danielwaldorf

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i'm the only one serving cunt in this DMV 😔

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it’s just an interesting observation in an observationally interesting way

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um next wednesday i am slated to start as a middle school ELA teacher..... 😳

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had to google lana's conservative swamp freak bc i live under a rock and had no idea what was going on and nothing on earth could have prepared me for that. well can we get her out

i fear that she is exactly where she wants to be 😔💔

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lana marrying conservative swamp freak charli marrying drummer for the 1975 taylor engaged to travis kelce..... the girls are dropping like flies i need sabrina and ethel placed on freak/conservative man watch.

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this is a very difficult time for me. taylor please

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clap your hands if you believe.

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jenny humphrey is working nine to five

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blair waldorf // sympathy is a knife by charli xcx

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jesus christ that's jason bourne

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just took a mirror pic in my bra and feel so hot but i have nobody to send it to..... guys just trust me. my body tea

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Detective Comics #1100 - "Lost & Found" (2025)

written by Tom Taylor art by Mikel Janin

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sunflower turtle

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YOU SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB‼️‼️‼️‼️

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one day i will write up my comprehensive argument for why blair waldorf is autistic and you will all be like wow that is so true and real and anyone who doesn't see it is a fool

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idk how to say this without sounding dumb but when people talk about "dry heat" i literally cannot conceptualize it. like i don't get it i can't imagine how it would feel. heat is like synonymous with Damp to me