devkanya

[devkanya]

𝐀𝐌𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐀 𝐍𝐄𝐇𝐑𝐀 — FANDOMLESS OC — WRITTEN BY 𝐌𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐄

What would you trade the pain for? — I'm not sure

[devkanya]

gonna be moving ari over here in the next few days, sorry for the inconvenience.

[devkanya]

Ari has appeared! What to do?

- Woohoo - Scare - Ravish - Worship

[devkanya]

bullet  train  (  2022  )  sentence  starters ↪  taken  from  the  2022  action  movie.  trigger  warnings  for  kidnapping,  violence,  language,  &  more.  alter  as  you  see  fit  ♡

“you never know what horrible fate your bad luck has saved you from.”

“you put peace out in the world, you get peace back.”

“my bad luck is biblical. i’m not even trying to kill people and someone dies.”

“you said you wanted simple for your first job back. doesn’t get simpler.”

“i know i’m being judgmental. i need to… work on that. but, jesus, what a douche bag.”

“you don’t have to nick the biscuits, man.”

“why’d i do that?

it’s like i got a compulsion or something. i have to take it if i see it. need to talk to someone. serious.”

“you’re bleeding, mate.”

“oh, mate, shit. oh, shit, man. oh, fuck. who the fuck did i kill?”

“fuck is wrong with you?”

“you ever watch thomas the tank engine?”

“i always bring my stickers with me, you know that.”

“[name], you’re startin’ to get on my tits.”

“i want to strangle you now.”

“looks like it’s time for a jaffa cake.”

“three words describe our situation right now. do you know what they are?”

“family’s more important than money, right?”

“if you mention thomas the tank engine one more time, i’m gonna shoot you in the fucking face.”

“i will ruin your life the way you ruined mine.”

“dude, i don’t even know you!”

“let this be a lesson in the toxicity of anger.”

“i’m really good with faces.”

“i’m really gonna have to process my part in the incident on monday.”

“we have to have a hard discussion about the caliber of people we are surrounding ourselves with.”

“i didn’t realize i was gettin’ a babysitter to come cut my bollocks.”

“shove that fuckin’ hat up your fuckin’ arsehole, you hear me?”

“i shoot a lot of people.”

“didn’t i mention? i’ve always been lucky.”

“every day is a fucking headache with you, innit?”

“man, i just want to get off this train, go see a zen garden and some shit, you know?”

“you’re the diesel-est diesel that ever fuckin’ diesel-ed, not even close, that i’ve ever seen in my life, man.”

“no, no, no. i ain’t got the time or the patience, let alone the interest.”

“would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?”

“this guy’s like criss-fuckin’-angel. he pops up everywhere.”

“is this like a… like a sex thing?”

“did you go to the authorities?”

“i wanted to handle it myself.”

“are you hiding in a bathroom?”

“boundaries. we need boundaries.”

“i knew my luck would rub off on you.”

“i’m hedging my bets, you could say.”

“oh, my god, did you just say “whack”?”

“you’re really proud of yourself, aren’t you?”

“do you have, um, anything sparkling?”

“bro, i just remembered i gave all my money to that guy to wear my h-hat and glasses.”

“you fucking bastard! fucker!”

“for what it’s worth, you seem like a right fucking arsehole and i’m glad you’re gonna fucking die with me.”

“you two do look like twins, huh?”

“well, i don’t think they were in the market for fucking dildos and pantyhose, were they?”

“you don’t know anything about life.”

“you know, before us now is just a wall, but it’s an illusion, man.”

“i’m finding it very hard to follow this story.”

“i’m really good at reading people, and something tells me you are just not fucking right.”

“i mean, you’re not even afraid and your lip’s quivering. that’s a tear. that is really authentic, mate, like…”

“i gotta kill ya.”

“i’m glad you enjoyed the performance.”

“fuck, that thing is hot.”

“i’m mansplaining, i’m mansplaining again. i’m sorry.”

