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Finally drew my OC. What a headache. I think she turned out pretty rad, though!

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reddit accidentally smoked out the engineer behind d.va’s mech

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I'd like to put out a kincall for any genetic experiments made by Moira. I'm only just getting memories of who I was before they took me and changed me but I know my sister is out there and I want to find her.

Good luck!

–Admin Hana

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This is how the golden age of piracy ended.

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So, when my maternal grandmother died, we had to find loving, permanent homes for all five of her cats because otherwise she would have risen from the grave to kill the entire family. We took in Chloe because Chloe was my grandmother’s favorite, and she made my mom promise to look after her. Now my mother treats Chloe like her third child, and the cat is basically plastered to her 24/7 when she isn’t hiding from some imagined enemy like the dustbuster or my dad’s footsteps.

Anyway, we wound up giving the rest of the cats to this couple that runs a joint called Kitty Korner. They try to find loving homes for all the cats they take in, but will care for the unadoptables (read: assholes) for the rest of their lives. That’s great, because one of the cats we gave to these poor women was Tobey. I have no idea why my grandmother ever adopted Tobey. He was a huge schmuck. The most handsome orange tomcat you ever saw, and he loved to crawl in your lap. But if you ever tried to touch him, he would switch immediately into Kill Mode and you could say goodbye to your hand. Needless to say, having him in your lap was awkward. It was like holding a bomb.

Kitty Korner sends us detailed letters every year to give us updates on how Tobey’s doing. Basically, they are status reports on how much of a douche Tobey is and continues to be. These women are saints. I guess they really like cats, because these letters are like a full page of single-spaced text. But more or less, they amount to:

2003: Tobey has a real colorful personality! But, uh, we don’t think he’s suited for adoption yet

2004: Nope, still not suited for adoption

2005: I think this is pretty much a lost cause

2006: WTF

2007: Tobey is trying to kill us and every other cat in the house

2008: Tobey is still trying to kill us and every other cat in the house

2009: Tobey is a vicious dictator and can only find pleasure in the subjugation of other organisms

BUT!!!! The past few years, Tobey has apparently been making steady improvement. And in our most recent letter, we have been informed that he is no longer doing things like venturing upstairs expressly to beat the living shit out of the other cats at Kitty Korner. He will also let you pet him, and when he’s had enough he’ll give a warning nip instead of removing your limb. In fact, Tobey, at a ripe old age of 14, is ready for a new home! With an experienced cat owner, comes the necessary caveat, and like… no kids. At all. Ever. Or other cats, probably. But at least he’s no longer a psychopath.

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DnD alignments lockscreens! Like/reblog if you save

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My etsy is up and running! I sell stim toys for fellow stimmers :)

They’re hand made and made of stretchy loom bands! They’re meant to be stretched and squished, or even just held due to the texture the bands create. They come in multiple colors, ranging from one to a ton. Currently I only ship to the US and Canada, but hopefully I’ll be able to ship to Europe in the future.

They’re inexpensive ($1-4.00 USD) and small enough to fit in your pocket for stimming anywhere!

Click here to go to my shop!

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Chaotic Neutral

“ain’t that just the way”: lawful good

“it be like that sometimes”: true neutral

“that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth”: chaotic evil

discuss.

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Friend needs help. Consider commissions?

My mom got into a car accident and we’re pretty worried about it because we’re strapped for cash and can’t really pay for it. I’ve gone ahead and updated my commissions to hopefully make some extra money.

If you can’t afford a commission, please consider donating to me on ko-fi. Alternatively, if you’d like to do more, you can support me on Patreon.

Email me at lyricsnizek@gmail.com or message me here on tumblr if you’re interested in a commission.

Things I’m comfortable with:

Most things (fandom, oc, shipping, etc.)

Iffy things:

Certain fetishes (ask)

Large muscles. I’m learning, but not perfect.

Things I’m not comfortable with:

Certain fetishes (ask)

Rape / noncon / dubcon / lolicon

Machinery

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I still think Moana deserved an Oscar for this part

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Garrus, you shouldn’t even be drinking Ryncol, you’re going to kill yourself.

Exactly.

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super fast tali sketch ‘cause she’s too damn cute

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I’m interested to see how many of us there are on Tumblr.

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Hi! My name is Alek, and I’m a mentally ill student living in a… less than fantastic home. Due to a variety of reasons I don’t really have the energy to go into, it is currently impossible for me to get a job, and I’ve had no luck as of yet applying for disability. 

Money is tight in general, and, even though I’m currently living at home with family, I don’t know how long that will last – or how long I want that to last. We have issues being able to pay for most things, including medicine that I need. So! That’s what this post is for - wanting to take commissions. Everything posted on this blog is art of mine, so please feel free to look through for examples of what I can do.

In complete sincerity, I don’t know what my art is worth, so I’m setting the base price at $5 USD, but otherwise this is pay what you want. My paypal and contact email is alekdelcine417@gmail.com, and I’m open to drawing… mostly anything (see below). I also have a Ko-Fi if you’d rather send something that way, and of course, you can message me on here as well.

This time of year is very energy draining, so right now I’d like to keep things simple – and I’m really sorry in advance, for that.

Will Do:

Furries

Sketches

Bust Shots

Simple Animals

Flight Rising Dragons

Simple Animations

Some Pixel Art

Fan Art

???? Ask!!

Won’t Do:

18+ Themes (nudity, etc)

Gore

Extreme Detail

Fullbody Humans (I’m sorry ;; )

Vehicles/Cars/Etc

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kin asks

1: Who's your most "me" kin?

2: What is your most cursed kin?

3: Which kin would win in a fist fight?

4: Are you in a kin drama or nah?

5: Who was your first kin?

6: Who is your oldest kin?

7: Do you get kin memories?

8: Do you have otherkins?

9: Do you have any cannon-mates?

10: How do you view kinning?

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I got a new hat