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more time to listen to Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit (1999)

i think the world would be better if there was more time for me to listen to music and less time for people to piss me off

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Listen ive had a paladin use lesser restoration to sober up players all the time… and use lay on hands to cure hickies. You can do whatever you want.

Most recent debate in the DND group is if Lay On Hands would cure a sunburn

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Jake in that one adventure time episode

orangesnackcake

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The dichotomy of academia; the curse of knowledge has you needing more

i hate knowing things. and not knowing things? not a fan of that either

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See, the answer is to just get your players ALSO being freaky about your NPCs, problem solved.

And then make them fight.

I’m at my limit, haha…

(Cue surprise bossfight)

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Pixel Art by Philipp A. Urlich

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Windswept I'll never get tired of making Princess Mononoke fanart. Still my favorite movie of all time

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in many cases, you can go to museum and see art there ☝️ often it feels good to do this

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Please cortisol my beloved nemesis, kindly calm the fuck down

they should make nervous systems that are less nervous

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The mindset when i feel too stressed to DM

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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i’m like touch starved but for a river

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Alright y’all happy pride to literally anyone that’s queer and also especially queer people in medicine and the sciences. It’s rough out here and y’all deserve the world, thanks for giving me hope for the world.

I hope your coffee is always the right temperature, your sleep is rejuvenating, and that you find joy in the small things.

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ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river

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Using this as a litmus test for how out of hand the campaign I’ve been running for over a year now has become

The answer is 62. We’ve had fights and scenes in 62 of these different kind of buildings.

Maybe we’ve spent too much of our lives playing D&D

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

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On the last day of christmas this world gives to me ~

Best friend’s flight home: canceled (can’t play d&d tonight)

Tire: punctured (had to get new tires too bc they were nearly bald)

Ao3: down (cant even read fanfics in my fucking time of need)

And I work a nine hour shift tomorrow

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alright so we all knew he was gonna win so i made the incredible choice of playing Dungeons And Dragons for 7 hours the night of the election and instead of watching the polls with growing dread i got to watch my pcs run around and be gay

correct choice i think