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We're sorry everyegg.

See you next year :) 🥚

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Mystery mod here.

My god.

If words could describe it, they wouldn't. Too awestruck to move their impotent vowels, syllables shaking, unnaranged, disorganized as they fumble to comprehend - to understand - to make sense of anything that mere mortals have constructed for their existence alone.

Because truly, what surpasses us cannot be understood, and that itself isn't clear either. There are rules we cannot see - or reach - or hear - or speak of, the rules that perplex us to our last dying breath, 'rule' even being too simple of a term to describe it.

Because truly, there is nothing, no-thing, to ascribe this with, something so breathtakingly violent and cruelly prodigious, something so

beautiful.

oh, and Kevin's there as well.

I HATE DRAWING. DONT ASK ME ABOUT THAT

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margaret x nurse adams u hearing me?

FUCK.

YES.

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Day 2: Fanficember!

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Second post of Fanficember! OH BOY I HOPE ITS A GOOD ONE

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Well..second one's the most peculiar...considering it's only 63 words long as well...uhm...

*koff koff*

There's gonna be more of this saga...it's actually rlly good.....don't be disturbed by the rating...heh...

if you aren't scared of.................peanits

Read it here!

Merry Eggmas and Happy Yolkidays! :)

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we're like that one old dying dog you just don't have the heart to put down, and each day you swear it's taken it's last breath, it's tail wags and it looks at you with pleading, thankful eyes.

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ghhrg/.....noo nooo i dont want!!! I NEED TO GET THROUGH THIS!!!!!!

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Day 1: Fanficember!

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Here goes our first post of this, EKH fanficember! Shh... yeah its a bit late but who cares there aren't even 31 fics!

Each day we'll doodle a scene, a quote, or just something vaguely related to the fanfiction of the day! Everyone is welcome to join in also, but that's for something else :)

Today's fanfiction is the first Egg Kevin's House fanfiction ever posted online! It's a simple read, yet one that holds up to this day, good shtuff

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Read it here!

Merry Eggmas and Happy Yolkidays! :)

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I I NEED... I NEED TO EGG THAT HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

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ghhrg/.....noo nooo i dont want!!! I NEED TO GET THROUGH THIS!!!!!!

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Decembe

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Hc: I'd like to think Billy lives in Sam's house (or apartment, I see Sam living a apartment tbh..) rent free because Sam is just really nice + Billy says he'll pay and then not actually pay cause he forgot

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Freeloader Billy is so true, this dumbass thinks BloxTube views can get him rich!

But nah, if we wanna get a little lighthearted and dumb we can make a parallel to eddsworld...three friends (oh yeah Steven's there sometimes too) in one house doing god knows what to get by! Ah...so nice, sure hope one of them isn't the definition of a Jackass.

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I IS KEVIN DYING…????? IS HE OKAY..?;,??

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Oh he's fine! Probably...maybe...uhm.

Hey you lot were the ones asking to throw him in a lake! The crime of poor hygiene seemed that bad to yall.

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tbh I didn't think there would be a blog 4 this game but i am so SO glad there is

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You know as they say! There's a blog for everything!

*sweats nervously as I hear the "eggingyourhousetillitsonfire" blog approaching me*

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me and my gf recreated a image of nurse Adam’s and Billy image we did in the sims! Opinions???,

( nurse Adam has gun and billy dyes )

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I'll be honest, I have no clue what the fuck is going on in this image, but it's too good not to share.

Draw nurse Adams again and I'll be at your house (positively! No eggs I swar....)

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throws my headcanons at you aggresively

sam from ireland

steven is american OIL OIL OIL!!!!!

i think kevin and margaret would be aussie

billy is. Viet and American?

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Hope I did your awesome headcanons justice! Tried my best to incorporate some sort of celebratory part of all their cultures! Irish Sam is really cute to me, and also fits oddly well! like...REALLLLY well...hehe, I made him wear a kilt...sweats in non-irish.

Aussie Kevin is also equally endearing, though I had trouble with his garments, Margaret is uhm...off playing with Nurse Adams! (Who I jar, personally headcanon as Japanese Mexican :3)

I drew Billy in an Ao Dai, who-oddly enough-I already headcanoned as part Vietnamese...hmm! It's like you're heh...spying on me, lil jar, you'd never do that though right?

AND STEVEN IS CHUGGING OIL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH11!!!!!!1!1!!!!!🗽🗽🏈🏈🏈🌎🌎🔴🔴🤍🤍🤍🟦🟦🟦

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Some of our wonderful Lunar Mods Egg-canons!

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Since you lot can give em your headcanons, why not us? :)

Credits to lunar of course! 🎑

What do you guys think? We're working on answering and commentating your headcanons. B)

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Sam was in the equivalent of a cuck chair the entire time Kevin and Billy were talking face to face in the basement

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When I created this blog, I had one thing in mind, to share love for this game and have a space to archive and write it all down in history.

Never when I was creating it did I expect it to get the amount of attention it did, to see that others loved this game and cared about it in the same way I did, to hear and see the amazing creations everyone made for this game, to feel a community, small, yet still there.

And by god, there are tears in my eyes, this statement is painfully accurate.

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kevin hits the jackpot

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I don't think he'll be present for some of the next asks you guys...

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