deideioftroy

[deideioftroy]

HOW DARE YOU 💔😭😠

The gods look down, and who do they smite? ME, Deiphobos ✨, the paragon of Trojan charm 💋, the most desired and best dressed man in all of Anatolia 💅 And you—you—strike me down in some petty game of mortal whim? 😖 A fuck for some wife-stealing fool, a marriage to my HAPPILY MARRIED brother, and death 😱 for ME? Pathetic 🙄. I hope your palace crumbles, your wine sours, and that my ghost 👻 appears every night to remind you of the magnificent man you threw away! 😔🥀💔

fuck marry kill

deiphobus hector paris

Marry Hector, Fuck Paris and Kill Deiphobus

[deideioftroy]

Me, you, EVERYONE of course??? 🫵👀

THE TRUTH IS MEANT TO BELIEVE - ONLY FOOLS ARE MEANT TO CALL IT A LIE 🫀

QUOTE ME ON THAT 🥀💔

By the way this is what you do to me with your words Cassandra of Troy 💔

have you had a vision of me being the best looking royal sibling 🤭😘😅✨🥰😼😇💋

No ❤️

[deideioftroy]

WHY CAS, JUST WHY 🥲😃💔

have you had a vision of me being the best looking royal sibling 🤭😘😅✨🥰😼😇💋

No ❤️

[deideioftroy]

It seems like @parisoftrojanblood might have found other talents 🙌 than dodging fighting for Troy 👀 or stealing wives 🫢 (no offense, Paris!)

I must say quite like this depiction you have gifted me some time ago, it does being out my essence very well 😌😛🫦

Thank you brother, I appreciate it for once 🤗

[deideioftroy]

Outfit check?

I know…I know I have the best outfits 💜💋

What should I style next? 🤩

[deideioftroy]

WHAT IN THE FLYING SANDALS OF OUR MOTHER IS THAT 🤯 for Lord Apollon's sake Paris you really never stop talking nonsense do you 😃😂🧐

@hekioftroy is this idiot rat ass looking good-for-nothing insulting me? CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT THIS "Ai bot" is?

have u considered making out with menelaus sloppy style instead of having a war

EXCUSE YOU???

What do you think I am??? A pervert???

If I ever saw that man on the battlefield, I would POINT MY ARROW TO HIS THROAT!!! He is the one who thinks that he can best me, that achean scum, thinks he can take MY wife???

He’s got another thing coming.

[deideioftroy]

Nah brother 💋, it is rather something we all only can laugh at since it is not worth crying at this level of pathetic 😂😳🫣🤭

I am the best of all the men. Just so you know. 😘

[deideioftroy]

Oh, please 💅👑✨. You strut around like a peacock with a bow, thinking one lucky shot makes you a warrior ⚔️. While Hektor is out there bleeding for Troy, 💔 you are busy perfecting your hair for Helen’s half-hearted glances 👀🙄. You call yourself his brother? 🤡👎 Every time he shields this city from the wrath you summoned, you are nowhere to be found 🥱👻—unless whining 😫 counts as warfare now .At least when Hektor walks into battle 🚶‍♂️🔥, the gods pause 😮⚡. When you walk in, they laugh 😂🤣.

So sit down 🪑, Paris , and thank the Fates that Hektor still calls you kin —because the rest of us are just embarrassed 💀🙃

have u considered making out with menelaus sloppy style instead of having a war

EXCUSE YOU???

What do you think I am??? A pervert???

If I ever saw that man on the battlefield, I would POINT MY ARROW TO HIS THROAT!!! He is the one who thinks that he can best me, that achean scum, thinks he can take MY wife???

He’s got another thing coming.

[deideioftroy]

I do not lie! 😤 IT IS A COMPLIMENT!! 🙄🤚 It is just not my fault you are so old-fashioned with words 😮‍💨😂😘

Let me translate then:

"You look absolutely amazing and your body is formed like a perfect statue of a god"

(I would never say that but whatever makes you feel good big brother 😇🤪💜)

i need u with that slutty little waist u have on that portrait!!!

Oh, thank you?😅 That is something good right? Deiphobos told me that it is.

I am happily married though and now wondering who writes such things. A stranger or someone I know who is hiding behind this flattery?

[deideioftroy]

Really? Are you sure of it, big brother? Am I too much? They say I am a bitch...

Thank you, Hektor 💜 I will bring some face masks and oils to put in our hair.. I need to get my head right, I do not want to be a burden just because I am myself..

I feel unwelcome and misunderstood in this palace I call our home... I fear I am not my diva self right now, sadness has washed over my breathtaking fabulousness...

Oh by the gods Deiphobos, I promise you that nothing can take away from your "fabulousness" as you call it. Who are these people that make you feel unwelcome and misunderstood?

You know that I am always here for you and perhaps drinking tea in my tower will make you feel better. What do you say? 😊

[deideioftroy]

NOOO DRAW ME 🫵😝

I am just a poor damsel in distress in need of portraits... UGH cannot anyone understand me! 😭😣😢

[deideioftroy]

Well then make it better anyway 🙄🙄🙄 It could be considered treason to not depict a member of the royal family.. and to publish it again without correction even more 🤗😳💋

What is it? Oh of course I would pass it I have passed and won soo many contests 😍😋

Be quiet peasant 😤😠 you uneducated plain piece of wheat I will not accept this answer and graciously ignore it since you most definitely do not know what barbarities you are saying 😮‍💨

[deideioftroy]

Why by all the gods am I the only one without a portrait 😭🤧😞 I am deeply insulted and upset, does no one appreciate my beauty? 😣

What do you mean by "am I gay quiz?" Is it like an oracle telling me of lovers? I am certainly very happy with my beloved 🤭 SHE is even more beautiful than I could ever be 😍🫠🤤💜

(Also, if @hekioftroy is a 10/10 I am certainly a 20/10 😫😳🤭🤫)

[deideioftroy]

Thank you big brother 💜💜💜

DARLINGS 💜

Wonderful news! I am finally courting someone!! 🥰💘💋😍😋

(Please congratulate me I have been single for too long 😭☹️😔)

[deideioftroy]

DARLINGS 💜

Wonderful news! I am finally courting someone!! 🥰💘💋😍😋

(Please congratulate me I have been single for too long 😭☹️😔)

[deideioftroy]

You do remember the books we read as boys, do you not, dearest brother? 😇🤩😉

who is hornier: you or hector

A VERY sophisticated question we have here, I see I see ... 🤓😏 I think we both love intimacy equally, we just act differently on it 🤪😮‍💨😉

It is HILARIOUS how people think @hekioftroy is an innocent man 😇 with only decent intentions 😂😅 I know my big brother better than that, from who do you think us younger ones have learned it from??😌💋😎😚💘🤓😘

[deideioftroy]

Honestly I might have to say you are right for once, Hektor 😒😳😣 I am WAYYYYYY to iconic to die like that 🙄🤚💋🤩🥵

Or just at all. 🤭🫣😮‍💨💜

with a sneak attack helenus almost killed achilles, and Paris killed achilles later, kinda seems like sneak attacks are more effective

Who are you to talk to me about war strategies and fighting skills?😮

Surely you are not my counselor Polydamas or one of my brothers but wait...Paris did what?! No I am sure he did not do such things...he does not even fight.