espeneldritch

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im wearing a choker for the first time (new year new slutty me) but i am now realizing i hate wearing chokers someone get this thang off me

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DJ Grooves gets no ass? DJ Grooves gets no ass. This is the no ass pride flag.

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Holy hell, y'all WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY

So I ordered about $75 worth of rats for my snake right before Christmas. I thought they were late but it turns out they're same day delivery and a porch pirate got to them within the time span of 3 hours.

The bag of rats.

Somebody stole a bag of dead rats from my porch.

Could you imagine? I was upset for a while but honestly, maybe this will prevent future porch pirates from stealing. Way more effective than a glitter bomb.

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Our first memories as a couple were formed at the cat Cafe. We weren't officially dating yet, but we couldn't get each other off our minds. December 8th, 2021 we started dating. I still feel like I love you more every day.

They proposed to me on our anniversary in 2023, we were back at our cafe, they were nervous as hell. They kept asking me to grab more coffee but I wanted to stay with them on our date. Eventually, they shook me off by asking me to get them some water.

When I came back, they took my hand in theirs. They told me I made their life an adventure, and so many other sweet things. They proposed to me in front of the cats, of course I said yes!

Here's to many more years with you, and the coming month where I can propose to you back. These last few years haven't been easy for anyone, but we've always lifted each other up through it all. I feel so lucky to have you in my life. You looked so beautiful that day.

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Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

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shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

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gimme ur teeth

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*kahjit logic

im wearing a choker for the first time (new year new slutty me) but i am now realizing i hate wearing chokers someone get this thang off me

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Cat logic

im wearing a choker for the first time (new year new slutty me) but i am now realizing i hate wearing chokers someone get this thang off me

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being cis isn't a choice, but it's the wrong one anyway

click for better quality (tip me) (my shop)

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Culprit

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

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I used to be so smart. I was so clever and I was so capable of engaging in discussions and spinning ideas out with people and considering concepts and comprehending hypotheticals I was so SMART I was so GOOD AT WORDS I could put words together for hours and I didn't run out of them. I didn't know more things but I could think... I could think. I had space inside for so many thoughts and concepts. I was so clever

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You're already a fairy HA

If ⁷ you drink the dehumidifier juice you turn into a fairy

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happy birthday to the only song

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2024

in:

having a wank

having a pint

out:

dying of ennui or some shit