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I find it incredibly hilarious that there's so much ship discourse in the gravity falls fandom regarding more controversial ships with people arguing shit like "alex hirsch would hate you" meanwhile-

He does not give 2 shits about any shipping discourse, like these are literally his responses to getting asked questions like this, please stop dragging him into this

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Peter has the BIGGEST crush on Captain America and it makes Tony livid.

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harley: where's peter?

tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

harley: well do you?

tony:

tony: yeah, hang on

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like this

sugar baby Peter making eat the rich jokes on his social media while sugar daddy Tony likes every single post

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I had such a good time putting together fake twt accounts for marvel characters that I forgot what the original meme I wanted to make even was 💀

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Peter is so fucking FRUSTRATING

Every fic he's like "Tony didn't stay after we had sex :( he left a note which means it's not break up, but we're not technically dating cause he never said we are"

CAN'T THIS GUY READ A FUCKING ROOM???

Peter and Tony will literally exchange rings and wear them everywhere, but somehow still convince themselves that the other isn't serious about the other

fucking shoot me

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A serious talk

Yeah... This is serious talk

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Starker boy mom vibes. Like, Tony raised Peter so well he definitely thinks he deserves to marry the perfect boy he made.

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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😏

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"Wow, you're really into that?"

No. I'm lying for attention. Of fucking course I'm into that, I'm not on tumblr for the fucking good of my health.

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doodle

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Since he was a kid, Danny loved space. Going to the moon was a dream of his, but given all the turn of events that led him to the life he has now, it could be nothing more than that. He would often gaze at the moon longingly, imagining himself living in a dream that he believes to be out of his reach.

One night, he finds himself gazing at Manny in the same way.

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"harassment is bad, but its okay if they-"

nope🚨 wrong 🚨 incorrect buzzer sfx🚨 harassment is Never a good thing