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Shitty Movie Detail: Road House

To properly express the pain and anger needed in this scene, Doug Liman had Jake Gyllenhall channel memories of stepping on a Lego piece in the middle of the night on the way to pee.

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Shitty Movie Detail: Demon Wind

Cory (Eric Larson) reads a bedtime story from the Necronomicon.

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Damnable Animated GIF: Demon Wind

This gives a whole new meaning to "tongue lashing!"

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Shitty Movie Detail: Warriors of the Year 2072

If Akira (Hal Yamanouchi) were to cut his eyes directly at you, you'd need stitches.

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Shitty Movie Detail: Five Nights at Freddy's

There is a line. It is about to be crossed. A gigantic mudhole will be stomped into someone's ass.

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Shitty Movie Detail: Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

How do you unwelcome someone?

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Shitty Movie Detail: Fire and Ice

Sharp as the janky dagger in her hand, Teegra attempts to cut the METAL chains binding her.

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Shitty Movie Detail: Nightmare Weekend Apache, an early AI, has Jessica Brake (Debra Hunter) looking for lurv in ALL THE WRONG PLACES.

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What'choo doing lookin' in that widow, Papa?

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Shitty Movie Detail: Class of 1984

Before making it big in Jem and the Holograms, Jem (Patsy) ran with a bad crowd.

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Shitty Movie Detail: Hideous!

If'n i had a dollar for every time a naked womern in a gorilla mask pulled a gun on me, i'd have no money. That shit never happens in the real world. That's why i watch these movies, 'cos where else can you see stuff like that?

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Shitty Movie Detail: The Creeps

Man, fetish role play is getting crazy specific.

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Shitty Movie Detail: Arcade

All Laurie (A.J. Langer) wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi.

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Shitty Movie Detail: Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire

Just to be clear, Nemesis' swords have molten metal blades. They are similar but legally distinct from lightsabers.

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Shitty Movie Detail: Cannibal Apocalypse

Mother Nature's Gift hits Mary, Cinzia De Carolis, at a most inopportune moment.

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Hellraiser: Deader (2005)

The day McRibs are no longer on the menu.

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Hellraiser: Deader (2005)

When the family asks me if I’m coming for Thanksgiving.

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