old deal runs out. you'll get better offers elsewhere and avoid price gouging

assemble a basic first aid kid at home: painkillers, probiotics, alcohol wipes, bandages, tweezers, antihistamine tablets - anything you might need in a pinch

and an emergency toolkit: flashlight, extra batteries, a utility knife, an adjustable wrench, multi-tool, duct tape

set your fridge to the lowest temperature it can go. the energy consumption is minimal in difference and it'll give you +4/7 days on most foods

off-brand products are almost always the same in quality and taste, if not better, for half the price

coupons will save you a lot of money in the long run

there's no reason to be shy around employees at the bank/laundromat/store; most people will be happy to help

vegetarian diets are generally cheap if you make food from scratch

breakfast is as important as they say

keep track of your budget in a notebook or excel file - e.g. rent, phone and internet bills, food, leisure so you'll have an overlook on your spending over the months

don't gamble

piracy is okay

stealing from big stores and chains is also ethically okay

keep medical bills and pharmacy receipts for tax returns

also, file your tax returns early

take up a hobby that isn't in front of a screen. pottery, music, going for a run every now and then, stuff that'll keep you busy and sane

and most importantly... you're allowed to get the stuff you want. treat yourself to the occasional mundane thing. a good scented candle. a bath bomb. that body lotion that makes you feel like royalty. the good coffee beans.

you're free and you deserve to be happy.

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*Prepares an entire fem fit*

*looks in the mirror*

Aw shit, it's a masc day

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My first t4t relationship was one ultimately wrought with heartbreak, but on the bright side, I get to turn into a wolf every month now, so I’d say the pros outweighed the cons.

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I too, am a bundle of sticks

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goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

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Can I join the weevil kickline?

Would you be willing to draw a weevil kickline? I think a weevil with a li'l top hat and cane would look cool in your style.

[Jerma earwig audio here]

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From now on my autism will be either chaotic neutral or chaotic evil

quick comic of my ocs Ellise and Matthew. both are chronically online and autistic. where Matt has depressed autism, Ellie is full blown evil autism, no chance she'll recover 😔

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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hey guys