definitely-not-pie
definitely-not-pie
This Is Death By Fanfic I’m Definitely Not Pie
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Mother. Voice actor. Fic writer. Podcaster. Meme maker. Shitposter.
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definitely-not-pie · 2 years ago
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Y’all, I need your help. This is my fundraiser. For one of my best friends who needs to get the Hell out of Dodge before things get even more out of hand in Florida. Anything helps. Donate $1, share this post, anything, it all helps.
TFLB has been on a hiatus but I plan to resume in full when Dreadwolf comes out. Sorry to use this platform, but we’re desperate for your help.
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definitely-not-pie · 3 years ago
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Tumblr Top 5: Hottest Horror Movie Characters
Enter the sick and twisted minds of @wearewatcher's Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara as they countdown their top five hottest, steamiest, most sopping wet horror movie characters, with a little help from unofficial official Tumblr mascot, Coppy.
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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My sweet baby!! 😭😭😭
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Stumbled across this still from Amongst Friends (S3E12) on Pinterest and I'm gutted that they didn't keep this shot in the final cut as we never did get to see Peter's expression during that scene 🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔
@flashsil @hvkunst @fatherbloopy @polarbearjoke @alaskanna @definitely-not-pie
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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Rodney King, I think. Or the Berlin Wall.
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even though she died two years before i was born, there were always tabloids in the grocery store about JonBenét Ramsey’s death and “new breaks in the case”. i would always stare at them and wonder who the pretty blonde girl was that died. surprisingly i didn’t know anything about 9/11 until grade school.
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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I love this scene. It’s only about a second long but it makes me swoon and crash even harder when The Reckoning comes around. 
When Assumpta leaves for her date with Enda; not only does she say goodnight to Peter specifically but Liam, Donal, and Brian look at Peter when the door closes. There’s even a waning guitar rift (is that what that’s called? I’m no musician lol)
I guess Peter was right when he said “I thought the dogs on the street knew”
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I also suspect that Fr. Mac and Brian were probably pretty observant after Missing You Already. Assumpta has that accident in the church (which was supposed to be locked hours prior). When Peter arrives to the festival he says “Fr. Mac says sorry about your eye, he’s praying for you.”
Surely Fr. Mac’s brows would have been raised at finding out Assumpta had been in the church. How on earth did Peter present that story to him?
Also, Fr. Mac clearly wants Peter gone yet Assumpta says she’s going to send the petition to the Bishop. Surely Fr. Mac would ask the Bishop who sent the letter and discovered it was Assumpta (unless she sent it anonymously).
Brian on the other hand witnessed how invested Peter was in Assumpta’s situation. While Peter would have done the same for anyone, I suspect watching Peter physically escort her into the kitchen was the final pin.
I can see the men with a glass of gin each. Brian saying “Your one in the pub and the priest” and Fr. Mac making a grim expression and giving a subtle nod.
@theofficialdramallama @definitely-not-pie @flashsil @alaskanna @hvkunst
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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You come into my house & drag me like this?
Me to me:
WOULD YOU JUST FINISH YOUR FREAKING CHAPTER SO ALL THE THREE PEOPLE WHO CARE CAN FINALLY READ IT?!?
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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Oh shitsjdkcjjsksnxhdjsjs
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Ballykissangel Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Clifford/Assumpta Fitzgerald Characters: Peter Clifford, Assumpta Fitzgerald, Brendan Kearney Additional Tags: Romance, Drama, Drama & Romance, Angst, Angst and Romance Summary: After the kiss that they share in the kitchen, Peter and Assumpta embark on a secret relationship…
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Based on a prompt picked out by @flashsil, I have finally gotten around to creating his one-shot for you all~! I started this a couple of months ago (way too long for you all to wait), and have been trying to find inspiration to write for way too long while working a full-time job. Hopefully you all enjoy it, and it’s nice to be creating again~!
Tag list (I’ll add people if I forget anyone): @hvkunst @alaskanna @fatherbloopy @beautywithin16 @wednesdaygilfillian @stoplookingup @definitely-not-pie @polarbearjoke @queensabriel
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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Happy Pride y’all ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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we performed at a jewish day camp the other day and there was this GREAT mural by a kid artist, check out these righteous puppies
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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I tend to celebrate Rex Manning Day whenever an important figure is coming into work, but today is a day to celebrate Empire Records.
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HAPPY REX MANNING DAY! (April 8)
Empire Records (1995)
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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I bet in the 20s all the weird German emo girls were thirsting after the Somnambulist
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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definitely-not-pie · 4 years ago
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so exodus says that aaron stretched out his hand over the waters and the frog came up and covered the land of egypt and while english translators usually render “frog” as “frogs,” today at shul the rabbi challenged us to consider whether it could in fact have been one giant frog so we spent literally forty-five minutes arguing about whether there were swarms of frogs from the beginning or rather a single monstrous godzilla frog that split into multiple frogs once people started trying to destroy it and the congregation got so worked up that even after we’d sung aleinu and were heading out of the sanctuary people were still excitedly debating the moral implications of one frog versus many so what i’m trying to say is @judaism never change
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