entitymoses
entitymoses
Moses, Alien Time Traveler
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“Moses” is an alien that crash landed in my front yard the other day alongside something similar to the Voyager Golden Record bearing photographs of him throughout human history and beyond. Here I document those and also modern images of him in my care
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entitymoses · 29 days ago
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Didn’t let him Drive the UFO
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entitymoses · 1 month ago
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He’s still getting the hang of the whole “blinking” thing we do here on Earth
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entitymoses · 8 months ago
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literally him in his halloween costume
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Wizar :)
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entitymoses · 8 months ago
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selfy
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entitymoses · 9 months ago
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HE TOOK MY ADDERALL
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entitymoses · 9 months ago
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I received a beautiful gift today to honor my alien
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entitymoses · 9 months ago
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he does not care that we were evacuated from the hurricane. he eat bar and stare at me
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entitymoses · 9 months ago
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the alien doesn’t like the hurricane or his gay little jacket
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entitymoses · 9 months ago
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on his planet, smiling means “twice you have tried to defeat me and twice you have failed. make it thrice and you will not live to try a fourth”
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entitymoses · 10 months ago
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They don’t have reflections on his home planet so this really freaked him out
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entitymoses · 10 months ago
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Hard at Work
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entitymoses · 10 months ago
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Moses always tells me that his favorite time to travel to is the sinking of the RMS Titanic. I don't fucking know why
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entitymoses · 10 months ago
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New Secret
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entitymoses · 10 months ago
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That day, Moses learned to stop eating helium
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entitymoses · 10 months ago
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Moses has been approved as an ESA (Emotional Support Alien), so he is no longer illegally residing in my home. Everyone say congratulations Moses you are a Legal Alien now
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entitymoses · 11 months ago
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Do You Hear What I Hear...
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entitymoses · 11 months ago
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Moses told me he’s actually pretty okay with nonbinary people as long as they don’t shove it in his face—as he shoved a nonbinary themed mouse toy in his face. Perhaps aliens don’t know about irony
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