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Shoutout to the Affini that are way more horny for rules and bureaucracy than they are for domestication.
Whenever I go to a Magic: The Gathering tournament my Affini opponents always try to use their bioryhthyms or whatever to distract than the judge rolls up and is like “that’s a game loss babes you aren’t allowed to hypnotize your opponent at tournament level rules enforcement” and not only do I get to keep my independence I also get to win like a third of my games that way, I keep winning RCQs because these Affini try to step on MY TURF. If you want some of this you are gonna have to beat me the old fashion way
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Today’s emotion is:
Good little pet, pinned down by your dom. By the one who can coax those adorable little noises out of you.
Good little pet, melting so wonderfully. Unable to about anything other than how good it feels to be under someone. How much you enjoy being a subby bottom.
Good little pet.
Good little floret.
Enjoy being loved cuties~
Because this is where you’ll stay for the rest of your life in the compact. Underneath your pinnate. Under your Affini’s vines.
Oh cutie~ you are so cooked.
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Floret cheeks are for squimshing
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Social media in the Terran Accord be like
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Overnet search history:
Latest Accord news
What are Affini?
What does floret mean?
What is “florting?”
What is an Affini wellness check?
How to avoid a wellness check
How to delete browser history
….what is “florn?”
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hey there cutie
click click click click click click click click click click clickclick
good floret~
you can go back to what you were doing hehe~
#affini#dirtposting#hdg#floretposting#human domestication guide#goooooodness!!!#need this to happen to me#plz
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Wonder if independents can get implants ? like I wanna get a puppy tail but I never see any other independents that look cool :/
-Cheryl Du Mond
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So like, Affini are pretty cool right? We all know that. But I think my absolute favorite part of them is the eyes.
Those big, swirling pools of light that ripple and pulse and swirl and seem to pull you in and refuse to let go no matter how deep you sink….
…what was I talking about?
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So um, completely unrelated to a conversation I was just having with someone who shall not be mentioned…
Exhibitionism, but in text format? Being made to air out your every dirty thought and desire on a public website where people can see it and resonate with it, nod along and affirm that you’re a horny little mess? Sounds… pretty fun…
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Thought about getting collared for a little too long and I yearned so hard I got misty eyed
…that’s like, a totally normal thing for Independents to do right? Right??
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Portal but instead of being toxic yuri with glados making experiments on you, it's an affini teaching you to do tricks and giving you praises
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Affini that notices your bashful tendencies, and takes advantage of them with a constant regime of Class D that never leaves your system. Anytime anyone asks you anything arousing, despite your blushing and the crossing of your legs trying to hide the dampness between your thighs, you're forced to answer as words begin spilling out of your mouth revealing the truth of your depravities to everyone around you. Your friends take advantage of this at hang outs and parties. Holding your arms to your sides so that you can't cover your mouth, holding you firmly in their lap as they ask you all the most embarrassing questions. Meanwhile your owner watches from the corner, smiling at the fruits of her work. No longer can you hide from anyone how much of a depraved whore you really are~
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Affini video compilation of terrans who talk and move in their sleep.
Affini who have conversations with their florets while they're asleep about how cute they are ♡
Affini who puts a tiny camera in their florets collar so we can all see from their perspective what happens when the floret sleepwalks. Floret thinks they're going to the store but really the Affini is using their vines as a sort of treadmil and they never leave their room.
Affini timelapse videos of terrans moving wildly in their sleep, some move their legs constantly and others roll around everywhere. video highlight is a terran trying to take his shirt off while asleep, getting stuck, whining about it, having his shirt taken off for him, then settling back down. he was alseep that whole time and remembered none of this happening.
Affini posting threads and threads and threads of pictures of disoriented terrans who just woke up. all gushing about their cute little faces and the noises they make when they stretch out.
Affini sharing surveilance videos of florets chilling in cuddle piles together when one of them yawns and slowly everyone else yawns at least once.
Florn where an Affini whispers in their sleeping florets ear the whole time. The floret is asleep, this is an ASMR video where you get to watch the floret get needy and cum in their sleep from dreaming about what their Affini is saying they'll do to them.
Affini who takes their sleeping florets out for walks in baby carriers and strollers, with a pretty blanket giving them shade over their face and everything. At first the carrier was deeply humiliating but tbh the thing is cozy as fuck and the gentle rocking is pretty soothing and their vines are holding you so securely in the carrier so who cares its fuckin nap nap time
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So, I have just been informed that my friend is now watching this side blog so she can tease me about my many, many floret thoughts…
Is it wrong I kinda find that a little hot?
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Me, an ignorant fool: Hehe I’m gonna show my friend HDG stuff and she’ll wanna be a floret, this will in no way, shape, or form backfire >:3
My friend: *Makes an Affini character to torment me with and starts calling me petal.*
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