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Enoch: I bring things back from the dead.

Horace: It wasn’t enough to bring that outfit back though.

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I Have a New Life is Strange Sideblog

This isn't MPHFPC related but I started up a Life is Strange sideblog recently, focusing on Before the Storm and the Amberprice ship so if you're interested in that you can find it here: @amberprice-impossible-lovechild

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Jacob: I've decided to train as a fire fighter

Enoch: Why?

Jacob:*narrows eyes at Emma* No reason...

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Only 125 days to go 😉

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I made a miniature wardrobe inspired by the Narnia series and Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

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THIS🚨IS🚨NOT🚨A🚨DRILL 😍😍😍

Just 159 days to go...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/books/2018/04/25/exclusive-miss-peregrine-book-series-kicks-off-new-trilogy-map-days/542827002/

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Jacob: Who do the police contact to bail you out when your registered next-of-kin is in there with you and whose ridiculous scheme is what landed you in there in the first place?

Emma: Why do you ask?

Jacob: Oh, I don't know....maybe it's because you're trying to test the extent of your peculiarity on an ice rink!

Emma: Ice rink? I think the more appropriate term for it now is 'very shallow swimming pool'

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Jacob: Do you ever wonder what would happen if cats grew opposable thumbs?

Enoch:*to Emma* Remind me why you love him again

Emma:He's weird. I like weird.

Jacob: Weird? Don't you mean Peculiar?

Emma:...no

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How to Tell When the Peculiars are Pissed Off

Emma: Physically starts to smoke

Jacob: Has his new pet hollow wrap its tongues around your ankles and dangle you upside down until you apologise

Bronwyn: Will never actually hurt anyone but has been known to break whatever inanimate objects are in reach. Fiona still hasn't forgiven her for when the closest thing happened to be a shrub

Horace: Mutters about having foreseen your death, never revealing if he was serious about it or not

Enoch: Stares you right in the eye while stabbing a homunculus, he fashioned to look like you, through the heart

Claire: CAUTION-THIS ANIMAL BITES

Olive: Her shoes will 'accidentally' fall off and she'll grab onto your hair to stop herself floating to the ceiling because "it was an emergency!"

Millard: Secretly follows you around until you do something wrong and then immediately rats you out to Miss Peregrine

Hugh: Pretty self explanatory-Never piss off someone with an army of insects with stingers, it won't end well for you

Fiona: Will have one of her giant topiary characters confiscate your favourite possession and hold it way out of reach

Miss Peregrine: Depending who you are and what you've done, she may just choose to crap on you in bird form (particularly when she finds Jacob trying to sneak into Emma's window during her nightly airborne perimeter check)

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Miss Peregrine and Stranger Things Crossover Headcanon

Instead of being part of a government experiment, Eleven is peculiar and is found by Mike and the gang when escaping her father who became abusive after discovering her powers. Mike takes her to his parents who notify social services and Eleven is placed in the care system where Abe finds her and sends her to the nearest ymbryne who offers her a place in her loop but Eleven declines because she misses her friends back in Hawkins. Abe then takes her back to Hawkins, moving his family there too to keep her safe and legally adopts her.

Out of all his aunts and uncles, his Aunt Eleven and Uncle Mike are Jacob's favourites.

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Horace: Guys! I have a problem and no idea how to deal with it

Bronwyn: I usually just ignore my problems until they go away

Enoch: It works on Jacob every time

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The Peculiars Favourite Flowers/Plants

Requested anonymously

Jacob-Tiger lilies (the mix of warm colours in the petals remind him of Emma's peculiarity)

Emma-Cherry Blossom Trees (She and Jacob sit under the one in his back yard in Florida, spending many warm lazy afternoons relaxing in the shade together)

Hugh-Clovers (he's made it his life mission to find one with four leaves to give to Fiona if they're ever reunited, nobody has the heart to tell him if he finds her she can just grow one for herself)

Fiona-Lavender (they're one of the best plants for attracting bees)

Claire-Snapdragons (she enjoys playing with them and pretending the flowers are real dragon heads with gaping mouths)

Olive-Olive trees (she likes that they share a name as well as an olive branch traditionally being a symbol of peace)

Enoch-Red Tide/Algal Bloom (when the algae is highly concentrated it makes the water it lives it look like blood)

Horace-Japanese Peace Lily (he finds caring for the plant highly calming in all the madness of living with the other peculiars)

Bronwyn-Roses (they were Victor's favourite too and they always remind her of him)

Millard-Venus Flytrap (he finds it fascinating that the plant has evolved to trap live prey)

Miss Peregrine-Bonsai Trees (the children got her one when they all finally moved out so that she'd still have something to care for and she loves it)

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Happy Loop Day!!!

In honour of Loop Day (September 3rd), I'm looking for as many Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children headcanon prompts as you guys can think of. Just send it to my ask box, specifying the situation, quote, question for a character/s, favourites, etc., if you want it to be for the movie or book universe and which characters you want it to focus on or if you want it to generally cover all main characters. Full credit will be given for prompts not submitted anonymously. Happy Loop Day!!!

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I'd try to figure out the meaning of life but that would give my life meaning and I'm too busy with this existential crisis for that right now

Enoch O'Connor, probably

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How the Peculiars Became Famous Headcanon

Requested by @mademoisellepeculiar

Jacob: Accidentally Internet famous-a video was posted of him getting hit in the back of the head by a well aimed snowball from Emma, making him lose his balance on a patch of ice and fall on his face

Bronwyn: Runs a highly popular health and fitness blog

Claire: Beauty vlogger

Horace: TV chef

Enoch: YouTube gamer

Olive: Children’s TV presenter

Fiona: Host of many nature documentaries

Hugh: High profile activist for a conservationist pressure group

Millard: Next generation Bill Nye

Emma: Her reaction to knocking Jacob over with that snowball became a widely recognised meme

Miss Peregrine: Democrat Senator, especially popular for her campaigning in favour of improving social care and housing for disadvantaged children

Sharon: Inventor of the latest dance craze

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Sorry I'm late, someone told me to 'go to hell'. I searched for six hours but it started to get too dark to see...I'll try again tomorrow

Enoch O'Connor probably

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Sick Emma Headcanon

When Emma gets sick, she has to stay outside in the shed because she loses control of her peculiarity when she sneezes and everyone is too scared to be in the same house with her for fear she'll accidentally burn it down. Jacob leaves her his phone so she can call when she needs something, at which point Jacob brings it to her, dressed in a flame retardant apron with a fire extinguisher tucked under one arm.