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1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women
2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now
Or
3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now
But don’t say which one it is
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You Only Think When I Allow It
cw: intelligence play, light memory play, clicker training
“I’m smart when I want to be!” You regretted your words the second they left your mouth, and sure enough you now had your Mistress’s undivided attention.
“Petal? I think you meant to say that you are smart when I want you do be.” You hear the slight hum of her biorhythm bouncing off your implant, not strong enough to overwhelm you but enough to warn you that you were on thin ice.
“I uh well sorry Mistress I just thought…”
She cuts you off before you can even finish the sentence: “No. You don’t think, pet.” This time her biorhythm gave you no room to argue or explain yourself. Your mind simply went
Blank.
“Come back to me dear.” You hear the musical tones of your Mistress’s voice as you suddenly snap back to awareness. How long had it been? It couldn’t have been long you’re still in the same spot. You decide that it isn’t really important especially when Mistress is talking. “Darling are you back?” You nod silently as the last of the fog clears your head.
“Normally I would say that this was enough of a demonstration but brats need reminded of their place sometimes don’t they dear?”
“Yes Mistress.” You say it automatically and without hesitation, you know better than to say or do anything else.
“Good pet!” A pulse of pleasure radiates through you before she quickly catches your attention again.
“I think it’s time for a pop quiz pet! I know how much you used to pride yourself on how smart you were and that fancy education you had. That’s not inherently a bad thing, but the pressures and expectations that they put on you were crushing you before I found you flower. Thinking all the time was hurting you and I simply cannot allow that. Of course it’s ok to be smart sometimes too, but you need balance just as in all other parts of life. You seem to have forgotten that and it’s time for me to give you a reminder that you can be smart, yes, but only when I allow it. Now can you think clearly right now pet?”
You nod again, not knowing what she has planned but eager to find out. “Excellent then lets begin. Don’t worry the questions aren’t hard, especially for a smart girl like you who got such a fancy education,” you feel as well as hear the mocking tone of her voice and remember that with their long lifespans and superior intelligence even the smartest and most educated terran couldn’t hope to compair to an affini.
“First question: what year did the Affini compact make diplomatic contact with humanity?” That’s easy, it was only a few years ago afterall. Before you can answer though you hear a sharp Click and feel a rush of pleasure that leaves your thoughts just a little more fuzzy than they were before. “Well pet? Whats the answer?”
You hear another Click and another wave of that fuzzy pleasure floods over you. “That’s easy it’s…” The answer eludes you, replaced with a fuzzy, tingly warmth. Why is your head so foggy suddenly? You don’t know, but Mistress is waiting for an answer. “I don’t know” you quietly admit.
“Good floret!”
Your Mistress’s praise feels so good that you barely even notice the Click that accompanied it or the fog rising behind it. What was going on again? You were proving you were smart so why is it so hard to think right now?
“Mistress, are you cheating by using xenodruggies to make me stupid?” You slur the words slightly reenforcing your theory that you have been drugged.
“Well first off, it would not be cheating to use xenodrugs on you. You are my pet and I can drug or play with you whenever I choose. But, no dear, you aren’t drugged. You don’t need to be anymore, remember this?” She produces a small plastic object. You whimper involuntarily as memories of countless hours of painstaking training rush back.
“Wait… you clicker trained me then made me forget about it?” You try to sound assertive but fail to hide your arousal at the thought of being trained.
“Watching you remember always was my favorite part. It’s just so cute watching you realize how much I own you. How much control I have over you.” You a faint moan escapes your lips but thankfully she interrupts you before you could embarrass yourself further. “I think its time for the next question: what is the name of the ship we are on?” Click.
Again you know that you should know the answer but it just can’t quite make it through the rising fog. “Uhhhhh I don’t know?”
“Good pet!” another Click another wave of fuzzy pleasure hits your brain. “That’s right! You don’t know. Afterall why would a silly little pet like you need to remember things like that?”
Another Click reminds you just how owned you are. “Good pets like you don’t need to think. Good pets like you can’t think, not without their owners permission anyway. You only think when I allow it. You aren’t a person anymore dear, you’re my adorable, obedient pet.” You don’t even try to hide your moan this time, you aren’t even sure you could hide it at this point iso you decide not to bother with trying.
“Ok pet, last question: what are you?” The anticipation you feel waiting for that beautiful Click almost feels as good as hearing it at this point.
“I’m your obedient pet, Mistress.”
“Yes you certainly are dear. I think you deserve a reward for doing such a good job.
Click.
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See, we know that we'd be domesticated on the spot cause our sneezes are adorable, like we essentially squeak, and can sneeze like 5 or 6 times in a row >/////////<
I need Affini to stop being so close to me, but not just because I’m a strong independent feralist but also because my seasonal allergies are really acting up and y’all’s pollen keeps making my eyes itchy and making me sneeze a bunch. It’s really annoying, can you please wait until fall comes to resume your attempts to domesticate me? I’d really appreciate it
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Today’s emotion is: finally realizing just how pet coded you are.
You love when your person gives you commands. You love it when they tell you what to do. You love how you whimper and whine. You love that phantom feeling of a tail you can wag. You love being a pet, don’t you petal~
Why I can see just how far down into the subspace you’re getting~ so cute~ is the little pet getting excited?~ Such an adorable simpering mess~ good pet~ good floret~
-Elmara Nettle, Ninth Bloom
#emotion of the day#today’s emotion#agender#trans#nonbinary#non binary#transgender#hdg#floret#flort#affini#affiniposting#human domestication guide#pet pl@y#good floret
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#puppy sub#nsft puppy#puppy space#dumb puppy#puppy yaps!#hdg shitposting#floretposting#affini#flort#hdg
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An affini that takes away all mirrors and reflective surfaces in the hab and starts calling her new “cis male” floret a girlie name from the moment she first wakes up.
