dayvee
dayvee
you've never heard of the monkees?
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losing you i've become a man without a dream
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dayvee · 6 years ago
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h: as you know, they are trying very hard to revitalize the republican party. what would you suggest?
mn: uh-huh, well, i'd say a lot of pretty girls, lot of, uh, dancing, you know, music, stuff like that, a few hors d'oeuvres.
h: will that help the party?
mn: it usually does.
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dayvee · 6 years ago
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vvg: hey! where are you two going?
dj: i'm going home to get kidnapped!
vvg: well, i want to come too!
dj: okay.
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dayvee · 6 years ago
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pt: just think, they put an ad in the paper to reach me! haha!
mn: that's right!
pt: ...why didn't they phone?
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dayvee · 6 years ago
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mn: you wanna read my palm?
md: nah, i'll wait 'till they make it into a movie.
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dayvee · 6 years ago
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md: they have as much a chance of finding us as i do of becoming “miss america”!
[rapid knocks on the door]
mn: ...♫ there she is, miss america ♫
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