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Oh yeah headcanon I've never shared on Tumblr before!

I think Gricko really IS symmetrical, at least by goblin standards. I think Goblins have extremely variable nose, chin, and ear sizes, so Gricko's features are actually really nicely balanced! This makes him more attractive to goblins--and, because his features aren't wildly sized, attractive to most other races as well

Other goblins--USING PIXEL TOO EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A GLOWBLIN--Showcase what it looks like to not be symmetrical, which is extremely common and nothing to be ashamed of.

Pixel would probably be considered more conventionally attractive than Skrimm, because two of her major features are the same size! Not to say skrimm is unattractive, he's just not gonna end up on any goblin magazine covers.

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ok but like. next you have to do a malewife bracket. two sides of the same coin imo

Yk I COULD do a wife bracket afterwards... We'll see!

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ROUND 2

Barnabos's wife -> The Ocean

Marius's wife -> Lethica

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ROUND 2

Gideon's wife -> Kremy

Sarnax's wife -> Shepherd

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ROUND 2

Rett's wife -> Pyke

Farryn's wife -> Gwenna

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ROUND 2

Caprice's wife -> Hyrja

Strahdanya's wives -> Victoria, Escher

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ROUND 2

WHO'S THE CRAZIEST ABOUT THEIR WIFE?

Definition of a wifeguy: a guy who is insane, pathetic, and/or downright obsessed with their significant other

PROPAGANDA ENCOURAGED, BRIBERY NOT ALLOWED, REMEMBER TO HAVE FUN!

(ROUND 2 POLLS WILL BE POSTED AT 12:00PM EDT, JUN 26)

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AHHH IM GENUINELY OVER THE FREAKING MOON TO HAVE SEEN YOU MADE A SPECIFIC BLOG FOR AVANTRIS! Your manner of writing, concepts for au’s, and characters designs have always inspired and intrigued me. Can’t wait to see how silly things you have in store, and most of all I hope you have fun!!

Eek!!! I exist in the public eye and people have opinions about me!!! Time to move under a rock again..

Hehe I'm happy you're excited tho, I hope I keep having good ideas too lol

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Slowly getting through ouaw, im on ep 27. Here's Gricko the body snatcher investigator.

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Have this as my gideon propaganda/threat

This is terrifying omg

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Seems like there's a much-needed definition!

WIFEGUY: A GUY WHO IS CRAZY AND PATHETIC ABOUT HIS WIFE

In this poll, if you vote off the definition, we're trying to find which Avantris spouse is the most dedicated or obsessive lover! (examples from other media: Gomez Addams, Sanji, the fathers from Encanto, etc etc)

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OBSESSED with your banner

Thankies hehe. Despite never playing a fallout game before I've always vividly pictured Garou as looking like Robert House. And the Robert House image always reminds me of the Tony Stark meme. Destiny...

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HI GUYS IM AWAKE NOW. Feel free to post propaganda for the poll! I am NOT accepting personal bribes tho 🙏 this is all for fun!! Remember to not take things too too seriously

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Toa's wife -> Felix

Farryn's wife -> Gwenna

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Gideon's wife -> Kremy

Chuckles's wife -> Jolly

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Caprice's wife -> Hyrja

Imiria's wife -> Hissy

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Barnabos's wife -> The Ocean

Torbek's wife -> Clementine