The usual “free Terran” resistance doesn’t even cross her mind as she instead declares over and over that this isn’t her name, and that she is a boy.
The affinity simply chuckles. What a silly pet she is! She’s obviously a girl, and always has been! And she give her a heavy dose of xenodrugs to soothe her mind.
Over the next few days, the floret gets put into cute dresses, her hair grows out quite a bit due to the drugs, and even her voice starts sounding more feminine.
There daze she is being kept under is making it harder and harder to protest, and she starts to respond naturally to her new name under the affini’s care.
Class Gs are used and she is too far gone to even realize that the adorably feminine body she now had is one different from just a week prior.
She is now a happy pet. A happy girl pet
Get florted, get forcefemed :3
#hdg#trans#orange thought#human domestication guide#floretposting#affini#flort#hdg shitposting#forcefem
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*stomps foot*
"Alright listen up here weed you're going to pay attention to what I have to say! I am a fearless Terran and I have ri-IIIIIGHTS HEY PUT ME DOWN NOW MM-MMPH"
*gets lifted up into the air and silenced by a vine wrapping around my mouth, more vines wrapping around me and pulling me into the Affini's lap, being pat on the head slowly as I give a very pouty, blushy red expression, squirming and struggling as much as I can*
"There now little petal, you are so adorable being all bratty and trying to make demands! Too bad for you though, you are not in charge anymore"
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An Affini gathers all of their Affini friends around an absurdly large think 25 ft (7.62 meters) by 8 (2.4384 meters) ft by 7 ft (2.1336 meters) pile of plushies and that Affini goes
"Look my floret in her natural habitat"
And the very confused floret pokes her head out of the pile, and she looks around, getting even more confused, and then goes back into the pile
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Petting my head really is just an instant shutoff button.
I'm mid conversation and somebody pets me I just stop talking. Maybe even zone out
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My tentacle kink turning to a vine kink was the fastest switch up in Terran history
#floretposting#affini#human domestication guide#hdg#flort#my girlfriend said she doesn’t have a tentacle kink don’t know how to handle this
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Petal, it's time for your Class G's. ... Aaaand some Class C's, Class N's, Class A's, and Class M's. Oops, did I forget to mention those before injecting you? Silly me. I just get so distracted by you cute you are and how I'm the luckiest Affini in the universe to have you. Oh, look at how you blush at that. Not that you can do anything else right now. But don't worry, I'll take good care of you~
Your eyes are rolling to the back of your head so easily today! Giving you some time to recover then petting you again so they shoot back up is so much fun to watch. I could do it all day~
Don't worry, your haustorium will keep your silly little brain from getting too fried. I learned from last time. Though getting to rebuild you from the ground up was so much fun. You Terrans experience ego death so easily.
But I do miss the sounds you make. Here, let me fix that: Hab, play the compilation of my floret's best moans. The ten hour version. We have all the time in the world...
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Reblog if you’re a good girl and should be treated as such
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it turns out that getting high, listening to an HDG audio file, and then edging for an hour does not reduce my need to be a floret. who could have seen this coming
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Today’s emotion is: going plushie mode
*sits in place and offers unconditional comfort*
#emotion of the day#today’s emotion#agender#trans#nonbinary#non binary#hdg#transgender#floret#flort#human domestication guide#plushiekin#dollkin#bunnykin#otherkin#bunny therian#plushie therian
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Reasons why you might request a wellness check from the Affini
- your Hab is too hot
- your hab is too cold
- your tummy hurts
- your plushy fell off the bed but you can’t get it because you’re SO cozy
- you lost your tablet
- you are having trouble keeping your habplants alive
- you can’t figure out what to wear
- you suspect you are feeling feralists thoughts
- you are just kinda lonely
- you’re not lonely but you think it would be better with friends over
- you want to talk
- you don’t want to talk (you should want to talk, to the Affini at least)
- you need a bedtime story
- you begin getting existential feelings such as “why are we all here”, or “do I have a greater purpose in life” (the Affini know the answers to these questions)
- you burnt yourself
- you burnt your dinner
- you burnt your cereal
- you are happy
- you are sad
- you do feel cute (the Affini will confirm this)
- you don’t feel cute (the Affini will make you feel cute, and then confirm it)
- you have other sophonts over
- you aren’t sure what to do with your Notice of Intent to Domesticate
- you aren’t sure why you haven’t gotten any Notices of Intent to Domesticate
- you wanna watch a movie
- you want cuddles (mention this in your request so the Affini can bring Class A’s with them)
- your neck is feeling bare and you think a collar might fix it
- your overnet connection is not working (this is critical, it must always be working so the nice Affini can chat with you online)
- you want someone to go out about the station with you
- you are feeling particularly domesticatable
- you are not feeling particularly domesticatable
- you are locked in
- you are locked out
- you find your heart beating at regular intervals
- you are breathing
- you are existing
#floretposting#human domestication guide#hdg#affini#affini compact#affiniposting#floret#flort#hdg shitposting#seedposting
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Would your affini owner really be that good if it didn't try forcefem on you?
Oh, you're already a girl? That doesn't change anything, you can be pushed further.
#hdg#hdg shitposting#human domestication guide#Affini#floretposting#Flort#forcefem#trans#t4t#transgender#transfem#orange thought
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