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watched grease the musical once, borderline unwatchable, felt like i was being clockwork oranged, had a nightmare after about john travolta crabwalking at me with his scary
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i am the number one grease (the musical not the substance) hater in the world, they will NEVER make me say a nice thing about grease (again not like oil like the musical)
#grease#haterposting#jester's originals#i hate grease#a pox upon grease the musical#hate hate hate#boooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
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penis quarth
penis north
deadnamed the pope: penis Henry the Fourth
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penis bourgeois
penis withdraw
wife guy crusader penis Stephen of Blois
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Penis delirious. Penis mysterious. Penis the joker he say “why so serious.”
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penis serious penis delirious
go into the woods call that penis mysterious
penis various penis hilarious
dawn of the age of the penis aquarius
penis ponticulous penis meticulous
wearing my clown shoes im penis ridiculous
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penis serious penis delirious
go into the woods call that penis mysterious
penis various penis hilarious
dawn of the age of the penis aquarius
penis ponticulous penis meticulous
wearing my clown shoes im penis ridiculous
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fun fact: penis rhyme works surprisingly well as a mnemonic device
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testosterone also changed my palate weirdly, i think bc of like building muscle so wanting more protein (?), like 3 weeks after starting low dose (accidentally) i was getting cravings for Meats when previously i hated eating meats sensory style
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WHY AM I SPELUNKING IN MY OWN VEHICLE
i would like to wish a very super ultra go die forever to two-door cars with backseats 👎
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i would like to wish a very super ultra go die forever to two-door cars with backseats 👎
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experiencing the epic highs and lows of collegiate acapella
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#throwbackthursday (satirday) to the period of about 2 months where my nasty little autism brain would not let go of the urge to vocal stim by saying "gorbachev". not sure where that came from. tried to replace it with goncharov but it didn't hit the same
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my brother told our dad a joke
he stood there in uncomprehending silence
he (father) farted and then said "oh i get it"
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bro cleared device memory to process new data
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If you anoy me your spirit is sick. You have evil secreted within ygou.
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pullout game too strong. babygirl i'm not even putting it in
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