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On Broadway, Jewish women tend to angrily cut fruits while singing about their exes. Case in point:

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we love and stan a murderino!

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“Reading isn’t important because it helps get you a job. It’s important because it gives you room to exist beyond the reality you’re given. Reading makes the world better. It is how humans merge. How minds connect. Dreams. Empathy. Understanding. Escape. Reading is love in action.”

— Matt Haig (via ingenueininglenook)

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The cutest witches there ever were!

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I NEED MK’s coat!!! Where can I find it?! It’s so pretty!!!

If you don’t love me at my

You don’t deserve me at my

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This. Is. Adorkable!!!

I am Elphie. Elphie is me.

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😲😲😲

I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed

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“If you ever ask me how many times you’ve crossed my mind, I would say once. Because you came, and never left.”

— Ritu Ghatourey (via quotemadness)

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Why can’t I find a bootleg of wicked with the double name witches???!!! I want to watch them!!!

I really need it!!!

Can anyone point me out in the right direction?!

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I miss them!!! 😢

All of Caity and Jes’ parts from the Legends of Tomorrow Season 3 Gag Reel

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EVERYONE (surprised): Lena, you are good...

LENA:

“I know”

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HEIDI GARDNER’S FIRST SNL YEAR AND SHE IS KILLING IT AND TAKING NAMES!!!

She’s like:

“DUH 🙄”

And, I’m like:

“My baby, I’m so proud!!!”

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we don’t put women against each other in this house. 

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My immediate correlation to that sentence is to the wonderful Ava ��doesn’t function around her crush’ Sharpe flirting line!!!

“you look tired” ok well gays don’t sleep janet what’s ur point

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Like this ^

As much as I love Katie in both medieval period costumes and fashion queen CEO attire (ignoring last episode), I can't help but imagine her in like 1920 clothes and hair. Idk why but she needs to play a powerful 1920s lesbian these images have been haunting me for weeks asfdjvknewug help.

oh ABSOLUTELY but also gender bending 1920s clothes also…. like she can pull off both and i need it desperately 

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It’s my birthday!!! I’m officially 28!!!😲😲😲

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This is lovely!

Had to research him, Les Bubb is his name in case anyone else is curious!!!