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You are an alien assassin tasked with killing the human ambassador. Only to find out all your poisons like caffeine, chocolate, capsaicin, tabacco mint etc. Don’t work

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Two more stencil designs I did today! :)

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Ecosocialist praxis

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Statistics is just math that likes to lie, to trick, and to deceive. It forces you to do even more math to prove it isn't lying.

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Players can't agree? Play the sonic drowning music. Doesn't have to do anything if they run out of time, but the fear will likely promote quick decisive actions.

­https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

You're welcome

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friend just told me “neil gaiman’s tumblr isn’t real”

opinions?

Nothing on Tumblr is real. Tumblr isn't real. And I'm definitely not real. Except that my right knee hurts. So it's probably a bit real.

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me, whenever my friend experiences the most minor inconvenience or slight: kill? I kill them? I kill for you? kill? yes? murder? kill? bite? kill?

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you're scrolling tumblr!! *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead* *kisses ur forehead*

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Was making soup for lunch and coming up with rhymes about it (like some sort of gnome). Ended with my bff and I making a short poem. I do calligraphy and yeah:

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*takes your hand* we'll go to the local kebab guy ok. no mcdonalds. local kebab guy loves us

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trans girls r so pretty I wish I were a trans girl

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"tiktok is so toxic yall are on that evil app but I'm built different 💅" to you!! TO YOU!! YOUR TIKTOK ALGORITHYM MAY BE EVIL

Mine is FIRE

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i’m really enjoying this josh hutcherson renaissance that’s happening right now

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women