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If you haven't already, follow my on @egorax2
that's where live now :3
turns out I still have access to this otherwise inaccessible account through my computer
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turns out I still have access to this otherwise inaccessible account through my computer
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Hey, what the fuck are worms
Like, they aren’t bugs, they aren’t mammals, what are they
Are they gastropods, protists, the physical incarnation God
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WORMS
#wormblr#worms#worm#:3#196#r/196#r196#science#zoology#shitpost#shitposting#but actually though#what the fuck are worms#please i need answers
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Deserved
Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️🔥
Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊
Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!
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This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
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Minecraft seed
Uh...
Doing my physics homework and...
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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
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Anyways, on a completely different note, I just got the best butt plug of my life and I feel like talking about it and I’m gonna make it everyone else’s listen


So this fucking thing inflates inside of you
the image on the right is nowhere near the max, but it’s about as far as I was able to get it before almost passing out
This thing fucks with your head I mean I was lying motionless on the floor for like 20 minutes and seeing stars and shit
It took me a while to be able to walk again, and I went deaf in my left ear for like half an hour
I have never been so hard in my life
The best part of it is when you inflate it inside of yourself, and then push it out after without deflating it, after a while it leaves your asshole gaping like it just watched the twin towers fall
In conclusion, I don’t think my body will ever be the same again
15/10 I absolutely recommend this toy.
been repeating this in my head all day
#:3#shitpost#shitposting#tapioca#ass#sludge#butt plug#buttplug#fuck you it’s horny time#>:3#hornypost#hornyposting#currently sitting on the toilet wondering if I’ll ever be able to walk straight again#I hope some Christians see this and cry#christian#christianity#at one point it started to get bloody but fuck it we ball
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Str*it people 🤮
been repeating this in my head all day
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Anarchy time

#antiwork#wage slavery#workers rights#worker exploitation#labor day#labor rights#labor#woke#:3#anarchy
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Idk, I’m just gay and horny :3
been repeating this in my head all day
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Even better
been repeating this in my head all day
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P U T T H E M I N M Y A S S
been repeating this in my head all day
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