“you want me to hold your hand?”

“karma is a bitch.”

“it’s my bad luck. it’s bad luck on acid.”

“i could journal. i should journal.”

“i’m sorry, darling.”

“i don’t know who the fuck you are.”

“he just said that i could be a good backup plan and that a pretty girl makes a good hostage.”

“keep your fucking knickers on, all right?”

“what the fuck are you doing, you bell-end?!”

“make sure you do something that brings you peace, ’cause everything else is a pain in the ass.”

“you’re not going to let me get hurt.”

“you’re creepin’ me out, so, if you don’t mind, could you just find another seat, like, way, way, way down there?”

“i’ll fucking kill him myself.”

“you’re not gonna believe this coincidence, but i already got a dose of antivenom in me today, so i’m good.”

“yeah, you, you, you fucking shot me!”

“i’m fast to kick your ass, though, i swear to god.”

“i should’ve put a bullet through your arse!”

“i built myself up from the nothing you gave me.”

“man, i got a bad feeling about this.”

“i’m so sorry for your loss.”

“it was an assassination attempt on me.”

“i will come. i will always come for you.”

“yeah, it helps to process this. i have a good therapist.”

“our paths were destined to return to each other.”

“dude, all you do is talk about trains.”

“i wanted bubble milk tea.”

“i only do snatch and grab jobs.”

“for what it’s worth, [name] is a dick.”

“the narcissism on this chick.”

“what is with this fucked-up family?”

“please don’t make me regret it.”

“did you come to rescue me?”

“did you need rescuing?”

“you came to rescue me.”

“what’s happening to your face?”

“are you crying?”

“it’s a lot to process.”

“do you think maybe there was a little head trauma?”

[devkanya]

"So long as ya don't go tryin' t' cause any trouble or drag along a ruckus, I don't see why y' can't go."

A bit sheepishly, she rubs the back of her head, looking up and to one side.

"Uh... kinda? Last time I had a shot, my spiced rum an' vanilla-poached peach cobbler kinda started an argument over who'd get t' judge it. Next thing y' know, all th' judges from th' dessert contest and some from th' growin' competition were brawlin'. Turned into a whole to-do. So. Now I ain't allowed."

" Oho? That so, eh? Maybe I should go and check it out whenever it starts. Good times and all. " A statement that could be either seen as him being genuinely interested, or something vague and ominous as he tends to be. Poor boy can't help it sometimes.

" Eh? The hell did they ban you for? Actually, let me guess; they think you're way too good and wanted to give everyone else a fair shot. "

[devkanya]

&. 𝐡𝐨𝐳𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  lyric  dialogue  prompts  taken  from  various  hozier  songs.  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ i’ve walked the earth and there are so few here that know how dark the night and just how cold the wind can blow. ❜

❛ i’ve no more kept my warmth than blood upon the snow. ❜

❛ it’s not my arms that will fail me, but this world takes more strength than it gave me. ❜

❛ the only heaven i’ll be sent to is when i’m alone with you. ❜

❛ i’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. ❜

❛ i’ll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife. ❜

❛ good god, let me give you my life. ❜

❛ so tired trying to see from behind the red in my eyes. ❜

❛ every version of me dead and buried in the yard outside. ❜

❛ you knew who i was with every step that i ran to you. ❜

❛ would things be easier if there was a right way? ❜

❛ honey, there is no right way. ❜

❛ i fall in love just a little, a little bit every day with someone new. ❜

❛ when you kill the lights and kiss my eyes, i feel like a person for a moment of my life. ❜

❛ you don’t know what hell you put me through. ❜

❛ there’s something tragic about you. ❜

❛ i have never known peace like the damp grass that yields to me. ❜

❛ i have never known hunger like these insects that feast on me. ❜

❛ i’d be home with you. ❜

❛ there’s nothing sweeter than my baby. ❜

❛ no grave can hold my body down, i’ll crawl home to her. ❜

❛ what did you bury before those hands pulled me from the earth? ❜

❛ i will not ask where you came from. i will not ask and neither should you. ❜

❛ just put your sweet lips on my lips. we should just kiss like real people do. ❜

❛ i know who i am when i’m alone. i’m something else when i see you. ❜

❛ you don’t understand, you should never know, how easy you are to need. ❜

❛ don’t let me in with no intention to keep me. ❜

❛ don’t feed me — i will come back. ❜

❛ i’ve known the warmth of your doorways. through the cold, i’ll find my way back to you. ❜

❛ still my heart is heavy with the hate of some other man’s beliefs. ❜

❛ i need you to run to me, run until you feel your lungs bleeding. ❜

❛ when i was a child, i heard voices… some would sing and some would scream. ❜

❛ i learned the voices died with me. ❜

❛ don’t you ever tame your demons, but always keep ‘em on a leash. ❜

❛ you’ve done me wrong for a long time. but after all you’ve done, i never changed my mind. ❜

❛ honey please, try to love me. my love will never die. ❜

❛ nothing fucks with my baby. ❜

❛ if i was born as a black thorn tree, i’d wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies. ❜

❛ ain’t it warming you, the world going up in flames? ❜

❛ i couldn’t utter my love when it counted, but i’m singing like a bird about it now.❜

❛ i’m almost me again, she’s almost you. ❜

❛ i’ve had no love like your love. from nobody. ❜

❛ make your good love known to me, or just tell me about your day. ❜

❛ i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight. ❜

❛ that’s the kinda love i’ve been dreaming of. ❜

❛ i fell in love with the fire long ago. ❜

❛ with each love i cut loose, i was never the same. ❜

❛ i had been lost to you, sunlight, and flew like a moth to you. ❜

❛ know that i would gladly be the icarus to your certainty, oh my sunlight. ❜

❛ i have never loved a darker blue than the darkness i have known in you. ❜

[devkanya]

even ari's guns are sexy tbh

[devkanya]

O Fury-

      For all that she can be kind of distant and a little standoffish, Ari’s a really, really kind and gentle person when it comes down to it. She’d rather help people than fight or argue with them, or try and placate them where and when she can, when their emotions get the better of them. That shouldn’t be considered an avenue for thinking she’s a pushover though. Kindness may be Ari’s default state of being- even if a somewhat unusually blunt form of it- but it’s not something that should be taken advantage of.

      Ari’s anger is a volatile thing. It’s difficult to predict and even harder to calm down. Sometimes, she can deal with people being terrible to her without breaking her smile, choosing instead to give them a verbal lashing rather than a physical one. However, even that is only the way she deals with irritation, inconvenience. Not real and true anger. Petty insults or jabs at her person and character usually come across as insecurity or lack of anything to judge her for on the part of the other person.        When she’s truly angry, Ari doesn’t know ‘calm��, she doesn’t know ‘reasonable’ and she doesn’t know ‘contained’.       Angels are known for their world-shaking fury, for their swift and brutal punishment of the wicked. Amrita is no different to her ‘relative’s in that regard. The instant someone (or something) does anything to truly incite her ire, there is no running or hiding from her retribution. She will see justice dealt, she will see those actions repaid in full, and she will do so while nearly ablaze in her rage. Anyone who deserves her anger doesn’t deserve her mercy, because if they did, they would have known to quit while they were ahead.       She doesn’t see the point in being lenient on people who would, for example, hurt others for their own gain- physically or otherwise. It’s better, in her opinion, to teach people who would walk all over others for their own sake that their actions have consequences. Otherwise they’ll just do it again and again and again, until they think they can do as they please with impunity.      Similarly, she doesn’t take it well when people say that someone should be kind to people who aren’t kind to them, that they should be the ‘better person’. It’s a kind of idiotic false equivalence that people use to make them feel as if they have the moral high ground when the truth is simply that they’re cowards. She doesn’t think that ‘stooping to someone’s level’ is something that should be used to let people do as they please without repercussions.       Someone’s lack of common decency isn’t someone else’s to feel responsible for. (No one is above the law, be it that of man or heaven.)       All this, of course, to say:       Don’t make an enemy out of Ari; she will not let it go and there’ll just be dealing with her being an asshole or trying to beat someone’s face in all the damn time. It’ll just get ugly.

[devkanya]

she and dan heng have also probably had at least one disagreement about how the archive should be organized but it was only like 50% serious on her side after like 30 seconds, she just thinks he's cute riled up.

ari any time she's on the express like: don't no one let himekins near the gotdang kitchen while I'm in there or I swear–

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ari any time she's on the express like: don't no one let himekins near the gotdang kitchen while I'm in there or I swear–

[devkanya]

Headcanon: Uncanny —

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.     Today we’ll be talking a bit about Ari’s appearance and why it is, along with being incredibly appealing, also bordering on unsettling and genuinely upsetting.

        Amrita has always been pretty– gorgeous, really. It is, really, for no reason other than to fit into the human expectation of ‘angels’ being these beautiful, flawless beings, influenced by popularized interpretations rather than Scripture. Beauty, as Heaven well knows, is easier for mortals to fathom than the true nature of most Angels; and though she initially was only half-divine, beauty was a boon granted by her very nature, to ease her interactions with those who were to be her peers growing up.         However, Angels being what they are, have no real concept of what beauty is, and so what she grew into was influenced, for all intents and purposes, by the collective perception– the subconscious mortal standard– for what ‘beauty’ was. However… however it was all taken just a bit too far. Statuesque was just this side of too tall, an hourglass figure a bit too exaggerated, pretty, high-cheekboned face a shade too perfectly symmetrical.         If it weren’t for her tendency to be so uninhibitedly alive and emotive at first, it might have been a lot easier to note just how peculiar she really was.         It’s most obvious post-ascension, when her beauty is entirely too much, bright and blinding because she is only, at this point, playing at humanity– at least in appearance. Though her soul remains intact as does she Herself, her body is no longer really quite the one she was used to. And so she, more often than not, crosses over into the uncanny valley in the moments where she finds herself too still or under observation for too long. In motion it’s less noticeable, because motion and emotion suit her, show who she is rather than what she is.         When she is still however, it’s far easier (should one care to observe) to look at her and see the truth of just how human she, despite her best efforts, is not.         Because humans, for all that they are God’s favorite creation, are far from perfect, and so to see someone, who seems and acts and is so human, stop, to see her hold still and understand the uncanny, unnatural perfection of her, is somewhat chilling if one is unprepared.

[devkanya]

Fun fact: if you pick a fight with HSR Ari your options are 'run' or 'pray'. Maybe even a beg if you're weak enough. If you pick a fight with someone HSR Ari cares about, then your only option is pray.

[devkanya]

Be Not Afraid — (or, a vague aesthetic post for your local holy kaiju wife™)

[devkanya]

"Yeah, but there's also jus'... one big peach festival too. Real official an' all, y'know. Thee peach festival kinda thing." More Very Serious Nodding. "An', 'course, there's contests an' such for makin' stuff with 'em. I'm still banned from competin' from th' local cobbler competition."

" Don't y'all have a shit-ton of festivals t' celebrate that too? Some county fair type'a thing? "

[devkanya]

"It's April now, which means th' most important time'a th' year will soon be upon us here in Georgia..." A very, very stern look as she leans forward and whispers:

"S' finna be peach season, y'all."

[devkanya]

People usually expect Ari, as an angel (or half, depending on the verse/timeline), to dislike vampires because they're undead and she's like. 'Ok but. Have you considered: they didn't decide on that. So it's like me gettin' mad at someone for bein' vegan, an' let's be honest, a vampire's less likely t' call ya a dick for not eatin' how they do.'